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Old 11-18-2008, 10:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I post a letter Banned for Having a long sig.

You post something like : Banned for Saying a Sig is too long.

The Next person Writes why you are banned an so on and so on.

this should be fun once we get going

Now the next person writes why you are banned you can write as many times as you want but you Can't Ban your self.
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Old 11-18-2008, 10:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Banned for closing the old thread and confoosing me with false email notifications
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here

Banned for confusing me and now I have no idea what-so-ever what to ban you for.

@Jason .....talk about your full stops ...you have managed to bring me to a screaching halt lololol distracting with the deer tail and all rofl
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Banned for halting screechingly and leaving skid-marks on the forum floor - I almost crashed into you
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Banned for not looking where you're going.
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Banned for going where you shouldn't be going...
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Banned for coming and going til we don't know whether we're coming or going...
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Banned for not posting restricted area signs
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Banned 'cos I only have a 'Wet Floor' sign that no one reads til they land on it!
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Banned for not having a runway on your safety signs
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Banned cos that's above and beyond my duties as unpaid village idiot
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banned for not notifying me of this new thread

(wondering, does it cost more to keep up a long thread, or several short threads with the same total number of posts?)
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Banned cause no one assigned me that task
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Banned for not seeing the blue line or asking Charlotte to act as a guide
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Banned for not letting Charlotte take you on an.... errrmmm.. 'interesting' journey
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