The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! cont...

**Jason** · 11-18-2008, 08:59 AM

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Dr Sinc and I, with our accountant GrumpyGit have moved to new premises.

We are open for business - any ailments, come in and see us for a consultation.

Continue from this thread.

**Cathy95820** · 11-18-2008, 10:32 AM

My youngest grandaughter (Elizabeth) has been playing with my troll doll collection and it seems one of the trollies has lost an eye. Can we implant a new one so it resembles Sobeits' bionic eye?

JohnthePilot · 11-18-2008, 11:54 AM

Couldn't you just pinch Sobeit's?

**Glaswegian** · 11-18-2008, 01:06 PM

I'm sure that was originally one of ours...

Don't forget, all items remain our property...for ever...

**Titomike** · 11-18-2008, 02:38 PM

Even after a small child swallowed it ....that was no M&M.....Cathy would you allow these guys a little exploratory surgery?

**Glaswegian** · 11-19-2008, 05:39 AM

We can do any type of surgery...any time...any place...any where...

**Cathy95820** · 11-19-2008, 09:23 AM

Can you surgically remove bad attitudes?

DonaldG · 11-19-2008, 10:01 AM

Pssst (whisper from side of mouth).

Hey Docs, are you in the market for any spare parts? - I have an excellent inventory. Very reasonable prices. Immediate delivery for C.O.D.

Ideal for those essential missing bits & pieces...

JohnthePilot · 11-19-2008, 01:03 PM

Are you still at it?

**Midnight Tech** · 11-19-2008, 07:48 PM

[Igor] Spare parts?!?!?! What about the other spare parts?[/Igor]

**sandman55** · 11-20-2008, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnthePilot

Are you still at it?

He has been for a trip into the country and picking up road kill

**Glaswegian** · 11-20-2008, 05:46 AM

Igor!! It's about time you returned - get this place into some kind of order - I have an important consignment of spares arriving soon...

**sandman55** · 11-21-2008, 03:42 AM

Who have you been chopping up?

**Direct Current** · 11-21-2008, 10:46 PM

O OO OUTCH !!! Hurt ~~~~ Why but why !!! did you run me over. I stil have tire mark acros my chest, Ua ... where my chest?

**Glaswegian** · 11-22-2008, 08:03 AM

Would you like a new one DC?

JohnthePilot · 11-22-2008, 11:53 AM

Have you got enough money DC?

**Direct Current** · 11-22-2008, 10:41 PM

Sure I take one, I guess I could sell the rest of JTP motorcycle to raise the money and have and aution for JTP.
Hay how do you get a doggy to stop Howling, Ua beside; bakeing, frying, boiling in oil sort of thing.

**WereBo** · 11-23-2008, 12:13 PM

You need to find out what it wants

. Anything from a blanket to company to wanting to come inside - it might also be scared of the dark

JohnthePilot · 11-23-2008, 01:57 PM

Are you talking about the dog or my bike?

**Direct Current** · 11-23-2008, 03:32 PM

Ua..Are we getting a bit kinky here, but that's a thought.

Well I tried the blanky...that didn't work, Thought it might be my mothers screeming from morning til bed time, I must be the only guy that has to wear ear muff on all day long, to kill the sound level of a screeming woman!!! ... I think what it is, is he(Hamsom) is missing me and wants company, I don't dare bring him inside, not until I get him bug sprayed and shots and "fixed" and cleanup. I let him in the shop with me while building my new work station for my room and he was very controlled, went and found a conner and waited for my attention.

{{Here ye, here ye, One Jtp for autions, Fairly smart but a bit lazy at time's. Can drive motorcycle and fly a paper plane, had one at one time until someone..Ua..He gave it up for donation for a replacement chest, very generious person. }}

11-18-2008, 10:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
Cathy95820 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,248 OS: Windows XP Svs.Pk 3	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! v. Even more Fresh My youngest grandaughter (Elizabeth) has been playing with my troll doll collection and it seems one of the trollies has lost an eye. Can we implant a new one so it resembles Sobeits' bionic eye?

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