The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! - Page 51

**Glaswegian** · 03-02-2008, 02:19 PM

X - you are fine - if you just get up now and walk..erm crawl around for a while, everything will be fine.

DJ - what's a refund? Is that a medical term?

deejay100six · 03-02-2008, 04:46 PM

One would assume so since you've never heard of it!

Butcher!

**Direct Current** · 03-02-2008, 08:34 PM

Hello deejay100six, having any luck with win 98, I did with the help of MS upgrage programs and boy didn't know Win 98 could run so fast, had to tie it down to a few patients with tooth decade, they are a bit big to bring in here for surgry thought and have a tremindous food habit, we wouldn't have any patient uh.. and doctors left. They all have the same names T-rex Convorous, but I am not concern though, I have a friend that keeps them at bay. He is so good, I made him a perment guest.

Hay Jack.Sparrow, maybe you can sail your ship around the cost of New Guiney and do some exploring may offer them a part in the next pirate movie might appease their desire to have you for dinner. Heard they have some good treasure ship there, that is if you can stay alive!

BTW, U-ALL can have the chain saw I have some new toys.

Quick question?? Can you copy Outlook express 6.0 on to a CD and transfer it to copy to another computer like Win 98), question two any one have copies of Dos with a GWBasc compiler.

**XtabbedoutX** · 03-02-2008, 08:43 PM

:::::::::Rolls Out of Surgery::::::::

:::::::::Mumbling:::::::::: "This is crap, Last time I use a discount surgeon."

:::::::::Thinks to self::::::: Why do I have 3 arms and 1 leg?

JohnthePilot · 03-02-2008, 09:18 PM

You should have come to the Old Surgery.

**Glaswegian** · 03-03-2008, 06:49 AM

And that's a better option??????

**grumpygit** · 03-03-2008, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XtabbedoutX

:::::::::Rolls Out of Surgery::::::::

:::::::::Mumbling:::::::::: "This is crap, Last time I use a discount surgeon."

:::::::::Thinks to self::::::: Why do I have 3 arms and 1 leg?

How can you call Dr Glas a discount surgeon? We have never given discount to anyone.
Because of our special credit scheme, most of our customers will be paying for their surgery for the rest of their lives

Don't worry about the extra arm, it's so you can scratch those hard to reach places. No extra charge.

**XtabbedoutX** · 03-03-2008, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpygit

How can you call Dr Glas a discount surgeon? We have never given discount to anyone.
Because of our special credit scheme, most of our customers will be paying for their surgery for the rest of their lives

So your business model for billing is the same as any other hospital.

**grumpygit** · 03-03-2008, 08:02 AM

Absolutely correct.
How else are we supposed to make an exceptionally good profit?

**Glaswegian** · 03-03-2008, 03:12 PM

Some patients just don't appreciate the expensive holidays the staff need - especially after working on such complicated cases...

JohnthePilot · 03-03-2008, 03:16 PM

...of your own making I'd like to point out.

**grumpygit** · 03-03-2008, 03:33 PM

And what's wrong with that?
Symantec create complicated problems and then charge to help sort them out.
Why can't we?

**sandman55** · 03-03-2008, 06:02 PM

I think I should be booking in for my free service and oil change and don't you torsion the head bolts after the first 1000 kilometres?

**Glaswegian** · 03-04-2008, 05:07 AM

Any particular brand of oil? How about linseed for a change? We'll switch to new plastic bolts - less oiling needed.

JohnthePilot · 03-04-2008, 06:46 AM

I suppose you'll use the change as a reason for charging for what should be a free service.

**grumpygit** · 03-04-2008, 07:12 AM

Sorry, no free service, the 2X4B-523P is out of warranty.

**Glaswegian** · 03-04-2008, 10:22 AM

Free service? Never heard of the term - is that an NHS thing?

**sandman55** · 03-04-2008, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpygit

Sorry, no free service, the 2X4B-523P is out of warranty.

I was out of warranty before you constructed me you used obsolete parts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glaswegian

Free service? Never heard of the term - is that an NHS thing?

There is always a free first service. Next you will be giving me a D.I.Y. instruction sheet but my eproms are blanked.

**Glaswegian** · 03-05-2008, 06:40 AM

Wrong - here, there is never any free service. Simple as that. Now please pass your credit card to Mr Git and then I can get started.

**Direct Current** · 03-05-2008, 10:45 PM

Hay Sandman, I think JTP was right, you should have come to the old surgery room first our price includes five year warranty, free up grades for the first two year part and labor them adjusted price for the remaining years. 100,000 mile discount oil change. Also we have ad-ons to fit your needs. We build your parts while you wait.

03-02-2008, 02:19 PM	#1001 (permalink)
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03-02-2008, 04:46 PM	#1002 (permalink)
deejay100six Tech, Microsoft Support Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Doncaster, England. Posts: 2,919 OS: win xp pro sp2 My System	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! One would assume so since you've never heard of it! Butcher! __________________ Regards, Dave. If it ain't broke, don't fix it..

03-02-2008, 08:43 PM	#1004 (permalink)
XtabbedoutX TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma City Posts: 1,189 OS: Server 2K3 R2 SP 2, Server 2K SP4, XP PRO SP 3, Mac OS X 10.5, iPhone My System	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! :::::::::Rolls Out of Surgery:::::::: :::::::::Mumbling:::::::::: "This is crap, Last time I use a discount surgeon." :::::::::Thinks to self::::::: Why do I have 3 arms and 1 leg?

03-02-2008, 09:18 PM	#1005 (permalink)
JohnthePilot Manager, TSF Articles Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cheltenham, near Wales. Posts: 30,929 OS: XP Home SP3, PCLinux, Vista Home Premium SP1 My System Blog Entries: 1	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! You should have come to the Old Surgery. __________________ Submit New Articles Here If you feel that TSF has helped you please make a donationand help to keep the forum free Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon Folding@Home - Team 85015

03-03-2008, 06:49 AM	#1006 (permalink)
Glaswegian Moderator/ Rangemaster TSF Academy; Analyst, Security Team; Oor Wullie; TSF Surgeon and Resident Comic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Glasgow Posts: 25,505 OS: Win XP Pro SP3 / Win 7 Pro My System Blog Entries: 10	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! And that's a better option?????? __________________ Iain - Defender of the Haggis and all things Scottish. I don't help by PM - post in the Forums. PC Safety & Security::PC running a bit slow?::Donate::Photographers Corner

03-03-2008, 08:02 AM	#1009 (permalink)
grumpygit T-Shirt Winner Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: hertford, england Posts: 4,746 OS: win xp pro sp3 My System Blog Entries: 2	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! Absolutely correct. How else are we supposed to make an exceptionally good profit? __________________ Grumpygit

03-03-2008, 03:12 PM	#1010 (permalink)
Glaswegian Moderator/ Rangemaster TSF Academy; Analyst, Security Team; Oor Wullie; TSF Surgeon and Resident Comic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Glasgow Posts: 25,505 OS: Win XP Pro SP3 / Win 7 Pro My System Blog Entries: 10	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! Some patients just don't appreciate the expensive holidays the staff need - especially after working on such complicated cases... __________________ Iain - Defender of the Haggis and all things Scottish. I don't help by PM - post in the Forums. PC Safety & Security::PC running a bit slow?::Donate::Photographers Corner

03-03-2008, 03:16 PM	#1011 (permalink)
JohnthePilot Manager, TSF Articles Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cheltenham, near Wales. Posts: 30,929 OS: XP Home SP3, PCLinux, Vista Home Premium SP1 My System Blog Entries: 1	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! ...of your own making I'd like to point out. __________________ Submit New Articles Here If you feel that TSF has helped you please make a donationand help to keep the forum free Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon Folding@Home - Team 85015

03-03-2008, 03:33 PM	#1012 (permalink)
grumpygit T-Shirt Winner Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: hertford, england Posts: 4,746 OS: win xp pro sp3 My System Blog Entries: 2	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! And what's wrong with that? Symantec create complicated problems and then charge to help sort them out. Why can't we? __________________ Grumpygit

03-03-2008, 06:02 PM	#1013 (permalink)
sandman55 TSF Enthusiast Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 5,530 OS: WinXP Pro SP3	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! I think I should be booking in for my free service and oil change and don't you torsion the head bolts after the first 1000 kilometres? __________________ Charlotte at the beach

03-04-2008, 05:07 AM	#1014 (permalink)
Glaswegian Moderator/ Rangemaster TSF Academy; Analyst, Security Team; Oor Wullie; TSF Surgeon and Resident Comic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Glasgow Posts: 25,505 OS: Win XP Pro SP3 / Win 7 Pro My System Blog Entries: 10	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! Any particular brand of oil? How about linseed for a change? We'll switch to new plastic bolts - less oiling needed. __________________ Iain - Defender of the Haggis and all things Scottish. I don't help by PM - post in the Forums. PC Safety & Security::PC running a bit slow?::Donate::Photographers Corner

03-04-2008, 06:46 AM	#1015 (permalink)
JohnthePilot Manager, TSF Articles Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cheltenham, near Wales. Posts: 30,929 OS: XP Home SP3, PCLinux, Vista Home Premium SP1 My System Blog Entries: 1	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! I suppose you'll use the change as a reason for charging for what should be a free service. __________________ Submit New Articles Here If you feel that TSF has helped you please make a donationand help to keep the forum free Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon Folding@Home - Team 85015

03-04-2008, 07:12 AM	#1016 (permalink)
grumpygit T-Shirt Winner Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: hertford, england Posts: 4,746 OS: win xp pro sp3 My System Blog Entries: 2	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! Sorry, no free service, the 2X4B-523P is out of warranty. __________________ Grumpygit

03-04-2008, 10:22 AM	#1017 (permalink)
Glaswegian Moderator/ Rangemaster TSF Academy; Analyst, Security Team; Oor Wullie; TSF Surgeon and Resident Comic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Glasgow Posts: 25,505 OS: Win XP Pro SP3 / Win 7 Pro My System Blog Entries: 10	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! Free service? Never heard of the term - is that an NHS thing? __________________ Iain - Defender of the Haggis and all things Scottish. I don't help by PM - post in the Forums. PC Safety & Security::PC running a bit slow?::Donate::Photographers Corner

03-05-2008, 06:40 AM	#1019 (permalink)
Glaswegian Moderator/ Rangemaster TSF Academy; Analyst, Security Team; Oor Wullie; TSF Surgeon and Resident Comic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Glasgow Posts: 25,505 OS: Win XP Pro SP3 / Win 7 Pro My System Blog Entries: 10	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! Wrong - here, there is never any free service. Simple as that. Now please pass your credit card to Mr Git and then I can get started. __________________ Iain - Defender of the Haggis and all things Scottish. I don't help by PM - post in the Forums. PC Safety & Security::PC running a bit slow?::Donate::Photographers Corner