Story Thread

**Jason** · 07-10-2009, 10:51 AM

Continued from this thread here
Story Thread

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We need a new story. Keep the post one to two sentences.
I'll start it out.

Pigeons and foxes were a more common sight, even the.....

bry623 · 07-10-2009, 02:07 PM

hunters in the field would

**zuluclayman** · 07-10-2009, 06:20 PM

scare easily if they were to see a

fej2008 · 07-10-2009, 08:24 PM

a glowing pumpkin with a

**Dragoen** · 07-10-2009, 09:33 PM

Remington 870 pump shotgun pointed

**zuluclayman** · 07-11-2009, 01:49 AM

directly at their reflection in the mirror that stood by the

**WereBo** · 07-11-2009, 05:25 AM

field's front-door, only the postman was......

**zuluclayman** · 07-11-2009, 06:27 AM

out and about at this ungodly hour and he was

**Dragoen** · 07-11-2009, 08:22 AM

being chased by the neighbor's vicious Scottish Terrier

**WereBo** · 07-11-2009, 01:56 PM

who had declared war on vegetarian Haggis, even though the.....

**Dragoen** · 07-11-2009, 02:49 PM

contents of Haggis is difficult to categorize as animal, vegetable, mineral, or even edible for that matter...

**WereBo** · 07-11-2009, 04:21 PM

although the Scots had thrived on it for centuries, proving the theory that......

**Dragoen** · 07-11-2009, 09:57 PM

a Scotsman is nee'r too drunk so long as he can hold onto a blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth...and you gots to be really really tanked to eat that stuff...

**zuluclayman** · 07-11-2009, 11:20 PM

though many a hearty Scotsman (or woman) would argue that the English have some filthy foods including

**WereBo** · 07-12-2009, 05:35 AM

stuff not fit to mention in public, like apple pie, roast dinners and crispy-fried Aardvark, although the latter is....

**Glaswegian** · 07-12-2009, 07:20 AM

considered a delicacy only in Wales, a tradition that was started by

**Dragoen** · 07-12-2009, 07:38 AM

Welsh ants and termites in an effort to rid the world of their number one predator

**WereBo** · 07-12-2009, 11:42 AM

the Irish 'Guinness-Drinker', who could devastate whole colonies, simply using a

ebackhus · 07-12-2009, 12:26 PM

little girl with a pink bow in her hair and a chaingun...

**Glaswegian** · 07-12-2009, 02:52 PM

strapped to a pushchair, which did create something of an

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