The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v

[JohnthePilot]

Does that surprise youi? Isn't there a subtle difference between Alice's Restaurant and Alices Restaurant.

[Direct Current]

Just walk right in and set right down.................


SOCK-It-To Me!!!SOCK-It-To Me!!! SOCK-It-To Me!!!

Just want to ride my Motor-CYCLE, Don't want to eat NO pickle!!!


My Name is SUE, How do you do!!!! Now .......

Breaker Breaker 19,Yep this here is the Cycle-Billy-Cadalic!!

And it 1,2,3 what are we waiting for, Next stop is......

[WereBo]

Don't ask me, I don't give a d*mn....

[Direct Current]

Werebo, to much input hay!!
And it 1,2,3 what are we waiting for, Next stop is...... Veitnam, and I don't giv a darm. and it 5,6,7 Open up the pearly gates, we all going to die (song by Country Joe Mcdonal)
(Johnny Cash)
My Name is SUE, How do you do!!!! Now .......your going to die.
(Johnny Cash)
Breaker Breaker 19,Yep this here is the Cycle-Billy-Cadalic!! :
(Arlo Gultrey) same guy that sung Alice's Restrauant) Just want to ride my Motor-CYCLE, Don't want to eat NO pickle!!!
Sorry about that, I get into my nusic a bit. Some times. O fugg, my doggy just run off with me Leg!!!

hay werebo you should have seen the doggy today, I had to remove my leg to get down on the floor to work, He came over to the leg and look at it, then look at my stub .. did that five times and set down with his paw started scratch his head, he knew there was some wrong but what!!!

[sandman55]

Originally Posted by Direct Current

hay werebo you should have seen the doggy today, I had to remove my leg to get down on the floor to work, He came over to the leg and look at it, then look at my stub .. did that five times and set down with his paw started scratch his head, he knew there was some wrong but what!!!

They are very clever!!! I used to have a German Shepherd / Rhodesian ridgeback cross and one day my wife was walking her and they met a woman coming the other way and she was wearing a poncho coat that didn't have sleeves and it looked like she didn't have any arms and the dog went up to her and circled her and was a bit frightened because she couldn't see any arms.

[WereBo]

Originally Posted by Direct Current

hay werebo you should have seen the doggy today, I had to remove my leg to get down on the floor to work, He came over to the leg and look at it, then look at my stub .. did that five times and set down with his paw started scratch his head, he knew there was some wrong but what!!!

Hehehehe... You're lucky the dog didn't try and bury it in the garden, somewhere

[Cathy95820]

Originally Posted by sandman55

We had a long hair german shepherd cross and a long haired german shepherd thoroughbred and though both dogs dropped hair it was not as bad as Charlotte's very short pointed hair to clean up. It's like little short needles that gets into your clothes.

Yesterday I was watching the American Kennel Club Dog Show and I thought I would fall off my chair laughing. The commentator was talking about his own dog shedding and he then stated "at our house dog hair is a condiment".................

[sandman55]

Originally Posted by Cathy95820

Yesterday I was watching the American Kennel Club Dog Show and I thought I would fall off my chair laughing. The commentator was talking about his own dog shedding and he then stated "at our house dog hair is a condiment".................

yes you never know where it will turn up.

[Direct Current]

I am having heart pal-pations gals and guys!!!! I meet a woman to night. Da...................!

I had to make pace and get out of the house tonight. Mom keep cutting me down and finding fault with me. So I went to TGI Fridays after buying some 2 X 4's and angle iron. While sitting there I was cutting up withe the female bartender about the fact that female deer do not have anttlers and why Santa was always going OOO looking at the back end of the deer. Anyway A women set down beside me and started and one thing lead to another, she gave me her business card and said to look her up and we could walk our dogs on a private park that she has the right to go on. turn out that it is only four miles from my house. We talk nearly five hours about this that and the other. The Bar tenders said she had lots of green and did not want money but look for goood true friends. To say the lest I sure did enjoy the conversation. Weeeeee, It has been five years or better sence I have talk to a women that long. My doggy friend suprise me again tonight and jump into the car when I drove up into the yard. Hummmm anyone for planet of the APES!!!!

[sandman55]

Sounds good DC I hope it all works out OK.

[Cathy95820]

You go boy!!

[WereBo]

Hehehehehe.... It's days like that, when lots of totally separate incidents all add up to a beautiful day - It makes all the lousy ones seem a lot more trivial and restores faith in humankind (and 'dogkind' )

Thanks for the wonderful news, DC - A real nice change from the World's usual idiocies I hope the new friendship grows deep and well

[Direct Current]

Well, I am going to take it slow and enjoy the moment and your right werebo one good day can sure make you forget them bad days. : Just got an Em from her a few moments ago and it was nice what she said. We going to one of the parks near here and she ask me to bring my get-fiddle with me. --- Just has we thought the Planet of the ape movies where done for, FOX is releasing a new one in 2009.

Roll'en Rol"en Roll'en ---keep them doggies mov'en. RawHide!!! Weeeeeeee!!!!

Well you can take this Job and sholve it, I don't work here any .......... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!

The one thing neither one of us wans is anything to do with marriage.

[Direct Current]

Hay gals and guys, wanted to share this picture with you. it was done by a man using a old machincal typewriter that had to use one had to hold the other hand, typing different keys over each other to make this picture. WOW.

[Cathy95820]

Amazing !

[Direct Current]

Hay there Cathy, whats up?? I thought I would get my doggy friend a doggy bone for Christmas, "Come here Charlotte"! --

Now I have to admit Dr. Cathy, I am a bit nervous about hanging with this woman, it has be a long long time sence I have been around some one!!! and I am bad about opening mouth/ insert foot thing.
Hay Werebo; got a question for you? Can you that like the Download Smile : and set it up where when you do downloads, it comes up letting you know you are doing dowloads?
Had Sandy, Got a good picture of Hansom, now I got to put put in my software from my Phone. This should be fun ........................

[sandman55]

Hey DC that is quite some drawing
When you go out with your new lady friend just be yourself. She is probably a bit nervous too it's only natural. I hope you both have a good time and Handsome will like to meet her dog.

[Cathy95820]

Well, believe it or not for once I am speechless lol. The only thing I notice lately with single guys (guess because I'm no spring chicken), just try not to come on too strong. LOL I feel like a nervous mother here. Guess what I am tryin to say is DONT SCARE HER OFF .......good luck keep us posted

[Direct Current]

In nuther words don't wear my vimpire teeth in the up right possion. Just kidding. I sent her an EM last night to say Hi. Well lets go build some wood....Ua I mean a work station and some tool storage draws and stay out of trouble.

An old cowpoke went riding out one dark & windy day................!
<><> Upon a ridge he rested as he went a long his way.............!
<><> When all at once a mighty heard of red-eyed cows he saw...........!
<><> A-plowin' through the ragged skies and up a cloudy draw..........
!!...Yip-pie-ya-aye, yip-pie-yi-o, Ghost riders in the sky!

[Cathy95820]

There you go, you can't go wrong with the Outlaws!