Joke Thread - Page 47

**Go The Power** · 07-14-2007, 11:09 PM

, keep them up

**Drew1369** · 07-15-2007, 12:30 PM

WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES...
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> Husband's note on refrigerator for wife......
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> Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.
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> They said the Pabst beer is normal.
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> I didn't know you liked beer!

**sandman55** · 07-16-2007, 03:49 AM

thats a good one I think I have that as a .jpg but I dont think I can post pics here till I have more posts

**Go The Power** · 07-16-2007, 04:05 AM

You can post pics here, just you cant have them in your sig.

**sandman55** · 07-16-2007, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Go The Power

You can post pics here, just you cant have them in your sig.

Thanks mate here it is I hope this is the place for funny pics as I have some more

**Go The Power** · 07-16-2007, 04:14 AM

, yea that is good.

**karusho** · 07-16-2007, 05:47 PM

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

* Forty-three (43) said yes,
* Six (6) were undecided,
* Only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"

He feels the conclusion is obvious.

JohnthePilot · 07-16-2007, 06:11 PM

Very good. I've seen a similar one with oxygen

ebackhus · 07-16-2007, 06:34 PM

www.dhmo.org

**jen56** · 07-16-2007, 07:51 PM

love em all

**sandman55** · 07-17-2007, 02:19 AM

I liked that one karusho

**Go The Power** · 07-17-2007, 03:58 AM

, keep them coming, they are great.

**sandman55** · 07-17-2007, 04:27 AM

These are a bit of a laugh

JohnthePilot · 07-17-2007, 07:59 AM

Hey! Where did you get the picture of my bike?

**TheMatt** · 07-17-2007, 08:08 AM

Nice.

http://matt.modica.home.comcast.net/...s/page0105.htm
http://matt.modica.home.comcast.net/...s/page0123.htm

**Go The Power** · 07-17-2007, 08:17 AM

These are great

, i like seeing funny pictures

**Tony.b99** · 07-17-2007, 08:25 AM

Went to the pub the other day with my pet newt,
one guy said hey what's your newt called?
Tiny I said,
Why do you call it tiny? he said
Because its's my newt, I replied

**TheMatt** · 07-17-2007, 08:27 AM

Haha

**Drew1369** · 07-17-2007, 02:56 PM

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” -- even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don't tell your father.”

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don't say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your FATHER a big hug.”

**TheMatt** · 07-17-2007, 03:06 PM

Nice.

07-14-2007, 11:09 PM	#921 (permalink)
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07-15-2007, 12:30 PM	#922 (permalink)
Drew1369 Moderator Relaxation Room Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Seattle, WA, USA Posts: 3,435 OS: Win7 Ultimate	Re: Joke Thread WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES... > > Husband's note on refrigerator for wife...... > > Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. > > They said the Pabst beer is normal. > > I didn't know you liked beer! __________________ We humans have a primal urge to kill because, thanks to natural selection, all the homo sapiens who didn't have a primal urge to kill, were themselves killed. http://obamaclock.org/

07-16-2007, 03:49 AM	#923 (permalink)
sandman55 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 5,530 OS: WinXP Pro SP3	Re: Joke Thread thats a good one I think I have that as a .jpg but I dont think I can post pics here till I have more posts

07-16-2007, 04:05 AM	#924 (permalink)
Go The Power Moderator, Microsoft Support Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 10,994 OS: Windows XP Home SP2 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Joke Thread You can post pics here, just you cant have them in your sig. __________________

07-16-2007, 04:14 AM	#926 (permalink)
Go The Power Moderator, Microsoft Support Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 10,994 OS: Windows XP Home SP2 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Joke Thread , yea that is good. __________________

07-16-2007, 05:47 PM	#927 (permalink)
karusho TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 1,217 OS: Windows XP SP2, Windows Vista SP1, Ubuntu 8.04 My System	Re: Joke Thread A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide." And for plenty of good reasons, since: 1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting 2. it is a major component in acid rain 3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state 4. accidental inhalation can kill you 5. it contributes to erosion 6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes 7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. * Forty-three (43) said yes, * Six (6) were undecided, * Only one (1) knew that the chemical was water. The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He feels the conclusion is obvious. __________________ Laptop Specs: Sony VAIO VGN-NR160E dual-booting Vista Ultimate SP1 and Ubuntu 8.04 "Hardy Heron"

07-16-2007, 06:11 PM	#928 (permalink)
JohnthePilot Manager, TSF Articles Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cheltenham, near Wales. Posts: 30,929 OS: XP Home SP3, PCLinux, Vista Home Premium SP1 My System Blog Entries: 1	Re: Joke Thread Very good. I've seen a similar one with oxygen __________________ Submit New Articles Here If you feel that TSF has helped you please make a donationand help to keep the forum free Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon Folding@Home - Team 85015

07-16-2007, 06:34 PM	#929 (permalink)
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07-16-2007, 07:51 PM	#930 (permalink)
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07-17-2007, 02:19 AM	#931 (permalink)
sandman55 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 5,530 OS: WinXP Pro SP3	Re: Joke Thread I liked that one karusho

07-17-2007, 03:58 AM	#932 (permalink)
Go The Power Moderator, Microsoft Support Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 10,994 OS: Windows XP Home SP2 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Joke Thread , keep them coming, they are great. __________________

07-17-2007, 07:59 AM	#934 (permalink)
JohnthePilot Manager, TSF Articles Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cheltenham, near Wales. Posts: 30,929 OS: XP Home SP3, PCLinux, Vista Home Premium SP1 My System Blog Entries: 1	Re: Joke Thread Hey! Where did you get the picture of my bike? __________________ Submit New Articles Here If you feel that TSF has helped you please make a donationand help to keep the forum free Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon Folding@Home - Team 85015

07-17-2007, 08:08 AM	#935 (permalink)
TheMatt TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2006 Location: Boston Posts: 13,701 OS: Win 3.1, 98, NT 4.0, XP Debian 4.0, Kubuntu 6.06 My System Blog Entries: 3	Re: Joke Thread Nice. http://matt.modica.home.comcast.net/...s/page0105.htm http://matt.modica.home.comcast.net/...s/page0123.htm __________________ - Matt M - KB1OSC - Folding@Home 85015 [url="http://www.techsupportforum.com/hardware-support/"] If TSF has helped you, please consider donating. If I have stopped responding to a thread, feel free to send me a PM with a link to the thread. It is advisable to subscribe to threads so you will receive updates when replies are posted. You can subscribe to threads from the "Thread Tools" Menu. »Memtest86 »Prime95 »UBCD »SpeedFan »NHC Personal »Everest »Sandra »PC Wizard »RivaTuner »ATi Tool Click here for Useful Articles and Guides

07-17-2007, 08:17 AM	#936 (permalink)
Go The Power Moderator, Microsoft Support Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 10,994 OS: Windows XP Home SP2 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Joke Thread These are great , i like seeing funny pictures __________________

07-17-2007, 08:25 AM	#937 (permalink)
Tony.b99 Tony (Burnley FC) Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Burnley uk Posts: 1,278 OS: xp	Re: Joke Thread Went to the pub the other day with my pet newt, one guy said hey what's your newt called? Tiny I said, Why do you call it tiny? he said Because its's my newt, I replied __________________ *TONY SPYBOT & COMODO*

07-17-2007, 08:27 AM	#938 (permalink)
TheMatt TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2006 Location: Boston Posts: 13,701 OS: Win 3.1, 98, NT 4.0, XP Debian 4.0, Kubuntu 6.06 My System Blog Entries: 3	Re: Joke Thread Haha __________________ - Matt M - KB1OSC - Folding@Home 85015 [url="http://www.techsupportforum.com/hardware-support/"] If TSF has helped you, please consider donating. If I have stopped responding to a thread, feel free to send me a PM with a link to the thread. It is advisable to subscribe to threads so you will receive updates when replies are posted. You can subscribe to threads from the "Thread Tools" Menu. »Memtest86 »Prime95 »UBCD »SpeedFan »NHC Personal »Everest »Sandra »PC Wizard »RivaTuner »ATi Tool Click here for Useful Articles and Guides

07-17-2007, 02:56 PM	#939 (permalink)
Drew1369 Moderator Relaxation Room Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Seattle, WA, USA Posts: 3,435 OS: Win7 Ultimate	Re: Joke Thread At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” -- even when you don't know anything. The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don't tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don't say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your FATHER a big hug.” __________________ We humans have a primal urge to kill because, thanks to natural selection, all the homo sapiens who didn't have a primal urge to kill, were themselves killed. http://obamaclock.org/

07-17-2007, 03:06 PM	#940 (permalink)
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