Political Jokes - Page 9

**speedster123** · 09-04-2009, 08:00 AM

A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about football, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So... you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

lhv111 · 09-05-2009, 04:11 PM

"So... you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

YouTube - What Have We Done? - Black Woman Doesn't Like Obama No-More

**WereBo** · 09-05-2009, 04:36 PM

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**Drew1369** · 09-20-2009, 10:57 PM

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

**WereBo** · 09-21-2009, 04:16 AM

Very true.....

Phædrus2401 · 09-22-2009, 06:10 PM

Those who would sacrifice Liberty for Security are eligible for a tax credit!

Zealex · 09-26-2009, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lhv111

"So... you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

YouTube - What Have We Done? - Black Woman Doesn't Like Obama No-More

what the...nevermind.

**Basementgeek** · 09-30-2009, 08:17 AM

I really don't like the above video. I find it sort of funny, I also find it sort of degrading
to the hard working Blacks here and everywhere.

Just my 2 ¢ is all.

BG

**speedster123** · 10-06-2009, 05:20 AM

I think she comes off pretty sharp.

**WereBo** · 10-16-2009, 12:37 PM

YouTube - What Now for the Obama Zombies?

Mcninjaguy · 10-16-2009, 03:59 PM

YouTube - There's no one as Irish as Barack O'Bama

The first Video is kind of annoying, thats why I thought I'd share it with you guys so it'd be stuck in your head too.

YouTube - Homer Simpson tries to vote for Obama

**Basementgeek** · 10-20-2009, 09:20 AM

Lemon Picker

A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove
seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you
this: have you had any actual experience in picking
lemons?"

She replied: "I've been divorced three times and I
voted for Obama."

BG

**WereBo** · 10-20-2009, 01:00 PM

Sorry BG, I just had to 'borrow' that one

**Jason** · 11-20-2009, 07:50 AM

I thought this one was just too funny to pass up. Almost sounds like they are making fun of MSM too.

09-04-2009, 08:00 AM	#161 (permalink)
speedster123 Mentor Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: United States-New York-Long Island Posts: 5,190 OS: xp pro SP3 My System	cant be true A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about football, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So... you people still happy you voted for Obama?" __________________

09-05-2009, 04:11 PM	#162 (permalink)
lhv111 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 53 OS: windows xp	Re: Political Jokes "So... you people still happy you voted for Obama?" YouTube - What Have We Done? - Black Woman Doesn't Like Obama No-More __________________ Illinois - Where our Governors make our license plates.

09-05-2009, 04:36 PM	#163 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,335 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Political Jokes .... __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

09-20-2009, 10:57 PM	#164 (permalink)
Drew1369 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Seattle, WA, USA Posts: 3,403 OS: Win7 Ultimate	Re: Political Jokes A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. __________________ We humans have a primal urge to kill because, thanks to natural selection, all the homo sapiens who didn't have a primal urge to kill, were themselves killed. http://obamaclock.org/

09-21-2009, 04:16 AM	#165 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,335 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Political Jokes Very true..... __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

09-22-2009, 06:10 PM	#166 (permalink)
Phædrus2401 Hardware Tech Team Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: New Orleans Posts: 3,697 OS: Vista Ultimate x64 SP1 + Ubuntu 9.04 My System	Re: Political Jokes Those who would sacrifice Liberty for Security are eligible for a tax credit! __________________ Good PSU brands: Corsair, SeaSonic, CWT, PC Power and Cooling, Thermaltake Toughpower, CoolerMaster Real Power Pro On 80+ Certification - PSU Information and Selection - Power Supply Myths You don't get what you don't pay for.

09-30-2009, 08:17 AM	#168 (permalink)
Basementgeek Moderator, Home Support Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Central Ohio, USA Posts: 1,451 OS: XP Pro SP2/Vista Ultimate SP2 Blog Entries: 3	Re: Political Jokes I really don't like the above video. I find it sort of funny, I also find it sort of degrading to the hard working Blacks here and everywhere. Just my 2 ¢ is all. BG __________________ Donating to the forum keeps TSF free for all. Proud member of ASAP

10-06-2009, 05:20 AM	#169 (permalink)
speedster123 Mentor Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: United States-New York-Long Island Posts: 5,190 OS: xp pro SP3 My System	Re: Political Jokes I think she comes off pretty sharp. __________________

10-16-2009, 12:37 PM	#170 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,335 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Political Jokes YouTube - What Now for the Obama Zombies? __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

10-16-2009, 03:59 PM	#171 (permalink)
Mcninjaguy Temporarily Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Posts: 10,422 OS: Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit My System Blog Entries: 1	Re: Political Jokes YouTube - There's no one as Irish as Barack O'Bama The first Video is kind of annoying, thats why I thought I'd share it with you guys so it'd be stuck in your head too. YouTube - Homer Simpson tries to vote for Obama Last edited by Mcninjaguy; 10-16-2009 at 04:02 PM.

10-20-2009, 09:20 AM	#172 (permalink)
Basementgeek Moderator, Home Support Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Central Ohio, USA Posts: 1,451 OS: XP Pro SP2/Vista Ultimate SP2 Blog Entries: 3	Re: Political Jokes Lemon Picker A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" She replied: "I've been divorced three times and I voted for Obama." BG __________________ Donating to the forum keeps TSF free for all. Proud member of ASAP

10-20-2009, 01:00 PM	#173 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,335 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Political Jokes Sorry BG, I just had to 'borrow' that one __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

11-20-2009, 07:50 AM	#174 (permalink)
Jason Faugh a ballagh Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Pasco, FL Posts: 8,460 OS: Windows Vista My System Blog Entries: 2	Re: Political Jokes I thought this one was just too funny to pass up. Almost sounds like they are making fun of MSM too. __________________ Posting Tips \| Advice for New People \| Common Fixes \| Agus na damnaithe fágtha gan focal Glaoigh ormsa i measc na naomh