Poetry Thread....

[WereBo]

In an attempt to bring a bit of decorum to the 'Offline' forum, I wondered about a poetry thread - Please remember it's a 'Family Forum', so keep 'em clean please

I'll kick it off with:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pi$$ed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.


Who said poetry is boring?

[Engineer Babar]

Poetry is not boring but sometimes it is boring.. It depends on the taste of person.. Whether he likes love poetry, spiritual poetry,fun poetry or whatever..

[Dwayne Richards]

Werebo, Werebo what have you done?
With a poetry thread I might start to Yawn.

The trivia quiz I'll be number one
The September comp I have won

[WereBo]

This one is from sometime in the UK's 'Middle Ages' (Some time after the Romans left, but before PC's ). I've known the 1st verse since I was a cub, but I never knew there were another 3 verses afterwards

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

[GoSuNi]

Once you come in this world,
everyone cheers;
Then you begone,
everyone's in tears

[MichaelTech]

Since when are limricks poetry?
"Your love breaths life into my heart to soar on wings.
A gentle glide to your sweet breast,
A song of love it sings.
Caress it gently, this, my love,
It warms to your soft touch.
Our hearts will be together,
Tho' we are apart so much."
RMSCosmics, 1985

[GoSuNi]

Since it was invented.

[Engineer Babar]

Wish you luck, wish you joy

May you have a baby boy

When his hair start to curl

May you have a baby girl

When she start's wearing pins

May you have a pair of twins

When the twins turn to four

May you have a baby more

And if you go on with this scheme

You will have your cricket team

[Bravo Boy]

Originally Posted by Engineer Babar

Wish you luck, wish you joy

May you have a baby boy

When his hair start to curl

May you have a baby girl

When she start's wearing pins

May you have a pair of twins

When the twins turn to four

May you have a baby more

And if you go on with this scheme

You will have your cricket team

[WereBo]

There's some English Cricket team members who could use that advice