Welcome to Tech Support Forum home to more then 136,000 problems solved. Issues have included: Spyware, Malware, Virus Issues, Windows, Microsoft, Linux, Networking, Security, Hardware, and Gaming Getting your problem solved is as easy as:
1. Registering for a free account
2. Asking your question
3. Receiving an answer

Registered members:
* Get free support
* Communicate privately with other members (PM).
* Removal of this message
* See fewer ads.
* And much more..

 



Want to know how to post a question? click here Having problems with spyware and pop-ups? First Steps
Go Back   Tech Support Forum > The Relaxation Room > Offline > Forum Games and Jokes
User Name
Password
Site Map Register Donate Rules Blogs Mark Forums Read


Forum Games and Jokes A place to play forum games, and post your jokes. Come join us for some fun.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 08-11-2009, 10:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
Troubled
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 720
OS: xp home 2006 sp2


Red Faced difference between a boy and a girl

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away



How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbreak

Comments please??
Engineer Babar is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Important Information
Join the #1 Tech Support Forum Today - It's Totally Free!

TechSupportForum.com is a leading support website for your computer needs. We offer free, friendly and personalized computer support. Why pay to have your computer fixed when you can do it for free.

Join TechSupportforum.com Today - Click Here

Old 08-11-2009, 12:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
Resident Village Idiot
 
WereBo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: SE London, UK
Posts: 14,498
OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3

My System

Re: difference between a boy and a girl

You forgot the 3 random 'Phone friends on the mobile (cell) phone'....
__________________


I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
WereBo is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-12-2009, 06:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
Moderator/ Rangemaster TSF Academy; Analyst, Security Team; Oor Wullie; TSF Surgeon and Resident Comic
 
Glaswegian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 25,512
OS: Win XP Pro SP3 / Win 7 Pro

My System

Blog Entries: 10
Re: difference between a boy and a girl

lol - and the first one should be

1. Park car

2. Reverse car to get nearer ATM

3. Drive forward again to get nearer ATM...


__________________
Iain - Defender of the Haggis and all things Scottish.
I don't help by PM - post in the Forums.



PC Safety & Security::PC running a bit slow?::Donate::Photographers Corner
Glaswegian is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-12-2009, 07:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
Design Team Member
 
zuluclayman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Newcastle, Australia
Posts: 3,049
OS: Windows Vista Home Premium

My System

Re: difference between a boy and a girl

4. hook up chain to ATM
5. gun the motor of 4WD
6. accelarate heavily taking ATM with him
7. try in vain to get ATM open
8. ask girlfriend for a loan
9. go the pub to see mates and boast about good night out
zuluclayman is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-15-2009, 04:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
TSF Enthusiast
 
Cathy95820's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Sacramento, CA
Posts: 2,369
OS: Windows XP Svs.Pk 3


Re: difference between a boy and a girl

You are all wrong

How a girl withdraws cash from ATM

1. Sends the male
__________________
* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *
We are but a moment's sunlight fading in the grass...
* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *
Cathy95820 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-15-2009, 06:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
Pass The Oreos
 
ArmaTheGreek's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cainta, PH
Posts: 570
OS: Windows XP SP2

My System

Re: difference between a boy and a girl

Nice. Lol!
__________________
Regards,

Arma The Greek
"Look using your eyes but see with your mind."
ArmaTheGreek is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-15-2009, 06:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
Moderator, Hardware Team
 
wrench97's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: S.E. Pennsylvania
Posts: 18,654
OS: Win7


Re: difference between a boy and a girl

No that's how I get money from the ATM send wife

Of course maybe someday I'll get an ATM card too.....now if I only knew where the bank is..................
__________________

Power Supply and Selection
wrench97 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-15-2009, 07:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
Resident Village Idiot
 
WereBo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: SE London, UK
Posts: 14,498
OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3

My System

Re: difference between a boy and a girl

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cathy95820 View Post
You are all wrong

How a girl withdraws cash from ATM

1. Sends the male
You mean.... Females trust us THAT much???


__________________


I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
WereBo is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2009, 11:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
Troubled
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 720
OS: xp home 2006 sp2


Re: difference between a boy and a girl

hahahahahhaa.. Thats the point werebo. It clearly means that they trust us. hehehe
Engineer Babar is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2009, 11:46 AM   #10 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Jelly Bean's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Swansea
Posts: 158
OS: Vista Ultimate 64 bit SP2.

My System

Re: difference between a boy and a girl

You forgot to add left ATM card in other purse and lipstick on dressing table,returns home without cash and hunts around for an hour.Finds ATM card returns to ATM machine.
Jelly Bean is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2009, 12:20 PM   #11 (permalink)
Troubled
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 720
OS: xp home 2006 sp2


Re: difference between a boy and a girl

Hahahahahahah. Lolz
Engineer Babar is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2009, 06:38 PM   #12 (permalink)
TSF Enthusiast
 
Cathy95820's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Sacramento, CA
Posts: 2,369
OS: Windows XP Svs.Pk 3


Re: difference between a boy and a girl

Guess I should think method through better.....

(overheard) "Hey Cathy...where's Harold? Haven't seen him lately"

(Cathy) "I'm not sure, he went to the ATM for me about 4 years ago and isn't back yet!"...............LOL
__________________
* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *
We are but a moment's sunlight fading in the grass...
* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *
Cathy95820 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2009, 06:34 AM   #13 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 41
OS: windows xp


Re: difference between a boy and a girl

haha!
Sefal is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2009, 11:12 AM   #14 (permalink)
Troubled
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 720
OS: xp home 2006 sp2


Re: difference between a boy and a girl

Liked it safal??
Engineer Babar is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2009, 01:28 PM   #15 (permalink)
TSF Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Birmingham, UK
Posts: 756
OS: XP SP3 + Linux Ubuntu 9.10

My System

Re: difference between a boy and a girl

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jelly Bean View Post
You forgot to add left ATM card in other purse and lipstick on dressing table,returns home without cash and hunts around for an hour.Finds ATM card returns to ATM machine.
Think that bit should be tries to find ATM for next 2 hours
__________________
afccarl666 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 11-17-2009, 12:38 AM   #16 (permalink)
Troubled
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 216
OS: xp service pack 2


Re: difference between a boy and a girl

Roflol..!!
Bravo Boy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off




All times are GMT -7. The time now is 07:16 PM.



Copyright 2001 - 2009, Tech Support Forum
Home Tips Plus | Outdoor Basecamp | Automotive Support Forum

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85