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ebackhus · 05-24-2007, 08:26 AM

How to Talk to Your Kids About Almost Anything.

BY WENDY MOLYNEUX
- - - -
Raising kids today is more challenging than ever, but communication is key. Some subjects might make you uncomfortable, but addressing them honestly now will really help you out down the road. These sample dialogues are a road map to addressing life's thornier issues.

The Facts of Life
CHILD: Where do babies come from?
MOM: What babies? I don't see any babies around here, do you?
CHILD: I mean, when people have babies, where do they come from?
MOM: Space.
CHILD: Does that mean I'm from space?
MOM: Yes. You're from Mars.
CHILD: (Crying.) I'm a Martian?
MOM: Yes, and if you don't make your bed every day, Mommy and Daddy will send you back to Mars to live with your real parents.
CHILD: You're not my real mom?
MOM: No. You're a Martian princess that was sent to live with an Earth family for your own protection. Your real mom is 16 feet tall and shoots lasers out of her eyes when she gets mad. Think about that next time I send you to your room. At least I didn't burn all your toys with my laser-eyes.

Drugs
CHILD: What are drugs, and should I do them?
MOM: Do you have any?
CHILD: No.
MOM: Then let Mommy watch CSI Miami.
CHILD: At school they said we should just say no.
MOM: Um, do I interrupt you when you're watching Sesame Street?
CHILD: I'm 14. I don't watch that anymore.
MOM: Wait, which kid are you?
CHILD: Tammy.
MOM: Tammy what?
CHILD: Tammy Molyneux.
MOM: Freaky. We have the same last name.
CHILD: You're my mom.
MOM: (Sigh.) I thought you were from Mars.
CHILD: I stopped believing that a long time ago.
MOM: Well, you're going to get a big <TWIBAT> surprise on your 16th birthday when your real mom lands in a spaceship in our backyard and snatches you out of the house with her spiny tentacles.
CHILD: I am not from Mars.
MOM: Prove it.

War
CHILD: Is it always wrong to go to war?
MOM: Excuse me, but what does the cardboard sign hanging around my neck say?
CHILD: It says, "Don't talk to Mom. She has a hangover."
MOM: OK then.
CHILD: You spelled "hangover" wrong.
MOM: You got the gist. Lot of good those spelling skills are going to do you where you're going. They don't even have colleges there. And they don't speak English.
CHILD: Where am I going?
MOM: Do I have to say it?
CHILD: I wish I was never born.
MOM: You weren't. You hatched from a big green egg.

Religion
CHILD: Is there a God?
MOM: I think your people worship a glowing orb or something.
CHILD: What do you mean, my people?
MOM: Martians.
CHILD: OK, that's enough. I never believed that crap and I'm never going to.
MOM: Hey, OK, don't get mad.
CHILD: I am mad. I am not a Martian! I am a human! I hate you! Oh my God! What the <TWIBAT> was that? Lasers just came out of my eyes.
MOM: I told you so.
CHILD: Sh**.
MOM: And when your dad gets home you can tell him who burned his at-home karaoke machine with her laser-eyes.
CHILD: Holy crap.
MOM: Now can you move from in front of the TV, your royal highness? According to Jim is on.

=======================================================

To Change
the Carburetor.

BY JENN GUITART
- - - -
You might not want to change your carburetor, because it's very hard to do. To change the carburetor, you need to get under the car; this is difficult, and not worth it.
There is no reason to change your carburetor; carburetors are not important. (Fig. 1) Your car will probably run fine with the carburetor the way it is. In fact, your car may not even have a carburetor.

To Find the Carburetor
The carburetor is somewhere in or on the metal parts of the car. Look under the hood or underneath the car. The carburetor is usually made of metal.

Once You Find the Carburetor
Once you find the carburetor, you need to take it off or out. The carburetor will be very much attached to the car. It will be almost impossible to get the carburetor to detach from the car. Removing it will require tools and various unscrewing and twisting maneuvers using tools and both the right and left hands.
Upon removal of the carburetor, you should put the carburetor somewhere. You will notice that after you have removed the carburetor there will be a space where the carburetor formerly was. This is the space where you will put a new carburetor.

Obtaining the New Carburetor
You may want to put a new carburetor in the space that has been made available by the removal of the old carburetor.
New carburetors can be sought out at a variety of car places, places that sell car parts, and places that have car parts. It is unlikely, however, that you will be able to find a carburetor at a car place or anywhere else.

Installing the New Carburetor
It is not advisable to replace the old carburetor with a part such as you might find at one of these car places. In fact, it is dangerous, and impossible. You should avoid doing it. (Fig. 2) To install the new carburetor, find the spot where there used to be a carburetor. If your car did not have or need a carburetor, you may omit this step.
The tools required to install the new carburetor are the same as those used to remove the old one. Be sure you have all of them. Line them up in order and maneuver them in a sensible way until the new carburetor is attached to the car.

Note
Chances are, if you are having trouble with your carburetor, it is a problem with your mind or with other parts of the car. The carburetor itself is not a troublesome part of the car. In fact, it is not usually part of the car at all.

JohnthePilot · 05-24-2007, 09:00 AM

**carsey** · 05-24-2007, 09:04 AM

great jokes both of you

**K-B** · 05-24-2007, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebackhus

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=======================================================

To Change
the Carburetor.

BY JENN GUITART
- - - -
You might not want to change your carburetor, because it's very hard to do. To change the carburetor, you need to get under the car; this is difficult, and not worth it.
There is no reason to change your carburetor; carburetors are not important. (Fig. 1) Your car will probably run fine with the carburetor the way it is. In fact, your car may not even have a carburetor.

To Find the Carburetor
The carburetor is somewhere in or on the metal parts of the car. Look under the hood or underneath the car. The carburetor is usually made of metal.

Once You Find the Carburetor
Once you find the carburetor, you need to take it off or out. The carburetor will be very much attached to the car. It will be almost impossible to get the carburetor to detach from the car. Removing it will require tools and various unscrewing and twisting maneuvers using tools and both the right and left hands.
Upon removal of the carburetor, you should put the carburetor somewhere. You will notice that after you have removed the carburetor there will be a space where the carburetor formerly was. This is the space where you will put a new carburetor.

Obtaining the New Carburetor
You may want to put a new carburetor in the space that has been made available by the removal of the old carburetor.
New carburetors can be sought out at a variety of car places, places that sell car parts, and places that have car parts. It is unlikely, however, that you will be able to find a carburetor at a car place or anywhere else.

Installing the New Carburetor
It is not advisable to replace the old carburetor with a part such as you might find at one of these car places. In fact, it is dangerous, and impossible. You should avoid doing it. (Fig. 2) To install the new carburetor, find the spot where there used to be a carburetor. If your car did not have or need a carburetor, you may omit this step.
The tools required to install the new carburetor are the same as those used to remove the old one. Be sure you have all of them. Line them up in order and maneuver them in a sensible way until the new carburetor is attached to the car.

Note
Chances are, if you are having trouble with your carburetor, it is a problem with your mind or with other parts of the car. The carburetor itself is not a troublesome part of the car. In fact, it is not usually part of the car at all.

When people come to our shop for parts and want to do the repair themselves, we always remind them that it's child's play to take the machine apart, it's putting it back together that is a challenge

JohnthePilot · 05-24-2007, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-B

When people come to our shop for parts and want to do the repair themselves, we always remind them that it's child's play to take the machine apart, it's putting it back together that is a challenge

How true.

**Go The Power** · 05-25-2007, 01:17 AM

LOL, they are good, very funny

**jen56** · 05-25-2007, 05:43 AM

Three little Grandson's were at there Grandfathers place
The first Grandson said "Grandpa can you make a noise like a frog?
Grandfather said Not now I'm busy....
Second Grandson comes up to his Grandpa and asked....Grandpa can you make a noise like a frog?
Grandfather says Please go away I am busy...
Third grandson comes into the Grandfather and says....Grandpa can you make a noise like a frog?
Granfather says to the third Grandson
Why do you boys want me to make a noise like a Frog please...
Third Grandson answers...Mummy said we can go to Disneyland when you CROAK it.

**Go The Power** · 05-25-2007, 06:55 AM

HAHA that one is good

~~Nik00117~~ · 05-28-2007, 03:44 AM

Whats the difference between a man with guts, and a man with balls.

A man with guts comes home at 3 AM drunk as heck, clothes missed up and lip stick on his mouth facing a angry wife with a boom.

A man with balls comes home at 4 AM drunk as heck, clothes missed up, and lip stick on his mouth facing a angry wife. He then taps her *** and goes "You're next"

Just going make fun of myself here

More... You know your a geek when.

*If you have ever known more than tech support.

I used to give my ISPs tech support the same speech they were told to give everyone else. Then told them how to do their jobs to get my line reset.

*You cringe whenever you hear the words "So I installed Windows ME"

Yucky

*You swear you hear your computer cries whenever you go into BIOS.

I hate bios

*You know 2 or more online retailer websites off the top of your head, including which one is better, and how much every product is.

Newegg.com
Geeks.com

Newegg is better overall service, geeks is cheaper.

*Your hard drive has more gigabytes of space than your vechile has horse power.

530 GIGs, Jesus I wish my car had 530 HP.

*"OMG! HAX! YOU CEHAETR!"
Upon seeing that sentence you immedately thought "n00b"

Yup

*You modded your computer case to hold a warehouse fan.

Not quite

*"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who know binary code, and those who don't"
You got that joke.

Yup

*Your idea of a good time includes canned air and a dusty mother board.

Not really...

*Your motto is "Theres no such thing as too much RAM".

Yup

*You have attempted to overclock your microwave.

Nope

*Your computer's desktop is neat and clean... Your computer desk on the other hand, is not.

Hehe my computer fileing system is the most organized there is. Yet my desk is a pile of junk.

*Whenever you replace old computer parts, you console them and tell them you'll find them a good home.

Hehe whoops

*When you get spyware, you hunt down the corporation, or person responsible and set fire to their building or home.

Not really

*You can trick hackers into hacking themselves.

Had one kid who claimed to be a hacker, got him to delete most of his system 32 files.

O BTW after he did that I didn't see him online for a while apparently he reformatted his PC, and asked me how I was such a uber hacker.

Guy was a total idiot.

*Your old computer parts could fill up the bed of a pickup truck.

Not that hard

*You go threw keyboards like a movie critic goes threw pop corn.

Nope

*You know your IP address off the top of your head.

I know my default gateway address but thats not hard.

*Whenever you turn on your computer, the lights in your house flicker.

Nope

*You have a generator hooked up to your computer so you don't have to worry about sudden power outages.

Good idea, might buy a UPS system

*Your computer case has a fridge intergrated into the side.
(Its not only a cooling system! But it also stores drinks!)\

Where else am I supposed to keep my beer?e

*You write a "You know your a geek when" list.

Hehe

**jen56** · 05-28-2007, 05:13 AM

Huh!!!

**Go The Power** · 05-28-2007, 05:30 AM

I am with you Jen, I dont get this!

**jen56** · 05-28-2007, 06:42 AM

No!! it's not understandable at all

**Go The Power** · 05-28-2007, 06:53 AM

I did not have clue what is going on in it

JohnthePilot · 05-28-2007, 08:33 AM

Well, I thought some of them were funny. BTW Nik, there is already a similar thread here.

~~Nik00117~~ · 05-28-2007, 01:15 PM

I forgot to add in a divide between one joke and the other.

Starting after "Just going make fun of myself" is a different joke. Should of divided it. And for some strange reason I can't edit it.

JohnthePilot · 05-28-2007, 04:53 PM

You can only edit for a short time I'm afraid. Tell me where you want the divide and I'll do it for you.

**K-B** · 05-28-2007, 05:53 PM

*John is proud to flourish his mod skills*

JohnthePilot · 05-28-2007, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-B

*John is proud to flourish his mod skills*

Just trying to help.

**gistek** · 05-30-2007, 02:33 PM

the punch line for the first joke should have been "You're next." instead of "Your next."

JohnthePilot · 05-30-2007, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gistek

the punch line for the first joke should have been "You're next." instead of "Your next."

As good as done. Just because I can K-B

05-24-2007, 08:26 AM	#761 (permalink)
ebackhus Manager, Design Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: SATX Posts: 14,137 OS: WinXP Pro SP3/Windows 7 RTM My System Blog Entries: 28	Re: Joke Thread How to Talk to Your Kids About Almost Anything. BY WENDY MOLYNEUX - - - - Raising kids today is more challenging than ever, but communication is key. Some subjects might make you uncomfortable, but addressing them honestly now will really help you out down the road. These sample dialogues are a road map to addressing life's thornier issues. The Facts of Life CHILD: Where do babies come from? MOM: What babies? I don't see any babies around here, do you? CHILD: I mean, when people have babies, where do they come from? MOM: Space. CHILD: Does that mean I'm from space? MOM: Yes. You're from Mars. CHILD: (Crying.) I'm a Martian? MOM: Yes, and if you don't make your bed every day, Mommy and Daddy will send you back to Mars to live with your real parents. CHILD: You're not my real mom? MOM: No. You're a Martian princess that was sent to live with an Earth family for your own protection. Your real mom is 16 feet tall and shoots lasers out of her eyes when she gets mad. Think about that next time I send you to your room. At least I didn't burn all your toys with my laser-eyes. Drugs CHILD: What are drugs, and should I do them? MOM: Do you have any? CHILD: No. MOM: Then let Mommy watch CSI Miami. CHILD: At school they said we should just say no. MOM: Um, do I interrupt you when you're watching Sesame Street? CHILD: I'm 14. I don't watch that anymore. MOM: Wait, which kid are you? CHILD: Tammy. MOM: Tammy what? CHILD: Tammy Molyneux. MOM: Freaky. We have the same last name. CHILD: You're my mom. MOM: (Sigh.) I thought you were from Mars. CHILD: I stopped believing that a long time ago. MOM: Well, you're going to get a big <TWIBAT> surprise on your 16th birthday when your real mom lands in a spaceship in our backyard and snatches you out of the house with her spiny tentacles. CHILD: I am not from Mars. MOM: Prove it. War CHILD: Is it always wrong to go to war? MOM: Excuse me, but what does the cardboard sign hanging around my neck say? CHILD: It says, "Don't talk to Mom. She has a hangover." MOM: OK then. CHILD: You spelled "hangover" wrong. MOM: You got the gist. Lot of good those spelling skills are going to do you where you're going. They don't even have colleges there. And they don't speak English. CHILD: Where am I going? MOM: Do I have to say it? CHILD: I wish I was never born. MOM: You weren't. You hatched from a big green egg. Religion CHILD: Is there a God? MOM: I think your people worship a glowing orb or something. CHILD: What do you mean, my people? MOM: Martians. CHILD: OK, that's enough. I never believed that crap and I'm never going to. MOM: Hey, OK, don't get mad. CHILD: I am mad. I am not a Martian! I am a human! I hate you! Oh my God! What the <TWIBAT> was that? Lasers just came out of my eyes. MOM: I told you so. CHILD: Sh*. MOM: And when your dad gets home you can tell him who burned his at-home karaoke machine with her laser-eyes. CHILD: Holy crap. MOM: Now can you move from in front of the TV, your royal highness? According to Jim is on. ======================================================= To Change the Carburetor. BY JENN GUITART - - - - You might not want to change your carburetor, because it's very hard to do. To change the carburetor, you need to get under the car; this is difficult, and not worth it. There is no reason to change your carburetor; carburetors are not important. (Fig. 1) Your car will probably run fine with the carburetor the way it is. In fact, your car may not even have a carburetor. To Find the Carburetor The carburetor is somewhere in or on the metal parts of the car. Look under the hood or underneath the car. The carburetor is usually made of metal. Once You Find the Carburetor Once you find the carburetor, you need to take it off or out. The carburetor will be very much attached to the car. It will be almost impossible to get the carburetor to detach from the car. Removing it will require tools and various unscrewing and twisting maneuvers using tools and both the right and left hands. Upon removal of the carburetor, you should put the carburetor somewhere. You will notice that after you have removed the carburetor there will be a space where the carburetor formerly was. This is the space where you will put a new carburetor. Obtaining the New Carburetor You may want to put a new carburetor in the space that has been made available by the removal of the old carburetor. New carburetors can be sought out at a variety of car places, places that sell car parts, and places that have car parts. It is unlikely, however, that you will be able to find a carburetor at a car place or anywhere else. Installing the New Carburetor It is not advisable to replace the old carburetor with a part such as you might find at one of these car places. In fact, it is dangerous, and impossible. You should avoid doing it. (Fig. 2) To install the new carburetor, find the spot where there used to be a carburetor. If your car did not have or need a carburetor, you may omit this step. The tools required to install the new carburetor are the same as those used to remove the old one. Be sure you have all of them. Line them up in order and maneuver them in a sensible way until the new carburetor is attached to the car. Note* Chances are, if you are having trouble with your carburetor, it is a problem with your mind or with other parts of the car. The carburetor itself is not a troublesome part of the car. In fact, it is not usually part of the car at all. __________________ ----------------------------- There are no dumb questions, unless a customer is asking them. Help in the fight against cancer and other serious illnesses.

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05-25-2007, 05:43 AM	#767 (permalink)
jen56 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Elizabeth. South Australia. Australia Posts: 2,649 OS: XP My System	Re: Joke Thread Three little Grandson's were at there Grandfathers place The first Grandson said "Grandpa can you make a noise like a frog? Grandfather said Not now I'm busy.... Second Grandson comes up to his Grandpa and asked....Grandpa can you make a noise like a frog? Grandfather says Please go away I am busy... Third grandson comes into the Grandfather and says....Grandpa can you make a noise like a frog? Granfather says to the third Grandson Why do you boys want me to make a noise like a Frog please... Third Grandson answers...Mummy said we can go to Disneyland when you CROAK it. __________________ GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY!!! Regards Jen

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Go The Power Moderator, Microsoft Support Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 10,929 OS: Windows XP Home SP2 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Joke Thread HAHA that one is good __________________

05-28-2007, 03:44 AM	#769 (permalink)
~~Nik00117~~ Troubled Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,572 OS: XP Pro, Vista Ulimate My System	Re: Joke Thread Whats the difference between a man with guts, and a man with balls. A man with guts comes home at 3 AM drunk as heck, clothes missed up and lip stick on his mouth facing a angry wife with a boom. A man with balls comes home at 4 AM drunk as heck, clothes missed up, and lip stick on his mouth facing a angry wife. He then taps her * and goes "You're next" Just going make fun of myself here** More... You know your a geek when. If you have ever known more than tech support. I used to give my ISPs tech support the same speech they were told to give everyone else. Then told them how to do their jobs to get my line reset. You cringe whenever you hear the words "So I installed Windows ME" Yucky You swear you hear your computer cries whenever you go into BIOS. I hate bios You know 2 or more online retailer websites off the top of your head, including which one is better, and how much every product is. Newegg.com Geeks.com Newegg is better overall service, geeks is cheaper. Your hard drive has more gigabytes of space than your vechile has horse power. 530 GIGs, Jesus I wish my car had 530 HP. "OMG! HAX! YOU CEHAETR!" Upon seeing that sentence you immedately thought "n00b" Yup You modded your computer case to hold a warehouse fan. Not quite "There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who know binary code, and those who don't" You got that joke. Yup Your idea of a good time includes canned air and a dusty mother board. Not really... Your motto is "Theres no such thing as too much RAM". Yup You have attempted to overclock your microwave. Nope Your computer's desktop is neat and clean... Your computer desk on the other hand, is not. Hehe my computer fileing system is the most organized there is. Yet my desk is a pile of junk. Whenever you replace old computer parts, you console them and tell them you'll find them a good home. Hehe whoops When you get spyware, you hunt down the corporation, or person responsible and set fire to their building or home. Not really You can trick hackers into hacking themselves. Had one kid who claimed to be a hacker, got him to delete most of his system 32 files. O BTW after he did that I didn't see him online for a while apparently he reformatted his PC, and asked me how I was such a uber hacker. Guy was a total idiot. Your old computer parts could fill up the bed of a pickup truck. Not that hard You go threw keyboards like a movie critic goes threw pop corn. Nope You know your IP address off the top of your head. I know my default gateway address but thats not hard. Whenever you turn on your computer, the lights in your house flicker. Nope You have a generator hooked up to your computer so you don't have to worry about sudden power outages. Good idea, might buy a UPS system Your computer case has a fridge intergrated into the side. (Its not only a cooling system! But it also stores drinks!)\ Where else am I supposed to keep my beer?e You write a "You know your a geek when" list. Hehe Last edited by JohnthePilot; 05-30-2007 at 03:22 PM.

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jen56 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Elizabeth. South Australia. Australia Posts: 2,649 OS: XP My System	Re: Joke Thread Huh!!! __________________ GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY!!! Regards Jen

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Go The Power Moderator, Microsoft Support Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 10,929 OS: Windows XP Home SP2 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Joke Thread I am with you Jen, I dont get this! __________________

05-28-2007, 06:42 AM	#772 (permalink)
jen56 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Elizabeth. South Australia. Australia Posts: 2,649 OS: XP My System	Re: Joke Thread No!! it's not understandable at all __________________ GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY!!! Regards Jen

05-28-2007, 06:53 AM	#773 (permalink)
Go The Power Moderator, Microsoft Support Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 10,929 OS: Windows XP Home SP2 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Joke Thread I did not have clue what is going on in it __________________

05-28-2007, 08:33 AM	#774 (permalink)
JohnthePilot Manager, TSF Articles Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cheltenham, near Wales. Posts: 30,768 OS: XP Home SP3, PCLinux, Vista Home Premium SP1 My System Blog Entries: 1	Re: Joke Thread Well, I thought some of them were funny. BTW Nik, there is already a similar thread here. __________________ Submit New Articles Here If you feel that TSF has helped you please make a donationand help to keep the forum free Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon Folding@Home - Team 85015

05-28-2007, 01:15 PM	#775 (permalink)
~~Nik00117~~ Troubled Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,572 OS: XP Pro, Vista Ulimate My System	Re: Joke Thread I forgot to add in a divide between one joke and the other. Starting after "Just going make fun of myself" is a different joke. Should of divided it. And for some strange reason I can't edit it.

05-28-2007, 04:53 PM	#776 (permalink)
JohnthePilot Manager, TSF Articles Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cheltenham, near Wales. Posts: 30,768 OS: XP Home SP3, PCLinux, Vista Home Premium SP1 My System Blog Entries: 1	Re: Joke Thread You can only edit for a short time I'm afraid. Tell me where you want the divide and I'll do it for you. __________________ Submit New Articles Here If you feel that TSF has helped you please make a donationand help to keep the forum free Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon Folding@Home - Team 85015

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05-30-2007, 02:33 PM	#779 (permalink)
gistek Folding Along Join Date: May 2007 Location: PA, USA Posts: 1,877 OS: Bobbi=xp, sp3 Muse=Vista Home Premium	Re: Joke Thread the punch line for the first joke should have been "You're next." instead of "Your next." __________________ I am not a computer professional, My advice comes from personal experience and/or friends who are computer professionals. Learn By Doing Un-versity Interested in Search and Rescue? Check out the Civil Air Patrol. Come Fold with us. TSF Folding@Home Team Last edited by gistek; 05-30-2007 at 02:35 PM.