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Old 11-07-2009, 02:29 PM   #361 (permalink)
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Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas.

Who me? As if I would....
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Old 11-07-2009, 06:35 PM   #362 (permalink)
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If he is I'm sure he'll return it (possibly with interest)
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Old 11-07-2009, 07:43 PM   #363 (permalink)
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Are you certain about that?
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Old 11-08-2009, 04:32 AM   #364 (permalink)
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Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas.

Has this thread been relegated to the question only thread?
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Who said that?
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Old 11-08-2009, 07:21 PM   #367 (permalink)
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It is? Shouldn't there be a question there, somewhere?
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What would that question be? Banned for asking questions!
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Now that could be novel, combining the different threads into one
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Do you think the question might be in the blue phone box?
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Possibly, but would we need to ask Dr Glas to make a 'skeleton' key, to get in?
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I'll donate a few vertebrae from my lower back for the key. I had coughing fit Friday night and pulled something so bad that my back still hurts.
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Commiserations - would you like Dr Glas to visit with his rubber mallet to hammer it back into alignment?
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Rubber mallet? We don't use synthetic stuff like that - only good solid steel will do...
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Re: The New TSF Surgery - Home of Dr. Glas.

I knew I miss something in the time I was gone, What is "P"?

Is that Mr. Patato head?

Gistek What the big Idea, I gave you a cold, your suppose to give it to some one else, not give it back. Got some ear drops from the doctor, put them in and it ran back out, even after plugging my ear to keep it in there. Help!!!
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Hi DC, welcome back... 'P' hmmmm If I tell you I would have to give myself an infraction for writing it in full....

But as long as you don't tell anyone .... Shhh & this is strictly between you and me..

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It means 'Taking the piss'. It is a crude way of ridiculing some one.

When you put your ear drops in, you are supposed to stand on your head for half an hour... If you can't stand on your head, ask Glas to send you a spare one to stand on...
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Another way DC is to put them in your mouth and then twirl like a ballerina and then stop before they fly out your ears.
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Now that's funny. My Mum always says "Pissant" and I might add she uses that word quit offten along with a few unneeded words. Some how I feel that I was growing up, that I was miss inform as to the meaning of "P" and I was warn by several teacher with large pattals not to use the "P" word but replace the "p" with "leak", now it seem that I was greatly miss informed "leak" is incorrectly used so I should use the "p" and "leak" together as one word. I shall stand corrected, Judge as I am fine some large some of cash for asking the Judge for a P-leak break.
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P-leak? That sounds like an ingredient for Vulcan chicken soup.
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