The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v

[Jason]

Previous thread

This is still a continuation of the original talking shop, no matter how much DD may try to edit the thread.

BTW, anyone can post in this thread..

[Cathy95820]

Oh no where did everything go? someone came in and cleaned up the shop and now its lost in space

[JohnthePilot]

No, it's still all there under Previous thread.

[Cathy95820]

Whew!

[Direct Current]

Allright who was the culpret that demished the thread? Just when things where getting chewy!!!! I was about to pull Cathy's hair and sew it to my scalp

[Cathy95820]

No hair pulling. But I may have a better idea. I ALWAYS have a gang of doggie fur we could really hook you up. I would even let the good doctor use my sewing machine to "weave" it directly to the scalp so you could be like those dudes on the hair transplant commercials.

[Direct Current]

No thank you Cathy, Somehow doggy hair doesn't appeal to me and I don't think me looking around for a girlfriend, the ladys would like that either. That would be like scaping me new doggy friend and he would get cold without the coat of hair he has.

A Joke for you!!!
A police officer was tailing a late model car in frount of him. The care was weaving badly across the road, he supect the driver was sleepy or drunk so he pulled him over. He put on his lights, driver keep going!. He put on his siren- finally the car stop in the middle of the road. He approched thhe car and knock on the window, window came down and the driver still looking foward said, Yes. The police office ask the man if he was having a hard time driving. (driver) No sir I am not driving he is! The officer notice a poddle holding the steering wheel.. Suddenly a black cat came from the back of the sit and meowed(the dog bark once) the driver said to the left. The cat meow twice (the dog back twice) the driver said to the right. The cat meow repeatedly and the dog bark repeatly. The drive said Stop I have to pee. What do you think the the police officer thought.

[Cathy95820]

lol.........I think you misunderstood me. We don't need to use any of your doggies fur. Queenie sheds fur 24/7/365, in fact. I could spin it into yarn there is so much. You may be right about attracting the ladies though. If you ever got caught out in the rain you would smell like a dog...roflmao Ya know, I have had several dogs over the years, and I prefer dogs with longer fur and have never had one that sheds this much. Even my dogs that were Samoyeed or the Newfoundland didn't shed this bad.

I guess the police officer must have thought...just when you think you've heard it all.

[Direct Current]

lol lol, I am watching TCM something called monster a GO GO, talk about underground SIFI films.
Yea! I sure don't want to smell like a dog, I look bad enough as it is. Just having a lady friend just to cut up with, go the movies and maybe the dinner, non of the funny stuff, but G I have never seen so many fat people sence I move to S. Alabama. I maybe stightly over weight and one prosthetic leg but Holy modly!
Please excuse me I have to find my chest some one ran over it!!!

[Cathy95820]

Hay DC, ya know you really need to place more emphasis on the qualities one possesses on the inside. If it only matters what the package looks like on the outside, the chance of meeting someone that will truly brighten your life is pretty dim.

Please pay the receptionist

[Direct Current]

*So true, I truely think I have given up the idea anyway. First and Secound X-wife have taught me that maybe the best thing is to not have a relationship, to many problems., decete and heartbreaks and hurt.
*Receptionist has gone to lunch so I left my calling card, That's Jr. Samples Use Car Lot- Br549.

[Direct Current]

Sandy where is you!!! Hay Thought I would tell you my doggy friend let me put the collard on him. You should have seen him after I put it on. He bounce around the back yard like he glad it was there and the jump up into my lap. I let him in the work shop with me. he run big time when I trun on a drill or saw. When I am out side, he will stay right buy my side. Jump in the back of my truck while I was putting gas in it, got to put some stay-bill in it for the winter months. But he asted like he like it back thre. "Boring", it nice to have a friend to talk to. Now if I coould get him not to howl at night. It's getting cold he like 26.

[Cathy95820]

Awww how cute about your friend and his collar. Maybe to him collar means you belong to him now. And he was doing the dance of joy like Cousin Larry & Balki on Perfect Strangers lolol

[Direct Current]

You may be right Cathy, It seems like each animal I ever had had some very special trate to them and this one is making it so. This might seem funny, but I have always felt that the animals where somewhat a bit closer the God, meaning that they hear him telling of our needs for them. Example, the collarer, I talk of it to the lord in my prayers the night before and it happen. And on and on and on. Will got to go my puppy dog calls.

[sandman55]

Originally Posted by Cathy95820

lol.........I think you misunderstood me. We don't need to use any of your doggies fur. Queenie sheds fur 24/7/365, in fact. I could spin it into yarn there is so much. You may be right about attracting the ladies though. If you ever got caught out in the rain you would smell like a dog...roflmao Ya know, I have had several dogs over the years, and I prefer dogs with longer fur and have never had one that sheds this much. Even my dogs that were Samoyeed or the Newfoundland didn't shed this bad.

I guess the police officer must have thought...just when you think you've heard it all.

We had a long hair german shepherd cross and a long haired german shepherd thoroughbred and though both dogs dropped hair it was not as bad as Charlotte's very short pointed hair to clean up. It's like little short needles that gets into your clothes.

[sandman55]

Originally Posted by Direct Current

Sandy where is you!!! Hay Thought I would tell you my doggy friend let me put the collard on him. You should have seen him after I put it on. He bounce around the back yard like he glad it was there and the jump up into my lap. I let him in the work shop with me. he run big time when I trun on a drill or saw. When I am out side, he will stay right buy my side. Jump in the back of my truck while I was putting gas in it, got to put some stay-bill in it for the winter months. But he asted like he like it back thre. "Boring", it nice to have a friend to talk to. Now if I coould get him not to howl at night. It's getting cold he like 26.

Hey DC I just realised that I stopped getting emails for this new thread I thought I had posted in it so I don't know what happened but I'm back now. It's good to hear your little friend has settled in.

[Direct Current]

Hay Sandy, Just got the EM from here. He's starting get into things like paper or old wash rages.
You know I have been trying to figure out something. Who ever figure out how to drive a 4 X 4. all I every can do with a 4 X 4 is drive a nail into or a screw, besides a 4 X 4 realy isn't a 4 X 4, it's a 3 1/2 X 3 1/2. Who every drove a 3 1/2 X 3 1/2 to Fridays or Rayans or to the Airport., course it may cause a problem if your 3 1/2 X 3 1/2 have to park your 3 1/2 X 3 1/2 is 12' or 18' long. but not 8' or 6' or 4' long. The last time I had a 3 1/2 X 3 1/2 , I had to cut it to 36' to make it fit.

[Direct Current]

Well, you can get anything you want at Alices' Restaurant!!!!

[WereBo]

Excepting Alice....

[sandman55]