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Old 12-01-2008, 10:15 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Glas what have you done to me. I feel like a Mac truck ran over me and then back up!!!! What a bad time to get sick !!!!
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Old 12-03-2008, 02:28 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Quite, don't give away out trade secrets.
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Old 12-04-2008, 12:24 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Ua... WOW you have trade secrets !!! Hmmm..........witch once's?????????????
You mean I miss a few when I sto..Ua.. Borrowed them from CC's unlock file Draw??? No wonder that truck was tring to run me over and leave me as road-kill on the byway?
Had Mr bill. it time to play drive cruncher!!!!
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We have trade secrets?? I thought we just had the normal type of secrets...
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I thought everything was a secret especially the financial therapy
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Isn't that covered under 'Weight-Loss'?
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Isn't the weight loss program proportional to the weight of the money you have at the time?
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Hmmm.... weight-los program!!!!! write write write!!!Hay I thought that was a TV show!!! or was that a roomer started by CC. Ua.. do I have secret!!!
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Did I hear someone mention finances?
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yea, How about loaning me 300,000 to buy a house with a workshop far a way from two people that all they want is to play god with my life!!! man am I tired of this BS!

O dang Me, dang me- their all set out to hang me.......
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You know CC, I just had a very strange thought come through my mine! what if the animals could here all these electronic signal and human thought and cell phone signals going through the air waves!
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Thats not so far fetched....Entire honeybee communities were disappearing for unknown reasons. The scientists were suspecting that all the cell phone transmissions may be the cause interferring with the bees homing capabilities. The end result being no bees to pollinate the farmers crops and then no food for markets. Really scary. Don't know if this theory had been disproven, but made me more adamant that cell phones should be thrown into the fire. If someone wants to call me and I am not home, too bad for them. I don't want people keepin track of me 24/7 lol. The down side to that? They are starting to take out the public payphones. Not cost effective? Too high maintenance? Are used only by drug dealers? Now ALL our TV's will be pulling satellite signals ...someone out there will end up with 5 legs and 6 arms one day....The future looks bright for the Surgery Center (Centre)

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I have to admit that you may be rght. They have already said that people who keep earing devices close to there hear, are showing up with cancer. As a old electronic man, I casn say, if you put a bunch of signal in the air waves, you stand a good chance of making a micro wave signal and we know what that can do!!!
Ua... does tha tmean I would have to learn how to type with eight hands. Boy what a work week that would be!!!!!
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Well, everyone, I managed to save myself from an uncomfortable situation.

Here's the story:

I had come to be in possession of quite a few Mexican pesos in coin. A friend of mine abandoned his stuff in our storage several years ago and I salvaged what I thought was worth saving and my husband gifted the rest to second hand store. Roughly $3,700 pesos altogether. The current rate of exchange is roughly $0.07??? American to $1 peso which would be around $270 American dollars.

I have been brainstorming and looking up on the internet how to cash in these coins for American currency. As far as I could tell, the places that would make such an exchange only handle paper money, that the coins would just have to be souveniers. Well, I was unwilling to believe that living in a state with so many latinos that someone wouldn't want these to at least send to their family in Mexico. I was even willing to give anyone willing to buy these from me a heck a good deal and would settle for 1/2 the exchange value.

I was looking at Craig's List the other night and ran across an ad where someone was going to San Diego and looking for anyone wishing to ride along. For those of you who live outside the US, San Diego is a hop, skip and a jump from the border of California and Mexico. So, I e-mailed the person looking to share ride to San Diego, told him what I had to offer and inquired if he or anyone he was aquainted with might be interested to please feel free to contact me.

Well, he did and he was. So I placed a call to his cell phone, got away message, gave my address, phone number and told him come on by we are always home. Shortly after that I was went to look up the exchange rate (counting my chickens before they are hatched) and something caught my eye.

Apparently in 1990's the Mexican government revamped their system and minted all new coinage. ALL THE COINS I HAVE ARE OBSOLETE AND COMPLETELY WORTHLESS!

So now what the heck should I do with all these worthless coins. What a bummer. Would have been nice to make a couple dollars right before the holidays. Guess I should be grateful I caught the mistake before the guy came over. He probably would have thought I was a scammer. Oh yeah, I did mention in the beginning of my e-mail to him that "omg this sounds like I am sending you one of those e-mail scams, but I assure you I am a real person trying to make a good deal for buyer and seller.

Wah wah wah. Anyone got any chores they need done for cheap?
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Hay Cathy, What a story in deed!!! I sure know the feeling as I have been through the same position. I use to collect coins of various countries as wel as our own. In this case the mexico country may have changed there sys. but the coins are still collectible coins. :Suggestion: Take a picture of some of the coins and I post them on E-Bay, tell them what you;ve got and you might be suprise if some one would be looking for these coins. Make sure you place a reasonble bid for them and make sure you get you green before shipping. >>>> I am not to keen on E-bay but I managed to sell off some coins my son found under of all things a concrete brick in our yard that the bank said where no good for 10 time what the actual vaue was! they sent me a letter telling me they where what they where looking for. It save me beacon. Try it you might have the lords blessing on them. You like me >> I have been fighting to get my med's I need for three months, i got my insulin. I fall into that Med gap with the insurance, and it want start back until Jan. Only thing I got is the Blessing of the lord to rely on. my dear. and I will pray with you as I am with Gistek needs.
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update.....

To add insult to injury.....My prospective buyer (of what turns out to be worthless mexican money) called me today to ask if I was sure the coins were the old style.........

Isn't that just rotten luck boooo hoooo
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hoooo boooo, Hay don't give up, like I said don't give up. What is one mans junk is a norther mans treasure, you Know. I found a desk chair that no one want on the side of the road, Just what I was looking for. Took it, welded a axle on the bottom, put two wheelchair wheels on it and now I have a wheel chair that can roll in a narrow bathroom and go up and down to be level with kitchen counters when I am cooking for the folks. Heck I noticed that people where saling old Bottles and unusual dishes on E-bay for some weird prices. Keep praying my dear. If you really need it, The lord will get it for you, of that I am sure. It may not been the way you hope for it but it will happen My dear.
The lady friend sent me a nice EM letter today, that a good thing, I think. O BTW they change me singing day view, so Glas! """ you here Glas!""" I need my Chest sow BACK TO MY BODY so my fingers can play the get fiddle and sing like an OPRA STAR.
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Sounds like a happiness transplant is needed - we can arrange that for you...
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Glas are you implying that we (we meaning all of us) are not happy, why I have you know that I my self right off the chair this morning and then my heart out for tender / loving / care except for some sewing upper chest part to lower neck part. Hint Hint Hint!! I do want to make that two day sing and Playing.And make me some money. Ua....Frankinstien would be good.
Gistek, I have been praying for you my dear, I do not chearish the idea of back surgery, althou I have a cousin that fall off of a beach condo they where building simular to what you've got. They replace four of his disk and he is doing fine, still work the sky scrapers except he owns five or six of them and a very large mall. But you would not catch him handing out money to anyone except himself, know what I mean. Think Happy Happy, Joy Joy thoughts else Glas might want to do Ua.... preform Surgery on you! All I got is Blop Blop, Fiss Fiss O what a relief it is!

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