Game: Questions Only v. Happy Days - Page 116

**sandman55** · 07-01-2009, 07:37 AM

Was it Kevin?

Kevin was always bragging about how unreal and popular he was and one day he said to his boss, "You know, I reckon I know just about everyone there is to know. Just name someone and I probably know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, and said, "OK, Kevin, how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Kevin and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Hey! Kevin! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Kevin's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Kevin that he thinks Kevin's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Kevin says.

"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yes," Kevin says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go.

At the White House, Clinton spots Kevin on the tour and motions him over, saying, "Kevin, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and lets have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Kevin, who again implores him to name one more, anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Kevin. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Kevin and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Kevin says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go up, and he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Kevin emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Kevin returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss' side, Kevin asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who the heck is that on the balcony with Kevin?"

**WereBo** · 07-01-2009, 09:39 AM

.....

How can I follow that with a question???

**zuluclayman** · 07-02-2009, 02:01 AM

isn't that what you just did?

**WereBo** · 07-02-2009, 06:20 AM

Oh yes, so I did

What was the topic, before that?

**Glaswegian** · 07-02-2009, 06:32 AM

Was there a topic?

**Glaswegian** · 07-02-2009, 06:32 AM

Was there a topic?

**WereBo** · 07-02-2009, 06:57 AM

Are you experimenting with 'Stereo-vision', Glas?

**sandman55** · 07-02-2009, 07:01 AM

Does his Stereo-vision include a top pic?

**zuluclayman** · 07-02-2009, 07:18 AM

or is there just a red pic and a green pic?

**Glaswegian** · 07-02-2009, 02:57 PM

Did I post twice earlier today or is there an echo in here?

**WereBo** · 07-02-2009, 05:28 PM

Is there an echo in here?

JohnthePilot · 07-03-2009, 04:02 AM

Did that sound like an echo?

**Dragoen** · 07-03-2009, 05:07 AM

What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

**WereBo** · 07-03-2009, 05:27 AM

Did you write that from your Dragoen-cave?? If so, it must be a big one

**sandman55** · 07-03-2009, 05:51 AM

Was that Seagoon is he a member here?

**WereBo** · 07-03-2009, 09:54 AM

Isn't it a bit late for him to join?

**zuluclayman** · 07-04-2009, 12:19 AM

isn't it always better late than never?

**WereBo** · 07-04-2009, 05:17 AM

Even if it means digging his coffin up?

**zuluclayman** · 07-04-2009, 06:34 AM

Bloodnok! How far are we from the pole now? three inches - we'll never get there tonight will we?

**sandman55** · 07-04-2009, 07:53 AM

Will he smell?

07-01-2009, 07:37 AM	#2301 (permalink)
sandman55 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 5,528 OS: WinXP Pro SP3	Re: Game: Questions Only v. Happy Days Was it Kevin? Kevin was always bragging about how unreal and popular he was and one day he said to his boss, "You know, I reckon I know just about everyone there is to know. Just name someone and I probably know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, and said, "OK, Kevin, how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Kevin and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Hey! Kevin! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Kevin's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Kevin that he thinks Kevin's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Kevin says. "President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Kevin says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Kevin on the tour and motions him over, saying, "Kevin, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and lets have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Kevin, who again implores him to name one more, anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Kevin. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Kevin and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Kevin says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go up, and he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Kevin emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Kevin returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Kevin asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who the heck is that on the balcony with Kevin?" __________________ Charlotte at the beach

07-01-2009, 09:39 AM	#2302 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,482 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Game: Questions Only v. Happy Days ..... How can I follow that with a question??? __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

07-02-2009, 02:01 AM	#2303 (permalink)
zuluclayman Design Team Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Newcastle, Australia Posts: 3,049 OS: Windows Vista Home Premium My System	Re: Game: Questions Only v. Happy Days isn't that what you just did? __________________ AutoGordianKnot Audacity K-Lite codec pack Irfan View GSpot TSF Photographer's Corner

07-02-2009, 06:20 AM	#2304 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,482 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Game: Questions Only v. Happy Days Oh yes, so I did What was the topic, before that? __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

07-02-2009, 06:32 AM	#2305 (permalink)
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07-02-2009, 06:57 AM	#2307 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,482 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Game: Questions Only v. Happy Days Are you experimenting with 'Stereo-vision', Glas? __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

07-02-2009, 07:01 AM	#2308 (permalink)
sandman55 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 5,528 OS: WinXP Pro SP3	Re: Game: Questions Only v. Happy Days Does his Stereo-vision include a top pic? __________________ Charlotte at the beach

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Glaswegian Moderator/ Rangemaster TSF Academy; Analyst, Security Team; Oor Wullie; TSF Surgeon and Resident Comic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Glasgow Posts: 25,499 OS: Win XP Pro SP3 / Win 7 Pro My System Blog Entries: 10	Re: Game: Questions Only v. Happy Days Did I post twice earlier today or is there an echo in here? __________________ Iain - Defender of the Haggis and all things Scottish. I don't help by PM - post in the Forums. PC Safety & Security::PC running a bit slow?::Donate::Photographers Corner

07-02-2009, 05:28 PM	#2311 (permalink)
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07-03-2009, 04:02 AM	#2312 (permalink)
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07-03-2009, 05:27 AM	#2314 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,482 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Game: Questions Only v. Happy Days Did you write that from your Dragoen-cave?? If so, it must be a big one __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

07-03-2009, 05:51 AM	#2315 (permalink)
sandman55 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 5,528 OS: WinXP Pro SP3	Re: Game: Questions Only v. Happy Days Was that Seagoon is he a member here? __________________ Charlotte at the beach

07-03-2009, 09:54 AM	#2316 (permalink)
WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,482 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Game: Questions Only v. Happy Days Isn't it a bit late for him to join? __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

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WereBo Resident Village Idiot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SE London, UK Posts: 14,482 OS: Win-7, XP-Pro SP3 My System	Re: Game: Questions Only v. Happy Days Even if it means digging his coffin up? __________________ I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

07-04-2009, 06:34 AM	#2319 (permalink)
zuluclayman Design Team Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Newcastle, Australia Posts: 3,049 OS: Windows Vista Home Premium My System	Re: Game: Questions Only v. Happy Days Bloodnok! How far are we from the pole now? three inches - we'll never get there tonight will we? __________________ AutoGordianKnot Audacity K-Lite codec pack Irfan View GSpot TSF Photographer's Corner

07-04-2009, 07:53 AM	#2320 (permalink)
sandman55 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 5,528 OS: WinXP Pro SP3	Re: Game: Questions Only v. Happy Days Will he smell? __________________ Charlotte at the beach