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Old 02-25-2009, 07:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A question to ponder

Warning! If deep thought makes your head hurt, makes smoke billow from your ears or makes you collapse in a spasm, then do not read any further!



For everyone else that can handle it...



Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
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Old 02-25-2009, 08:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: A question to ponder

oh pain, oh agony, my head is killing meeeee. Pleassssee do not ask any more questions that requires deep thought...
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Old 02-25-2009, 08:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: A question to ponder

More!

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? They're still going to see you naked anyway.

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
In theory, it most likely would.

In practice, I'd imagine the duck would learn to compensate, by paddling diagonally, rather like a boat tacks into the wind

Good question.... Next!

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Old 02-25-2009, 01:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You need to keep up with current events Skie...


Meaningless thoughts & questions thread...
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Bah! Ruin my fun!
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Sorry....
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Liar! You're not sorry!
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Is that a question to ponder?
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I think you must be mistaking me for someone else - probably sinclair...
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