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Old 06-29-2009, 07:24 AM   #781 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2009, 07:38 PM   #782 (permalink)
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O' My, I done told on myself
Now you know why the woman run from me

Hay Sandy where them other two surgery nuts go, Ua.. zuluclayman & asideman?

I am finnally making headway on the website and going to have to get an upgrade for building a forum, feedback, guest book, a counter, email and HTML Tags. It kindof giving me away to get out of this depression I have been in lately. I am going to post it on Yahoo and google.

Hay we had some rain yesterday. It was 103 and after it rain it drop to 88f, thought we where going to get something today but it fezz out. It got to 104 today.
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:41 AM   #783 (permalink)
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I think asidman must be too busy with his new woman (half his luck I say )
I'm still here DC - just been a busy few weeks at school - my head teacher contracted bacterial meningitis, was in an induced coma for two days, has lost hearing in one ear completely and some hearing loss in other ear and so has been off work and I get to do her job plus mine at the moment. Funny (strange not ) thing is - this time last year was similar she was off on stress leave for a term and I got to do her's and my job - feels like groundhog day!
Keep talking warm temps for us wintering peoples DC - getting colder by the minute here - brrrrr!
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Oh no. Send her some flowers. Or paperwork (depends on how cruel you are!).
Glas: I ended up stitching my soul back together myself.
Much cheaper than paying the surgery to do it!

We are supposedly having a heatwave in England, not sure where its hiding though.
Fair enough, it is warm but its humid and cloudy too.
Bit boring really.
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Hehehehe.... You should be a bit Souther, it's a clear blue sky, apart from 1 fluffy little cloud that appears to be about 12" across, so it will most likely snow, tomorrow
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Old 06-30-2009, 02:54 PM   #786 (permalink)
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Well it's hot hot here 101 and spotty clouds, don't thing it is going to do anything thou.
* O Yes, isn't it fun to do double duty. I got stuck teaching an Electronic Class one time in college and I was one of the students in the class. In the middle of the course they found out that the teacher was a fraud. So they fired him and talk me into teaching the class. Between my reg. Job and the courses I was taking at school I was space out and tire at the end of the simester. I was quick suprised has to the remarks the next course teach said we had learned. Some of the Military Veterians patted me on the back and said thanks for the help. I took time to help those that where having problems. Speaking of which, this website stuff is kicking my back side but I am learning.
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well 1 sandwich gone 2 sandwich gone and a good glass of milk to wash it down Yummmmmmmmmmmmm..........
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@Stress - you'll end up paying in the long run - they all do...
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@Stress you can run and you can hide but you cant escape Dr Glas with your wallet intact
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hey guys and gals, just thought i'd squeeze in a quick hello...time seems to have just flown passed me these last few weeks
And yes zulu, it is partly the lady friend...lol
Unfortunately the truth is much more boring, i lost my adsl at work, which is a bit of a bugger but hey, might get it back soon i hope.
Things are going very well with the new lady tho, been quite intense 2 weeks...seems much longer!
But once i have my line at work sorted out, i will def come back with a passion :) So fear not ... "I'll be back!"
In the mean time, heres a photo of me and my new lady...
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Hehehehe.... I bet your email 'Inbox' is bursting at the seams

Great to see you back asidman, your new lady looks sweet
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Boy I'll Second that WOW WE WOW WOW !!!!!

Hay Doc Glas, is you got a cure for this here stress????

OK who turn out the Lights, it creapy in here, Bump!!!
WHO's that!!! "MOMMY I am scared !! It's dark in here.

Hay Gistek, I've tried that splinder in some tea I made and it tast good Like regular tea.

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You know there is something wrong when you wake up in the morning eating you pillow!
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@ asidman - glad to see you're still with us - well sort of by the pic you make a great couple - hope it works well for you both.

@ DC - eating your pillow = too much stress or a hankering for something you don't have , can't de-stress your life for you but can offer this: replace pillow with roast turkey smothered in cranberry sauce - at least it will taste better than a pillow
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@ DC - eating your pillow = too much stress or a hankering for something you don't have , can't de-stress your life for you but can offer this: replace pillow with roast turkey smothered in cranberry sauce - at least it will taste better than a pillow
But mind the bones in your ear, when you rest your head on it......
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@DC - you know that I have a cure for everything...
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Sandy, I didn't want to appear overly commercial...
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commercial...!!! Are we on TV! Let me put on my suit and ty and shorts. Where's my guitar!

Give me a secound while I get this form rubber out of my mouth from my usu-to-be pillow!

STRESS, man what you talking about, That is the # 1 Priority around here. My break tim starts at 1am and stop at 5am, anything else is man-ness Uh.. or something like that. Even Hamson has a hard time getting to see me somethings but I book him in a few minutes here and there.


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Hey DC you got out the guitar but didn't play any music for the commercial
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That's because I still gott'a mouth full of pillow in me throat an'a it got stuck in their. Now the only thing coming out is "cheap -cheap cheap-cheap cheap. What am I going to do!!!! Hansom think it's funny Bark-barkbark-barkbark!
Pillows are off my food list!!!!

What is even worse Sandy, is this afternoon I had to goto the food store to buy some real food for the forth. You know how hot it has been. Well, I was pushing the cart out of the store and I took a step but the leg decided to stay put. When I lifted my leg, the glove that fits my real leg to hold it to yhe prothetic leg, slip off, because of all the sweat, and down I go.......... I must have had a dozen people trying to help me up.... I was lucky the cart held me up so I didn't hurt anything but I sure gott'a big laugh from some kids near by. I laugh right along with them. Some lady came by to help and she said her husband has the same problem and call it his Slippery leg.

When I get this here Website I am building on the the internet, I'll put some music and guitar to it. I am learning this stuff faster then I thought I was and it fun.

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