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Old 11-22-2007, 12:49 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Money. money. money. Is that all this is to you? Have you no compassion for your poor, suffering patients?
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Old 11-22-2007, 12:56 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome!

I have a bad knee from an accident 3 yrs ago but I will suffer with it at long as I can walk. I'm scared of knee and back surgeries, heard too many horror stories.

Does Glas' clinic remind anyone of the movie HOSTEL?
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Old 11-22-2007, 01:00 PM   #63 (permalink)
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I have a bad knee from an accident 3 yrs ago but I will suffer with it at long as I can walk. I'm scared of knee and back surgeries, heard too many horror stories.
So am I but after putting up with it for ten years I've had enough. I wouldn't trust this shower to do it though.

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we're in the movies? well then, gg please find out where our royalties are going?
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we're in the movies? well then, gg please find out where our royalties are going?
Indeed - the royalties from the Saw series have come through OK...
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All royalties are being held in a swiss account, ready for any short notice 'holidays' that may be needed.
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I've just 'acquired' a couple of 40 gallon drums of discarded blood - Do you quacks ... I mean Doctors want it.

I even have a fine sieve to remove the lumps I will throw in FOC.

If you can't use it for transfusions, you can always set up a black pudding factory as a side line...
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We don't need any more blood, thanks.

For transfusions we just mop the floor and pour it back in.

I like the black pudding idea, but i dont think i can get a scotsman and three americans to agree.

That reminds me, anybody seen Dr Deck or IGOR?
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I LOVE black pudding! I'm guessing that maybe Igor is with Dr Decks?
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They must be enjoying Rio.
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thats what i said a few days ago, that igor must be with dr. decks. but for the pudding idea, if dr. glas was to do that on the side, he's more than welcome to.
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Its an obvious sideline to go for.
It involves lots of blood and theres something to sell or eat at the end of it.

Does anyone know how to make black pudding?
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http://thefoody.com/meat/blackpudding.html

Note that it says Pig, Lamb or Goose blood. NOT human blood.
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What use is that recipe if we can't use human blood?
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I don't suppose a little thing like that will worry the good doctor.
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Note that it says Pig, Lamb or Goose blood. NOT human blood.
C'mon! Think outside the square - Local variations to recipes are accepted.

All you have to do is add a little extra fat, salt and lots of pepper. no one will notice the difference.

Just imagine:
3 -4 slices deep fried blood puddings, accompanied by a couple of fried eggs adorning 2 slices of fried toast with garlicked Field mushrooms, 2 wild boar sausages, a couple of lamb chops, garnished with some hash browns...
A very low cholesterol snack, recommended eating between meals.


...burp...
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Enough talk about food....*dribbles at the mouth*

There are patients waiting to be treated...
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Treated with what? Or do you mean given a treat?
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If you lay still for five minutes Dr Sinc is waiting to install your two new brains you keep asking for.
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I'm starting to think a tongue removal might be needed for this pai...patient...
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