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Old 11-18-2008, 09:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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My youngest grandaughter (Elizabeth) has been playing with my troll doll collection and it seems one of the trollies has lost an eye. Can we implant a new one so it resembles Sobeits' bionic eye?
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Couldn't you just pinch Sobeit's?
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I'm sure that was originally one of ours...

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Even after a small child swallowed it ....that was no M&M.....Cathy would you allow these guys a little exploratory surgery?
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Old 11-19-2008, 06:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Can you surgically remove bad attitudes?
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Pssst (whisper from side of mouth).

Hey Docs, are you in the market for any spare parts? - I have an excellent inventory. Very reasonable prices. Immediate delivery for C.O.D.

Ideal for those essential missing bits & pieces...
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[Igor] Spare parts?!?!?! What about the other spare parts?[/Igor]
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Igor!! It's about time you returned - get this place into some kind of order - I have an important consignment of spares arriving soon...
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O OO OUTCH !!! Hurt ~~~~ Why but why !!! did you run me over. I stil have tire mark acros my chest, Ua ... where my chest?
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Would you like a new one DC?
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Have you got enough money DC?
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Sure I take one, I guess I could sell the rest of JTP motorcycle to raise the money and have and aution for JTP.
Hay how do you get a doggy to stop Howling, Ua beside; bakeing, frying, boiling in oil sort of thing.
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You need to find out what it wants . Anything from a blanket to company to wanting to come inside - it might also be scared of the dark
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Are you talking about the dog or my bike?
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Ua..Are we getting a bit kinky here, but that's a thought.

Well I tried the blanky...that didn't work, Thought it might be my mothers screeming from morning til bed time, I must be the only guy that has to wear ear muff on all day long, to kill the sound level of a screeming woman!!! ... I think what it is, is he(Hamsom) is missing me and wants company, I don't dare bring him inside, not until I get him bug sprayed and shots and "fixed" and cleanup. I let him in the shop with me while building my new work station for my room and he was very controlled, went and found a conner and waited for my attention.

{{Here ye, here ye, One Jtp for autions, Fairly smart but a bit lazy at time's. Can drive motorcycle and fly a paper plane, had one at one time until someone..Ua..He gave it up for donation for a replacement chest, very generious person. }}
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