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Old 07-18-2009, 06:55 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Hi DC yes it is me in that pic and I will check out about the email address later I am doing my income tax and I better keep going on that, and this is me too waving at ya
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Old 07-18-2009, 10:16 PM   #42 (permalink)
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You have taxes to!!! WOW, Hap keep going on them, don't want to make any misstakes on them period.

I know I have been thinking of going balled, some of them waitress at Rayans restaurant seem to think it would make me look better, cause I am nearly balled already, I've got less hair then my dad and he's 86 and I am 57. I use to have a lot of hair but sence my heart surgery, I lost a lot of it.

I think I had a melt down like my buddy Godzilla

Ua what you do with all them wormy's?
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Hey DC you had a fine head of hair when you were young but like mine it slowly disappears. I feed the worms my kitchen scraps and they make a top manure for the garden.

It might pay you to take those licenses down or some scammer might get them.

I have never put up an email on a page but I have heard a couple of ways to do it one is to go to MS Paint and make your email address there and save it as a .jpg so that it is a picture and not text so that your visitors have to write it down.
There are many ways and I did a google here are some links I found.
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http://www.csarven.ca/hiding-email-addresses
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You know your right Sandy, I do if I can remember how to take it off.

Thanks a bunch for the email info.

Think I am going to slip out of here and go to bed. I took some meds awhile ago for my arm that is hurting like heck, don't know why unless I pulled it some where. but the med is making me sleepy as all get out. good luck on your taxes. DC.
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Taxes are all done and I will be getting some dollars back from the government

With your licenses you might have to go cap in hand to Dr Glas and ask if he will surgically remove them but it might cost you so you might have to get that printing press going
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OLD DR. GAS ua... DR. Glas, where is you, I need an extermination of my lic. How do I or you do that Please? Ua.. Excuse! I must have gas on my mine!

Hay Sandy, That sounds like an great idea for the garden , smart thinking.

I sure wish I had that hair back, but I guess once the hair is gone, it gone! So tried what the ladies said are Rayans and cut or shave the top part balled and it don't look to bad. We shall see what we shall see when I go in today, what they think. I don't want to look like a skinhead but then again they might have something there!

That there is a problem with the website, they do not have a dictionary availible. Boy! this icthing is driving me nutty. Think I will go back to bed and take this med again. Driving me crazy.
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Well DC I've always said to my wife a guy cant have hair and good looks too we can only have one or the other.
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@DC - your licences have been terminated...
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Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas.

I have been terminated, o no! what will I drive with? what will I show the Office when he pulls me over for drink and disorderly driving? Does that mean I can't drive over the speed limit in a up side down helicopter?
Quick Glas, do the operation, even Hansom want know me....

UA. .. Werebo can I borrow you lIc. I promous I want drive under 80 mph and have no less them 24 beers, 1o maruqreeties, and 12 flying dutchman!

Hay Sandy can I borrow Charlotte so if I get caught I'll still have a ride home!

If I get caught, at lest I'll gave an excuss, that the waitress gamg up on me at Rayans and shave me balled on top of my head, causing a shock to my system.
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I have been terminated, o no! what will I drive with? what will I show the Office when he pulls me over for drink and disorderly driving? Does that mean I can't drive over the speed limit in a up side down helicopter?
Quick Glas, do the operation, even Hansom want know me....

UA. .. Werebo can I borrow you lIc. I promous I want drive under 80 mph and have no less them 24 beers, 1o maruqreeties, and 12 flying dutchman!

Hay Sandy can I borrow Charlotte so if I get caught I'll still have a ride home!

If I get caught, at lest I'll gave an excuss, that the waitress gamg up on me at Rayans and shave me balled on top of my head, causing a shock to my system.
DC all those things are the last you want to worry about! Your biggest worry is the bill from Dr Glas!!!!!!!!
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That all right Sandy, I tap into someone else accout who has plenty of money Sandy and with drawing from there account. A little here, alittle there, they wnat know the drain on their account,
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I hope it's not Dr Glass' account
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Now werebo, would I do that? O' such shame, I wouldn't do that to down under?

O' Glas did I say thanks for the termination! The police officer was kind enough to me, he only gave me a ticket for doing 100 mph in a no parking zone, Hansom holding on with his front paws and runing with his hin paws. He only touch the ground about four times.

Had Glas if you don't fix me up soon them boady parts will get moded! then I'd look like Mickel J.
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this you and Hansom going for a walk? (not photoshopped by the way - actual case of 2 legged dog been taught to walk upright)


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Here's the story
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Now that is impressive! Hansom got smart on me, he put his roller sakes on before we started.

You know,I went to a church in South Carolina, one time that had this girl playing the piano, she was only 7 at the time, but she play one of the hardest pieces to play in church, she played beautifully, out of the ordinary. When she Begin to talk, she had webbed hands like a duck. She said when she got two more years older the doctors where going to correct her hand and they would be normal. She said her mom said what problems you have. God always give you some extra special talent. That is so true in so many ways.

You know hansom has really help me out a lot. When I feel down, he knows it and does everything he can to get my attention and I love him up. when I go out in the yard to cut grass or in the workshop he is right there waiting for that hug, and now and then he lets dad pet him up.
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Hello all. Just popping in to let you know I'm still around. I had a great time helping at the summer camp earlier this month, but now I'm apartment hunting in the Pittsburgh area. Yesterday I registered for a Medical Coding course.

I don't know how often I'll be able to pop in over the next few weeks, but I'll think about you all.
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Take care gistek - we look forward to your return.


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Hay Gistek, right on Q, I was think of you not more then an hour ago. I hope it goes well with you apartment hunting and I am sure you'll be at the top of the list on the medical coding thing!

Hay folks, I have came to the great conclusion that wasp sting when they get mad from knocking their house down! I have a poss ion sprayer that sprays 12 ft. so you want get stung, there must have been a hundred of them things hitting the ground, and a nest the sizes of both of my hands.

Mom saw the nest in the corner of the car port and come screaming Thur the house like she was shot. Because of the on coming storm, I'd thought she got hit by lighting or something.

Gistek you take good care of your self and if there is something I can do from this end feel free to Email or catch me on the thread some where. Okey Dockey!!

Hay Glas when do we start the operation, I have a schedule appointment with the "Great America Talent", I am going to sing a song call " Whizzed of Oz!"

UA.. one more thing, any of you's folks know where I can get some of that organ playing music like the stuff they would play in phandom of the opera and stuff?
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