The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas.

JohnthePilot · 07-11-2009, 02:57 AM

This is a continuation of the New TSF Surgery.

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DC - you have my personal assurance that the operation will turn out exactly as planned. As regards the TV rights, I can secure an exclusive contract on your behalf - for the small sum of 85 billion yen. Let me know if you want to go ahead. We have loads of spare parts - you tell me what you want to look like and I'll do the rest...

**WereBo** · 07-11-2009, 05:26 AM

Does getting this new thread-continuation mean that the surgery fees will increase for the patients?

**Direct Current** · 07-11-2009, 12:17 PM

un-doughtly so!

**Direct Current** · 07-11-2009, 09:21 PM

Hay werebo, Sandy must have got the gardening bug after he saw what you and Ms Werebo did. It has been so hot here that nearly ever thing is dieing off. I only have one tomato plant and one tomato on it, a few flower plants and that's it.

I hay a time the last two days, I may need bed rest before it over. Yesterday was me birthday, my dad decided to cut into the ca taus garden and past out on me and fall. After I got him all straiten out I went off for a while, when I got back he was sick to his stomach because of the heat. Today I had to clean the kitchen and put a tube inside a tubeless tire, The tire was old and would not flex much, bob myself with a big screwdriver trying to get the tire back on the rim, twice even. Started to cut the grass and bless pat if the battery die on me. Man every bone in my body hurts. And it looks like Monday is going to be more of the same.
Anyone for tennis with my arrow that goes boom!!

**zuluclayman** · 07-11-2009, 11:24 PM

happy birthday for yesterday DC - u take care of those hands of yours - might be needing to build some more furniture with them

**sandman55** · 07-12-2009, 04:58 AM

Shouldn't they rename this thread "The New TSF Surgery - Home of the Evil Dr. Glas."

**WereBo** · 07-12-2009, 05:24 AM

A belated Happy Birthday to you, DC

**Glaswegian** · 07-12-2009, 07:10 AM

Evil? Me? Never....

**sandman55** · 07-12-2009, 07:59 AM

Did you forget this Dr Glas

**Direct Current** · 07-12-2009, 04:05 PM

Now Sandy, you know glas is not evil, just slitly dis-storted at times "stress , don't you know!!!!

**Glaswegian** · 07-13-2009, 06:40 AM

Exactly DC!! Carrying out all these complicated operations is indeed very stressfull...

**WereBo** · 07-13-2009, 07:47 AM

Is there an operation to cure that?

**sandman55** · 07-13-2009, 08:47 AM

Does it have something to with a persons finances?

**WereBo** · 07-13-2009, 03:12 PM

Well, it's a well-known fact that finances causes stress, so if Dr Glas wanted to relieve all his stress, all he needs to do is sign over all his money to me - No more stress then

**sandman55** · 07-13-2009, 06:27 PM

Interesting..... at that suggestion, according to the stressometer, his reading just went through the roof.

**WereBo** · 07-13-2009, 06:37 PM

See? If he'd already signed, there wouldn't have even been a flicker of the needle

**sandman55** · 07-13-2009, 06:57 PM

Would that be because he would be unconscious?

**Direct Current** · 07-13-2009, 08:45 PM

So that is why Glas has moments of climbing on the walls, the ceiling and has to lock the surgery room doors to keep his patients. Is he any kin to Dr. Giggles?

Hay Glas, what's in this needle, it taste like bubble gum!

Sandy I finally got Hansom to ride in the car, and he like it. He does not want to get out. I think I am started to spoil him. He stays with in a few feet of where I am working when I am out side, all the time.

**Direct Current** · 07-13-2009, 09:19 PM

OK guys, How do you close out a thread you created. No sence in having the Gossip in the surgery room open, so I am going to close it out if I can figure out how to do it. Sorry for the double post.

**zuluclayman** · 07-14-2009, 01:45 AM

have to get one of the moderators to close it DC - Dr Glas should be able to perform this simple operation (called by those in the profession a threadectomy) - he may not even charge a fee

I think he is only Dr Giggles when he has been sampling the NOS

07-11-2009, 05:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,326 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas. Does getting this new thread-continuation mean that the surgery fees will increase for the patients? __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

07-11-2009, 11:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
zuluclayman Design Team Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Newcastle, Australia Posts: 3,049 OS: Windows Vista Home Premium My System	Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas. happy birthday for yesterday DC - u take care of those hands of yours - might be needing to build some more furniture with them __________________ AutoGordianKnot Audacity K-Lite codec pack Irfan View GSpot TSF Photographer's Corner

07-12-2009, 04:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
sandman55 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 5,514 OS: WinXP Pro SP3	Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas. Shouldn't they rename this thread "The New TSF Surgery - Home of the Evil Dr. Glas." __________________ Charlotte at the beach

07-12-2009, 05:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,326 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas. A belated Happy Birthday to you, DC __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

07-12-2009, 07:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
Glaswegian Moderator/ Rangemaster TSF Academy; Analyst, Security Team; Oor Wullie; TSF Surgeon and Resident Comic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Glasgow Posts: 25,347 OS: Win XP Pro SP3 / Win 7 Pro My System Blog Entries: 10	Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas. Evil? Me? Never.... __________________ Iain - Defender of the Haggis and all things Scottish. I don't help by PM - post in the Forums. PC Safety & Security::PC running a bit slow?::Donate::Photographers Corner

07-12-2009, 07:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
sandman55 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 5,514 OS: WinXP Pro SP3	Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas. Did you forget this Dr Glas __________________ Charlotte at the beach

07-13-2009, 06:40 AM	#11 (permalink)
Glaswegian Moderator/ Rangemaster TSF Academy; Analyst, Security Team; Oor Wullie; TSF Surgeon and Resident Comic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Glasgow Posts: 25,347 OS: Win XP Pro SP3 / Win 7 Pro My System Blog Entries: 10	Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas. Exactly DC!! Carrying out all these complicated operations is indeed very stressfull... __________________ Iain - Defender of the Haggis and all things Scottish. I don't help by PM - post in the Forums. PC Safety & Security::PC running a bit slow?::Donate::Photographers Corner

07-13-2009, 07:47 AM	#12 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,326 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas. Is there an operation to cure that? __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

07-13-2009, 08:47 AM	#13 (permalink)
sandman55 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 5,514 OS: WinXP Pro SP3	Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas. Does it have something to with a persons finances? __________________ Charlotte at the beach

07-13-2009, 03:12 PM	#14 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,326 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas. Well, it's a well-known fact that finances causes stress, so if Dr Glas wanted to relieve all his stress, all he needs to do is sign over all his money to me - No more stress then __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

07-13-2009, 06:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
sandman55 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 5,514 OS: WinXP Pro SP3	Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas. Interesting..... at that suggestion, according to the stressometer, his reading just went through the roof. __________________ Charlotte at the beach

07-13-2009, 06:37 PM	#16 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,326 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas. See? If he'd already signed, there wouldn't have even been a flicker of the needle __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

07-13-2009, 06:57 PM	#17 (permalink)
sandman55 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 5,514 OS: WinXP Pro SP3	Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas. Would that be because he would be unconscious? __________________ Charlotte at the beach

07-14-2009, 01:45 AM	#20 (permalink)
zuluclayman Design Team Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Newcastle, Australia Posts: 3,049 OS: Windows Vista Home Premium My System	Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas. have to get one of the moderators to close it DC - Dr Glas should be able to perform this simple operation (called by those in the profession a threadectomy) - he may not even charge a fee I think he is only Dr Giggles when he has been sampling the NOS __________________ AutoGordianKnot Audacity K-Lite codec pack Irfan View GSpot TSF Photographer's Corner