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Hello to everyone. New here. I agree with drumrolfe that this site is a great resource.
I'm just feeling my way around here to start. So far ... very interesting.
I might be the person who asks "dumb questions". I hope no one minds.
 

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Welcome! I hope you find this site to be not only helpful but entertaining... so here ya go:

Cardiologist's Funeral

A beloved cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket
rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful
heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was
just Thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.
 
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