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Old 11-06-2009, 06:58 AM   #1201 (permalink)
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Banned for promoting paganism (good reference sir!)
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:27 AM   #1202 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:56 AM   #1203 (permalink)
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Banned for using a pun (that was tough i had to think for a minute)
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:04 PM   #1206 (permalink)
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Banned for umming - try whistling instead
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