Ban the user above you! v. Summer is here - Page 53

**Glaswegian** · 01-21-2009, 06:32 AM

Banned for thinking either could be entertainting.

**WereBo** · 01-21-2009, 06:51 AM

Banned cos watching paint dry is more entertaining than 'The Inauguration' of Obama (except for where he fluffs his lines

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**asidman** · 01-21-2009, 07:01 AM

Banned because watching paint dry is really just watching a wall...

**WereBo** · 01-21-2009, 07:30 AM

Banned for not painting ceilings, pictures, small children etc......

**Cathy95820** · 01-21-2009, 10:14 AM

Banned cause small children don't hold still long enough to paint

"Hey come back here I'm not done with your toes...."

**WereBo** · 01-21-2009, 01:30 PM

Banned for not glueing small children to the ground.

"Stop running in circles or I'll glue your other foot down...."

**Cathy95820** · 01-21-2009, 08:56 PM

Banned for tempting me

**asidman** · 01-22-2009, 12:14 AM

Banned for being tempted

**beefers1** · 01-22-2009, 12:19 AM

Banned for not gluing the small children's hands onto the ceiling.

**asidman** · 01-22-2009, 02:37 AM

Banned for child abuse

**beefers1** · 01-22-2009, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WereBo

Banned for not glueing small children to the ground.

"Stop running in circles or I'll glue your other foot down...."

Banned since he can't actually run in circles, unless he can twist his leg or ankle many times in the same direction.

**Cathy95820** · 01-22-2009, 03:21 AM

Banned for being so literal maybe one shoe was tacked down so it could spin

**beefers1** · 01-22-2009, 03:30 AM

Banned since he said glued, not tacked. Though I suppose you can use TWO tacks which will prevent the foot from spinning.

**WereBo** · 01-22-2009, 06:07 AM

Banned for not using nails, tacks aren't strong enough to retain a small child in 1 place.

**beefers1** · 01-22-2009, 12:00 PM

Banned for not proposing a nail gun. I'm sure the little children will be stuck fast.

**asidman** · 01-22-2009, 12:08 PM

Banned for not being creative and thinking of some device bolted to the ground that rotates

**beefers1** · 01-22-2009, 12:15 PM

Banned since the purpose is to not let them run around in circles

**asidman** · 01-22-2009, 12:28 PM

Banned for not digging a pit then

**WereBo** · 01-22-2009, 12:45 PM

Banned for not suggesting pegging the kids on a rotary clothes-dryer. They wouldn't need to run, then

**asidman** · 01-22-2009, 01:00 PM

Banned because we'd probably never do any of the above.....

01-21-2009, 06:32 AM	#1041 (permalink)
Glaswegian Moderator/ Rangemaster TSF Academy; Analyst, Security Team; Oor Wullie; TSF Surgeon and Resident Comic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Glasgow Posts: 25,367 OS: Win XP Pro SP3 / Win 7 Pro My System Blog Entries: 10	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned for thinking either could be entertainting. __________________ Iain - Defender of the Haggis and all things Scottish. I don't help by PM - post in the Forums. PC Safety & Security::PC running a bit slow?::Donate::Photographers Corner

01-21-2009, 06:51 AM	#1042 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,369 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned cos watching paint dry is more entertaining than 'The Inauguration' of Obama (except for where he fluffs his lines ) __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

01-21-2009, 07:01 AM	#1043 (permalink)
asidman Will rule the World Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Port Elizabeth Posts: 4,537 OS: XP SP3, Vista SP1, Windows 7 RC My System	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned because watching paint dry is really just watching a wall... __________________ Submit New Articles Here Try before posting \| Read before posting \| Advice to New Visitors How to post a Screenshot \| Posting system specs \| Posting images (VERY NB)

01-21-2009, 07:30 AM	#1044 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,369 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned for not painting ceilings, pictures, small children etc...... __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

01-21-2009, 10:14 AM	#1045 (permalink)
Cathy95820 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,368 OS: Windows XP Svs.Pk 3	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned cause small children don't hold still long enough to paint "Hey come back here I'm not done with your toes...." Last edited by Cathy95820; 01-21-2009 at 10:16 AM.

01-21-2009, 01:30 PM	#1046 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,369 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned for not glueing small children to the ground. "Stop running in circles or I'll glue your other foot down...." __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

01-21-2009, 08:56 PM	#1047 (permalink)
Cathy95820 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,368 OS: Windows XP Svs.Pk 3	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned for tempting me

01-22-2009, 12:14 AM	#1048 (permalink)
asidman Will rule the World Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Port Elizabeth Posts: 4,537 OS: XP SP3, Vista SP1, Windows 7 RC My System	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned for being tempted __________________ Submit New Articles Here Try before posting \| Read before posting \| Advice to New Visitors How to post a Screenshot \| Posting system specs \| Posting images (VERY NB)

01-22-2009, 12:19 AM	#1049 (permalink)
beefers1 Below is my avatar Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greater Vancouver area, BC, Canada Posts: 4,024 OS: Win XP Pro SP2 My System Blog Entries: 13	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned for not gluing the small children's hands onto the ceiling. __________________

01-22-2009, 02:37 AM	#1050 (permalink)
asidman Will rule the World Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Port Elizabeth Posts: 4,537 OS: XP SP3, Vista SP1, Windows 7 RC My System	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned for child abuse __________________ Submit New Articles Here Try before posting \| Read before posting \| Advice to New Visitors How to post a Screenshot \| Posting system specs \| Posting images (VERY NB)

01-22-2009, 03:21 AM	#1052 (permalink)
Cathy95820 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,368 OS: Windows XP Svs.Pk 3	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned for being so literal maybe one shoe was tacked down so it could spin

01-22-2009, 03:30 AM	#1053 (permalink)
beefers1 Below is my avatar Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greater Vancouver area, BC, Canada Posts: 4,024 OS: Win XP Pro SP2 My System Blog Entries: 13	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned since he said glued, not tacked. Though I suppose you can use TWO tacks which will prevent the foot from spinning. __________________

01-22-2009, 06:07 AM	#1054 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,369 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned for not using nails, tacks aren't strong enough to retain a small child in 1 place. __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

01-22-2009, 12:00 PM	#1055 (permalink)
beefers1 Below is my avatar Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greater Vancouver area, BC, Canada Posts: 4,024 OS: Win XP Pro SP2 My System Blog Entries: 13	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned for not proposing a nail gun. I'm sure the little children will be stuck fast. __________________

01-22-2009, 12:08 PM	#1056 (permalink)
asidman Will rule the World Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Port Elizabeth Posts: 4,537 OS: XP SP3, Vista SP1, Windows 7 RC My System	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned for not being creative and thinking of some device bolted to the ground that rotates __________________ Submit New Articles Here Try before posting \| Read before posting \| Advice to New Visitors How to post a Screenshot \| Posting system specs \| Posting images (VERY NB)

01-22-2009, 12:15 PM	#1057 (permalink)
beefers1 Below is my avatar Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greater Vancouver area, BC, Canada Posts: 4,024 OS: Win XP Pro SP2 My System Blog Entries: 13	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned since the purpose is to not let them run around in circles __________________

01-22-2009, 12:28 PM	#1058 (permalink)
asidman Will rule the World Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Port Elizabeth Posts: 4,537 OS: XP SP3, Vista SP1, Windows 7 RC My System	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned for not digging a pit then __________________ Submit New Articles Here Try before posting \| Read before posting \| Advice to New Visitors How to post a Screenshot \| Posting system specs \| Posting images (VERY NB)

01-22-2009, 12:45 PM	#1059 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,369 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned for not suggesting pegging the kids on a rotary clothes-dryer. They wouldn't need to run, then __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

01-22-2009, 01:00 PM	#1060 (permalink)
asidman Will rule the World Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Port Elizabeth Posts: 4,537 OS: XP SP3, Vista SP1, Windows 7 RC My System	Re: Ban the user above you! v. Christmas is almost here Banned because we'd probably never do any of the above..... __________________ Submit New Articles Here Try before posting \| Read before posting \| Advice to New Visitors How to post a Screenshot \| Posting system specs \| Posting images (VERY NB)