Bush joke

**myquitehead** · 10-06-2005, 03:33 PM

Just a funny Bush joke I heard on the way to work this morning.

One of the Presiden't advisors came into his office one morning and was giving him a run down of the previous day's news. He began, "Three Brazilian people were killed in a.." When the President heard this he gasped, and dropped his head in grief. Puzzled, the advisor asked, "Mr. President, what's wrong?" The President slowly looked up, stone faced, and asked, "Exactly how many are in a brazillion?"

**40sondacurb** · 10-06-2005, 06:38 PM

funny as heck

**Fox** · 10-06-2005, 06:45 PM

That's a good one. I hear the government's spending brazilians of dollars on the war

newhouse1390 · 11-04-2005, 04:49 AM

Money well spent for our netions defense. Dems complain all the time about how our troops don't have everything we can give them yet you critisize the admin for spending too much.

bry623 · 11-04-2005, 09:43 AM

How many democrats does it take to chaneg a light bulb? 4, 1 to change it and 3 to get paid for not changing it.

**Fox** · 11-04-2005, 09:56 AM

so flip out about it, newhouse.. I wasn't making a political statement in my post- might I remind you that this thread is a joke in itself.

Here's a funny one- How many Ashcrofts does it take to take away the constitutionally guaranteed civil liberties from the citizens and foreign nationals in an entire nation?

Answer: just one.

10-06-2005, 03:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
myquitehead TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 572 OS: XP Pro Sp1	Bush joke Just a funny Bush joke I heard on the way to work this morning. One of the Presiden't advisors came into his office one morning and was giving him a run down of the previous day's news. He began, "Three Brazilian people were killed in a.." When the President heard this he gasped, and dropped his head in grief. Puzzled, the advisor asked, "Mr. President, what's wrong?" The President slowly looked up, stone faced, and asked, "Exactly how many are in a brazillion?"

10-06-2005, 06:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fox TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 7,752 OS: XP Pro, CentOS My System	That's a good one. I hear the government's spending brazilians of dollars on the war __________________ Antec Neo Power 500W, ABIT IP35-E, Intel E2180@2.66Ghz, Corsair XMS2 2x1GB DDR2-800, PNY 8800GT, 320GB Seagate * lazy college student alert *- If I've inadvertently ignored a thread, please Let me know about it Have I helped you solve your problem? Donate to Techsupportforums Klart Skepp!

11-04-2005, 09:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
bry623 Manager, The Conversation Pit/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NW Territory circa 1787 Posts: 11,680 OS: winxp pro sp2	How many democrats does it take to chaneg a light bulb? 4, 1 to change it and 3 to get paid for not changing it. __________________ "If you aren't a liberal when you're 20, you have no heart. If you aren't a conservative when you are 50, you have no brain"

11-04-2005, 09:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
Fox TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 7,752 OS: XP Pro, CentOS My System	so flip out about it, newhouse.. I wasn't making a political statement in my post- might I remind you that this thread is a joke in itself. Here's a funny one- How many Ashcrofts does it take to take away the constitutionally guaranteed civil liberties from the citizens and foreign nationals in an entire nation? Answer: just one. __________________ Antec Neo Power 500W, ABIT IP35-E, Intel E2180@2.66Ghz, Corsair XMS2 2x1GB DDR2-800, PNY 8800GT, 320GB Seagate * lazy college student alert *- If I've inadvertently ignored a thread, please Let me know about it Have I helped you solve your problem? Donate to Techsupportforums Klart Skepp!

10-06-2005, 06:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
40sondacurb Don't be a menace Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,285 OS: Vista sp2	funny as heck

11-04-2005, 04:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
newhouse1390 Member, Networking Team Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,040 OS: Windows Server 2003	Money well spent for our netions defense. Dems complain all the time about how our troops don't have everything we can give them yet you critisize the admin for spending too much.