The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v

[sandman55]

If you had the dog on a lead they wouldn't come near but you would have to be careful of poison baits. How people like that can face themselves in the mirror I don't know. They are a waste of space.
Well I'd better hit the sack it is 24:40 here good night.

[Mcninjaguy]

My brother and his Friend were once confronted by a gang of retards(12 or so). They stole my brother's friend's walet but my bro managed to punch em and was lucky they were never stabbed.
So a couple days later, my bro is cruising with his friend and his frind uncle (Burly guy around 300lbs of muscle) sees the guy, gets out of the car and punches him in the face. The guy does a backflip from the punch, CRAZY!. My bro successfully charged them with assualt and robbery(whatever it is) and they pleaded guilty. So then all they got was a slap on the wrist but from my brother's friends family (crazy bunch, too crazy) I think the fear was put in them.
From the gang of 12 I think only 2 or 3 got a community service sentence. They used to live down the street from me, I have no idea if they left.

@sandman
not such thing as 24:40 unless you lived on Mars which has a longer day, that'd be cool!
00:40

I don't what I'd do if I had a dog or my girlfriends dog got posoined and we knew who did it. it'd be something drastic though. An animal doesn't deserve to die just because someone feels like being evil or inhuman. If something dies it should have a purpose not just for the fun of it

Ohh I like German Shepards they're smart Doggies! When I get a Dog and cat I want some smart doggy (I'll love it anyways but preferably a smart doggy!) I don't care about the cat, they just do their thing.

So my girlfriends mom was trying to be sneaky and get a new doogy but the pound phoned and my girlfriend found out. Oakley (flat coat Black lab) needs a friend, he's chewing stuff too much (bored). I mean he gets lots of attention but there's nothing like a another dog keeping other doggies company! She wants to get a Golden Retriever again. so the house will be full of animals again (big house) 2 cats , 2 dogs

I've gotta phone that place where I got my interview. I was applying for driving a truck for this local computer store. They have 5 locations in Ottawa and a new one coming for Montreal. http://www.pccyber.com/

[Direct Current]

Hay, passing thought here do you resister your dogs there. Seems like I remember they, you all do and if so can't you resister it as a gard dog. not to change the subject but when I was 14 or 15 a boy down the street walk up in my yard and push me over while I was on my motorcross bike(motorcycle). I didn't say anything and the group he was with was at me. I quictly walk in the garage and pick up a baseball bat and chase them for nearly six blocks before stoping. They never show themselfs again. even with all the fighting I have done I just don't get people ganging up on one. They are just plain cowers!!! to bad there is not a law that says you have the right to give them what they give you, but then that make you the same as them. or maybe get them in a ring one at at time. Charlie brownson stiyle (death wish 1, 2, 3) Carry a cain even though you don't use one and learn how to use it Marshall art style. Usually one or two go down the others will run.or better still call JTP.

[WereBo]

At present, I'm just keeping a low profile, waiting and observing. Unfortunately, they know where I live and they've already threatened to wreck my car and torch my flat, which the police have been informed about.

One good thing that's come of it all, is that we have 2 CCTV cameras, one at each end of the street, that have never worked since they were installed approx 10 years ago. The Police have told the Council (who operate the cameras) to get them fixed - Anything that happens in the future can now be videoed and used as evidence/identification.

Once we're safely out of the area, I'll be able to 'visit' them at my leisure and teach them the error of their ways, I've got a nice comfy pick-axe handle and, many years ago, I tried a few lessons in 'Kendo', so I can find out what I remember - 'An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth'.....

[sandman55]

Originally Posted by Mcninjaguy

@sandman
not such thing as 24:40 unless you lived on Mars which has a longer day, that'd be cool!
00:40

You've caught me out there
Good luck with the job.

Hey DC if you register your dog as a guard dog and he gets out will you have a problem with the law

[Mcninjaguy]

i think if you get doggie at a shelter all the paperwork is taken care at the place.

I was watching "Dirty Harry" today taking care of bad guys with his .44magnum awesome just awesome. love the quote at the end

pretty cool trivia here
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066999/trivia

[Direct Current]

Sandy, has I understand it, if you resister the dog as a gard-dog, the dog is required to be with in calling distance of owner and on a leach, or in a pen or closed area when owner is away and has the right to gard the area that he is closed into. If someone breaks in the area the dog is and there is evedance of break-in then it owner is not at fault. --- I have had some dealings with the London police, can say where, but seem I remember the police man telling me this.

Hay Mcninjaguy, The one thing I like about client is that when he is on film site. He never set his self aside from all the works. He gets right in the chow line and eat what they eat and sit where they sit,

[Mcninjaguy]

Originally Posted by Direct Current

Hay Mcninjaguy, The one thing I like about client is that when he is on film site. He never set his self aside from all the works. He gets right in the chow line and eat what they eat and sit where they sit, [/b]

yea not having a snotty director probably makes a better movie!

[Direct Current]

Hay Mcninjaguy, saw one that was good last night or should say early this morning "cutthroat Island" and then "next", both where not to bad. "Hansom gave it a four tails rough sign up. Started to change channels and he ran off with the remote.

Lets see; blue wire to 1, blue white to 2, green to to 3, green white to 5 -no no no no more for play it go's to 4, etc,etc,etc. These two more twisted pairs in there some where and need a wire stretcher. Grrrr...!

Knot knot, Jtp you new bike got delivered to new surgery.

[Mcninjaguy]

looking for Sex!!! I can't think of any really bad dog names right now

I don't think I've seen "cuthroat island" or "next, I mean how many movies can you see in a lifetime resonably

someone want to do the math?

[JohnthePilot]

Don't you mean maths?

[Mcninjaguy]

Ok, so yesterday my girlfriend fell off her horse while doing her riding lesson.

The horse was not her normal she rides and the horse wasn't being calm. So I guess when she started riding the horse just randomly spooked and she fell off the horse, on her way down her arm got caught in the reins (ropes that steer the horse). She landed on her head too.

So now she has a slight concussion and had a dislocated shoulder. She's just having trouble remembering small things and at the hospital she kept talking about phoning me and reminding the docs that she was diabetic.

So now she's injured both her shoulders. it was her right shoulder this time, about 4 years ago it was her left shoulder.

When I first started going out with her April 2005 she was still kinda recovering from her dislocated shoulder. this was what something like her 14th time falling off a horse and she's never really been injured. She always wears a helmet while riding. She can do the horseback jumping too.

@JTP

I llove my maths and my arithimaticikies, my AlgebAHHHSSS! (say it like a goat)

[WereBo]

Well, Mrs WereBo took Guinness to work this morning as usual and her boss, Guinness' owner, has returned from holiday. Not only that, she insisted on taking Guinness home with her!!! Apparently, Guinness actually gggrrrrr'ed at her because she didn't want to go!

It's been a very long time since I looked forward to going out, in frost/snow, at about 2:00am to walk a dog, I really miss it now

[Direct Current]

Hello!! My nane is DR. DUNK, How may I help you today??? WE HAVE SOME VERY GOOD BED SIDE MATTERS HERE AT THE OLD SURGERY ROOM, WE FIX YOU MATH-O-LOGICAL MIND WITH SHOCK & AL THREATMENT WHITC IS NEXT TO THE PAIN CENTER. WE CAN HELP YOU QUICKER BY HOLDING OUT YOU CREDIT CARD AT THE OUT PATIENT CARE CENTER. Hello!! My nane is DR. DUNK, How may I help you today??? WE HAVE SOME VERY GOOD BED SIDE MATTERS HERE

Hay there Mcninjaguy, I have a TV on while I work on the computer, so it is no telling what I watch. and play a little chess at the same time, keeps me mind busy from me problems. I know the felling, had a horse get lose with me on it when I was 12, all I could do is grab the horse by the neck and hang on. I went over a bobwire fence, into the woods full of catus, brirs,trees, and wind out in the middle of a lake. Boy was I scratch up.It appeared that someone had shoe the horse wrong and a shoe nail went in the wrong place, OUTCH!!!

WereBo, I know that hurts. Maybe she will bring him back if the dog keeps that up. There is alway a reson for things happening. LIke me spilling SalSA on me keyboard. Well guess I will throw it into the washing machine and give it a bath!

Well, We're off the see the wizer, the wonderful wizer of ooz's!!!!

[Cathy95820]

Sorry your Guinness went home. You could wander the streets "looking for your Guinness".
We sure get attached in a big hurry to those furry friends ~~~*~~~

[WereBo]

It wouldn't surprise me if I hear a scratching sound at the door, one day, and she's decided to move back and live here. She knows the route now

[Direct Current]

How do they say it, owners don't found dogs, Dogs found owners. If she knows the way. She'll found her way back as soon as she can get loose. Your right Cathy...you can get attached real fast to them,

Well tomorrow or should I say today, I well make an attempt to get Hansom to get in the car for a ride. This alt to be fun, time for a few hours sleep, if my leg wll let me. Si'er-not-toe

[Mcninjaguy]

I hope your doggie loves the car ride and lets the wind blow at his face.

[Cathy95820]

I think I used to be a dog cause I love the wind in my face. Back when you could ride in back of pick up trucks, if someone had to sit in back I would always volunteer lol

[gistek]

Originally Posted by Mcninjaguy

: . . . I can't think of any really bad dog names right now . . .

How about Stains?