The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v

[Mcninjaguy]

how about Goobers? Gonorrhea? Mr Prince-of-AIDS Herpes cream?

wow those are horrible names

[Direct Current]

That would work!!! I had a friend one time he called his Stumpy.
You know at one time I use to keep a list of strange names of people, I had heared of or meet, now where that get off to. I remember one man in one of the colleges I was in, his name was Marry!! why in the would someone name a man Marry??? We had a girl down the street, Her name was Ima and her last name was Sap. I would hated to go to school and be called up in the role, Ima Sap please come to the front please.
Well guys and gals I may be offline for a few days, I am changing over to DSL and I've got to install a Ethernet card in my and my dad's sys. plus resister my new labtop, yep I finnally got it, and get some virus solfware for all three. You all keep the thread going, God Bless you all. DC.

[Mcninjaguy]

YAY for DC getting some FAST DSL!

Keep on rolling along DC keep your spirits high and worries low!

So my girlfriend (we've been going out for 3+years) is feeling better and is able to go to school but her dislocated shoulder is going to take a while to heal and her mom has to help her wash her hair and stuff and help her put on her shirts. She gets some pretty bad headaches but she is able to go out and do stuff. She gets lots of sleep every night, but she isn't used to sleeping on her none dislocated shoulder side so I guess, habits die hard.

[Direct Current]

Hello Hello every one, and what did I miss, you all??

Yep!!! I am working off my DSL on my computer, did n't have to much trouble getting it set up, only had to call for help once . Still got to run a ethernet cable thru the wall and to my dad's computer and still got a few dozen question to ask about it but you all are right is is much faster then dial-up. Can't figure out what this little red button on the box is for. It says self-distruct is for...... Hummmmmm!!! . I push it and all I get is "WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAVE!!!!"

Well were praytail is Sandy and Charlotte, Hansom wish to tall to Charlotte about puppies.

[WereBo]

Welcome back DC, it's great the DSL upgrade went smooth for you

[Mcninjaguy]

ohh nice going with the DSL DC!

[sandman55]

Hi guys I'm back from a walkabout to the big smoke for a week. My next door neighbour kindly looked after Charlotte for me and I checked my emails while I was away and he sent me one with this pic

[WereBo]

Hehehehe.... That's incentive enough to get back home

[Cathy95820]

Looks like she was chewing blue bubblegum .. bet you missed her too!

[Mcninjaguy]

So I got new Job today nothing too exciting and my co workers are insane not in bad way they're just really loud and stuff

I'm doing generla labouring A.K.A. for now I m cleaning up new houses right before they're given to the new owners. My boss said that he wants to see how I'm doing with this and then he may transfer me to labouring for Construction which equals more $$$ so first day was fun, met some new people and the job is pretty easy.

[Direct Current]

Ask for JTP as for salary aggreements

Hay Mcninjaguy, One step at a time my friend, One step at a time, You never know you may become HCNC.

She does look to be blowing bubbles But Hansom is running around belowing !!!!! What a dog!!!!!

[Direct Current]

OK, where did everyone go???? fraid of a little Surgery!!!

Hay Mcninjaguy, You know when you was talking about vista and 64 bit stuff. I thought you where talking about a computer Hardware being a 64 bit machine and not 32, I found myself a bit confused. Hardware or soltware.
"O what a world,O what a world, I am melting,I am melting, O-O-O--------oooooooo

Guss I need to find an air holes and blow .. Ua Pump..myself back up.

Hay werebo, is there a way to get explorer to have it bring up EM or like windows mail/ outlook express when it comes up!!!! I was thinking that would be much better for my dad because he gets lost easly.

[WereBo]

Errrmmm... I'm not certain about that - I never use Outlook Express or Internet Explorer.

I think there's an option to show the 'Read Email' button from the 'Customise Toolbar' menu option, but I'm not right sure about that

[gistek]

DC, make sure his screen isn't cluttered with stuff he doesn't NEED, then put the shortcuts he does need and make them big.

[Mcninjaguy]

I got outlook express forwarding email from Hotmail and Gmail for free. All I can think is to either make a start menu shortcut, taskbar shortcut, or a desktop shortcut

and on the thing about 32 and 64 bit machines

a system older than lets say 6 years is probably incapable of running a 64 bit system.

for a 64 bit system to run you need 64 bit capable hardware and 64 bit capable software.

the thing you need to worry about mostly is if you can find the drivers for your hardware and if the CPU is 64 bit capable. It's a delicious mixture like Beer - Hops, yeast, some sort of grain water , heat just like 32bit OS a 64 bit OS needs a bunch of support

video card drivers are pretty easy to find the proper 64 bit driver but your motherboard might be more difficult and same with peripherals like your webcam or something like that maybe printers or camera software might have trouble.

ehh that job i started on monday well they don't really care they were supposed to pick me up for work on wednesday and I woke up at 4:45 am, I was ready at 5:40am. I waited till 7 am and then phoned them and my boss said the truck was full and he was supposed to phone back that afternoon. its just crap so meh I'll get another job

[sandman55]

Sorry about the job Mcninjaguy if they treat their people like that then you are probably better off without them.

Hey DC I agree with what gistec said about cleaning up his desktop so if he has XP then right click on the desktop then select properties then the Desktop tab then at the bottom click Customize Desktop then click Clean Desktop now you will now get the desktop cleanup wizard so click next, now make sure there is a check in the boxes for all the programs that you want to take off the desktop then click next then finish and it will put all those icons in a folder on the desktop.

If you don't have an Icon for for outlook express on the desktop (or any other program you want) click start/all programs then find the program and right click it move down to "Send to" then click "Desktop (Create Shortcut)" and you will have an icon on the desktop for the program.

[Direct Current]

Mcninjaguy, That is a bummer about the job, there must have been a reason for that, but I will keep praying for you.

Sandy / Gistek that sounds like a plan. I'll give it a try.

Excuse me guys I am a little dis-apointed in TV lately, I liked watching CSI Vaga's and NCSI but they have change who the bosses are on the shows and I am not to happy, so I guess I will be doing some else for entertainment. Tv gotten where it nothing but junk anyway. O well, give me more time to study Visual basic programming. Well please excuse I have to test and take a shoot of insulin, see you later folks.

[sandman55]

Good luck with the visual basics DC I tried it a few years back and I got half way through the book and then got side tracked now I have forgotten it If you don't use it you lose it. The big problem is you have to buy the program to be able to use it on other computers than your own, where if you program in Python it is free.

[Mcninjaguy]

oh boy as soon as I get a job and have the money i know what I'm getting!

THIS!

http://buyairsoft.ca/catalog/product...roducts_id=438

yes I do know I need eye protection too!

my friend just bought something like this one
http://buyairsoft.ca/catalog/product...roducts_id=352

these BB guns are 1:1 scale of the real gun

[gistek]

DC,

I agree with the NCIS new director not being as good, but the new guy for CSI Vegas will probably work out. It looks like there will be some really interesting bits between Hodges and the new guy. They're both arrogant enough to cause some tension, and each has a background that could give them the idea that the other is subordinate.

The appointment of Conrad as Vice Sherriff should cause some interesting interactions as well.