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Old 11-16-2007, 06:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dr Sinc and I, with our accountant GrumpyGit have moved to new premises.

We are open for business - any ailments, come in and see us for a consultation.
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Old 11-16-2007, 06:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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This a joke?
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Old 11-16-2007, 06:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Certainly not. Now, what seems to be the problem? Are you in pain?
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Old 11-16-2007, 06:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh well i could ask what is the most effective way to pop your back i have not been able to in like 3 years
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Do you do obstetrics work on pirates?
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We do all medical work on anyone.
As long as they have enough cash.

@Dr Glas. Very nice job on the new surgery. John will be glad we didn't waste his money.
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I want my right eye to be repaired. I can't discern objects but I can see in the ultraviolet spectrum. I want the sharpness I once had with with the addition of a laser and keeping the UV sensory.

Do you have the technology?
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We can do anything here, whether or not technology is available. Just lie down there and we'll have you fixed in no time. GG - make sure he pays beforewe begin...
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Here's my gold.

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That'll do nicely.

Off you go Dr. Glas.

By the way, what happened to Dr Deck?
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He's on a sabbatical, in South America I believe.

Right, let's get this eye sorted - we did bring our replacement parts with us, didn't we?
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erm.. wait a minute.

*leaves surgery*

*returns carrying blood soaked sack*

Yes, we have all your equipment and spare parts.
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*follows gg from previous thread*

I'll just take that stuff back where it belongs.

You are all in violation of your no-compete clause. We'll consider not pressing charges if you all come back at halfpay.
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I wrote the contracts.
If you examine them under a microscope you will find the very very small print that covers this situation.
That clause only applies to people competing against Dr Glas, Dr Sinc and myself (and Dr Deck if he returns from South America).
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kudos to you gg. i'm glad dr. glas recruited you. but i just remembered we forgot igor! wait, or is he with dr. deck?
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I don't want anything for myself because I feel fine but there is an old man in the mirror that I see every day and I wonder if you could give him a boost because the poor old fella is getting older every day.
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wow a classic example of being beside oneself. i believe a merger is in order.
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Hey I don't want to be merged with that old wrinkly!!! I want to be cool and smooth like me
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The only way you'll be cool and smooth is if we freeze you. Have you paid yet?
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i found a freezer, so as soon as gg gives us the green light, we're good to go.
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