The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome!

**Glaswegian** · 11-16-2007, 06:27 AM

Dr Sinc and I, with our accountant GrumpyGit have moved to new premises.

We are open for business - any ailments, come in and see us for a consultation.

**1 g0t 0wn3d** · 11-16-2007, 06:30 AM

This a joke?

**Glaswegian** · 11-16-2007, 06:42 AM

Certainly not. Now, what seems to be the problem? Are you in pain?

**1 g0t 0wn3d** · 11-16-2007, 06:52 AM

Oh well i could ask what is the most effective way to pop your back i have not been able to in like 3 years

DonaldG · 11-16-2007, 07:09 AM

Do you do obstetrics work on pirates?

**grumpygit** · 11-16-2007, 09:30 AM

We do all medical work on anyone.
As long as they have enough cash.

@Dr Glas. Very nice job on the new surgery. John will be glad we didn't waste his money.

ebackhus · 11-16-2007, 10:01 AM

I want my right eye to be repaired. I can't discern objects but I can see in the ultraviolet spectrum. I want the sharpness I once had with with the addition of a laser and keeping the UV sensory.

Do you have the technology?

**Glaswegian** · 11-16-2007, 01:13 PM

We can do anything here, whether or not technology is available. Just lie down there and we'll have you fixed in no time. GG - make sure he pays beforewe begin...

ebackhus · 11-16-2007, 01:42 PM

Here's my gold.

**grumpygit** · 11-16-2007, 01:47 PM

That'll do nicely.

Off you go Dr. Glas.

By the way, what happened to Dr Deck?

**Glaswegian** · 11-16-2007, 02:48 PM

He's on a sabbatical, in South America I believe.

Right, let's get this eye sorted - we did bring our replacement parts with us, didn't we?

**grumpygit** · 11-16-2007, 04:11 PM

erm.. wait a minute.

*leaves surgery*

*returns carrying blood soaked sack*

Yes, we have all your equipment and spare parts.

**gistek** · 11-16-2007, 04:17 PM

*follows gg from previous thread*

I'll just take that stuff back where it belongs.

You are all in violation of your no-compete clause. We'll consider not pressing charges if you all come back at halfpay.

**grumpygit** · 11-16-2007, 04:29 PM

I wrote the contracts.
If you examine them under a microscope you will find the very very small print that covers this situation.
That clause only applies to people competing against Dr Glas, Dr Sinc and myself (and Dr Deck if he returns from South America).

sinclair_tm · 11-16-2007, 07:57 PM

kudos to you gg. i'm glad dr. glas recruited you. but i just remembered we forgot igor! wait, or is he with dr. deck?

**sandman55** · 11-16-2007, 09:44 PM

I don't want anything for myself because I feel fine but there is an old man in the mirror that I see every day and I wonder if you could give him a boost because the poor old fella is getting older every day.

sinclair_tm · 11-16-2007, 10:30 PM

wow a classic example of being beside oneself. i believe a merger is in order.

**sandman55** · 11-17-2007, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sinclair_tm

wow a classic example of being beside oneself. i believe a merger is in order.

Hey I don't want to be merged with that old wrinkly!!! I want to be cool and smooth like me

**Glaswegian** · 11-17-2007, 10:38 AM

The only way you'll be cool and smooth is if we freeze you. Have you paid yet?

sinclair_tm · 11-17-2007, 05:34 PM

i found a freezer, so as soon as gg gives us the green light, we're good to go.

11-16-2007, 06:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
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ebackhus Manager, Design Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: SATX Posts: 14,236 OS: WinXP Pro SP3/Windows 7 RTM My System Blog Entries: 28	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! I want my right eye to be repaired. I can't discern objects but I can see in the ultraviolet spectrum. I want the sharpness I once had with with the addition of a laser and keeping the UV sensory. Do you have the technology? __________________ ----------------------------- There are no dumb questions, unless a customer is asking them. Help in the fight against cancer and other serious illnesses.

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ebackhus Manager, Design Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: SATX Posts: 14,236 OS: WinXP Pro SP3/Windows 7 RTM My System Blog Entries: 28	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! Here's my gold. __________________ ----------------------------- There are no dumb questions, unless a customer is asking them. Help in the fight against cancer and other serious illnesses.

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grumpygit T-Shirt Winner Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: hertford, england Posts: 4,724 OS: win xp pro sp3 My System Blog Entries: 2	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! That'll do nicely. Off you go Dr. Glas. By the way, what happened to Dr Deck? __________________ Grumpygit

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Glaswegian Moderator/ Rangemaster TSF Academy; Analyst, Security Team; Oor Wullie; TSF Surgeon and Resident Comic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Glasgow Posts: 25,382 OS: Win XP Pro SP3 / Win 7 Pro My System Blog Entries: 10	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! He's on a sabbatical, in South America I believe. Right, let's get this eye sorted - we did bring our replacement parts with us, didn't we? __________________ Iain - Defender of the Haggis and all things Scottish. I don't help by PM - post in the Forums. PC Safety & Security::PC running a bit slow?::Donate::Photographers Corner

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grumpygit T-Shirt Winner Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: hertford, england Posts: 4,724 OS: win xp pro sp3 My System Blog Entries: 2	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! erm.. wait a minute. leaves surgery returns carrying blood soaked sack Yes, we have all your equipment and spare parts. __________________ Grumpygit

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gistek Folding Along Join Date: May 2007 Location: PA, USA Posts: 1,896 OS: Bobbi=xp, sp3 Muse=Vista Home Premium	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! follows gg from previous thread I'll just take that stuff back where it belongs. You are all in violation of your no-compete clause. We'll consider not pressing charges if you all come back at halfpay. __________________ I am not a computer professional, My advice comes from personal experience and/or friends who are computer professionals. Learn By Doing Un-versity Interested in Search and Rescue? Check out the Civil Air Patrol. Come Fold with us. TSF Folding@Home Team

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grumpygit T-Shirt Winner Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: hertford, england Posts: 4,724 OS: win xp pro sp3 My System Blog Entries: 2	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! I wrote the contracts. If you examine them under a microscope you will find the very very small print that covers this situation. That clause only applies to people competing against Dr Glas, Dr Sinc and myself (and Dr Deck if he returns from South America). __________________ Grumpygit

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sandman55 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 5,515 OS: WinXP Pro SP3	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! I don't want anything for myself because I feel fine but there is an old man in the mirror that I see every day and I wonder if you could give him a boost because the poor old fella is getting older every day.

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