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Old 06-25-2009, 07:40 AM   #761 (permalink)
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The skin between my incision and chin was numb for a while after my surgery, but feeling is coming back now. It just takes longer for cut nerves to establish new paths.
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I hope the same is true for my knee. Fifteen months now.
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Now that is something I have wanted to do but have not done it yet, is add another HD drive, I have a maxtor drive sitting on the desk in a box, 800 gig that should fit it fairly easy.
I have like 300 each DVD+R,-R, +RW's,-RW's along with CD'S. I found someone going out of Business, They where sealed tight and brain new for two thirds price.

If I can get it to install, Just might downloaded it or I could get Sandy to downloaded it and if his sys crashes than I want do that

If peter piper picked the pickles then how many pickles did he pick. What where the flavors of the pickles did peter piper. This is a doc question is it not, Hmmmmm.......

Here a question; 16 By 16 foot floor, How many pic of 4 by 8 3/4 in thick does it take to cover the 16 by 16 foot floor??
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Hay Gistek, I could give you a messsage with a free nail file, I don't know what they means by extra-course. I am sure the feeling will come back quicker,

I simply do not uderstand; every time I crew down on my chicken salad sandwich, my tomato slides out the other side and I have to slide it back inplace, maybe I should put in there with safety pins so it want slip out. Whoops there it go again. I'll fix that with my shinny new hammer SPLAT!!! Uh CLEAN-UP in Surgery. I'll just put the remains in Glass chair and No one will Know. Tippy Toe Tippy Toe
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Hay Gistek, I could give you a messsage with a free nail file, I don't know what they means by extra-course. I am sure the feeling will come back quicker,

I simply do not uderstand; every time I crew down on my chicken salad sandwich, my tomato slides out the other side and I have to slide it back inplace, maybe I should put in there with safety pins so it want slip out. Whoops there it go again. I'll fix that with my shinny new hammer SPLAT!!! Uh CLEAN-UP in Surgery. I'll just put the remains in Glass chair and No one will Know. Tippy Toe Tippy Toe
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1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2. Everything takes longer than you think.
3. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
4. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
5. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
6. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
7. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
8. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
9. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
10. Mother nature is a B****.
11. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
12. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
13. Every solution breeds new problems.

I always thought that there was a law in there that said "A buttered slice of bread always falls buttered side down"
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Murphy rents a room from me...anyone want to borrow him for the summer?
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Not if he's related to Sod.
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You said it Sandy and no thanks Cathy, I have enough problems going on around here.

They say problem comes in three, well that is about par for the course; florence light went out, toliet water valve quick, and my modem dead all in one day.
I have so much to do around here, it's un-real, Sandy, How about grabbing a plane come over hear and give me some help, Werebo to. I got to run a 75 foot undergound power line to where we store the riding lawnmower so to keep the battery charge up, got to build a 16 by 16 building some where else away from trees for storage area, my old building it falling apart because of trees, and work on my truck again, and take down transsponder for the SAT. If that not enough, I have to cut some big limbs off of a few trees before they fall on something.... Problems.... Problems problem.. But me not complain, keeps me busy.

Hay JTP, they had a helicopter crash a few days ago, a military trainer, He apparrently hit the ground to hard and it kill the pilot but the student is OK.
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Hay JTP, they had a helicopter crash a few days ago, a military trainer, He apparrently hit the ground to hard and it kill the pilot but the student is OK.
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I read an excellent explanation as to how helicopters fly, ages ago:

'Helicopters can't actually fly, they're just so ugly, the Earth repels them.....'
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I read an excellent explanation as to how helicopters fly, ages ago:

'Helicopters can't actually fly, they're just so ugly, the Earth repels them.....'
That's interesting....... maybe if I screw up my face into a hideous stare then maybe I could fly too
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Very likely, with a little help from Mrs Sandman's foot
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O-oo-oo "Outch"

We had a helicopter fly over our High school many years ago, tossing out one lbs bags of flour that bust open when it the ground, you never seen so many people covered in white flour and run for their lives. Never did found the pliot nor the helicopter that did it, but they suppected an expeled student.

I like flying them or did. Ft Rucker near here is a military training center for helicopters. We had one shnook land with in 50 yrds. of our house in a field about a year ago, rotors got out of balance.

Helicopters are like bumble bees, there not suppose to fly either but catch one in your hand and see if he don't sting the heck out of you and fly away.
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You live near Ft Rucker??? I'll have to dig out my old 'Comanche Gold' helicopter flight-sim game and fire it up, the tutorials are based there - I can fly over your house and wave at you, while dropping some bones for Hansome

Oddly, I've had loads of bees land on me, but I've never been stung by one - I politely tell them that I'm not a flower (despite some bright-coloured shirts ) and to go find some, and they buzz away happily. Friendly little critters
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Hay Werebo, I work on them Helicopters simulators, for five years then they decided they needed me else where so they sent me on the roar to work on simulators and the real thing at other sites. I put in quick a few flight hour in real helicopters.
While I was working there, I live in a town call Newton, They would fly around doing war manuvers. One day I heard one and I had just got up and got a can of beer, went outside and looked up, one was about five ft. from my TV antenna, I raise my beer can and wave at him to come on down, then went inside, two minutes went by and I look in my back yard to see a helicopter landing. when I went to meet him, Him turn out to be a her and she got her beer and talked for 30 mins, then flew away. I saw her later and ask her how she did, she pointed to her shoulder, showing off her new addition to her uniform.
Hay drop by anytime, put you will have to share the pup-tent with hamson and the flea circus.
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Hurry! Are we scrappin any of Michael's parts? If so I have to hitch my trailer to the bike, slap the TSF Surgery Logo on it and start peddlin.....his feet might still be in good repair................
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I reckon they must be the only bits left that are still original.... Well, the only useful bits.....
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Cathy, way till Christmas and you'll probably get the parts at the wholesale stores!!!

Sandy, come on down, I keep waiting for the Space Shuttle to land here. O' you'll have to sleep with Hansom thou and give you a chance to get some exorcise cutting on the tree in the back yard. What I can figure out is how to get the chain saw up there in idle while I am in the position to cut. They want a 1000.00 for each tree, that is unreal and all I want is to trim it up a bit. This heat is taking a lot out of me.

Hay I've stated getting into my website on 1&1.com under my domain name, boy what a mess, not sure I want to do this or not. What a challenge!!! so far I don't understand a thing I am doing but to create my site name and slogan, got to figure out how to up load my own logo to it.
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Let me see now, Sandy says;
1. post reply. OK
2. type in my message OK
3. Scroll down and click "Manage Attachments" Ok
4. Kick the stew out of the computer OK
5. Then Browse for me picture, Ok I have lot of picture on the wall. OK
6. Click open < OK I have the side cover off my computer, guess that means look inside to see what damage has been done from the kick'in the stew out of it.
7. Then upload and wait till it uppy loads
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