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[Glaswegian]

Lol - we have gas here?

DC - sounds like you may need to update your Java

http://java.sun.com/javase/downloads/index.jsp

[Cathy95820]

Dr. Glas, please check my vocabulary lesson from my online class "Medical Transcription, Ya Gotta Know The Lingo, for Dummies"

Benign................What you be after you be eight.

Artery................The study of paintings.

Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.

Barium................What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.

Cat scan...............Searching for kitty.

Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her.

Colic.................A sheep dog.

Coma..................A punctuation mark.

D & C.................Where Washington is.

Dilate................To live long.

Enema.................Not a friend.

Fester................Quicker than someone else.

Fibula................A small lie.

Genital...............Non-Jewish person.

G.I. Series...........World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail..............What you hang your coat on.

Impotent..............Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain............Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane.

Morbid................A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates..............Cheaper than day rates.

Node..................Was aware of

Outpatient.... .......A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear..... .......A fatherhood test.

Pelvis................Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative........A letter carrier.

Recovery Room.........Place to do upholstery.

Rectum................Darn near killed him.

Secretion.............Hiding something.

Seizure...............Roman emperor.

Tablet................A small table.

Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the Bus Station

Tumor.................More than one.

Urine.................Opposite of you're out.

Varicose..............Near by/close by.

Vein..................Conceited.

[WereBo]

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[Direct Current]

I want to protest the facts that she rip that off the side of my Nation Treasure dog protected by Jame Bond taking a shower. and and ~~~~~~~ I lost my punch line, o well that is a good one Cathy, complements to the chief. I had to make a copy of that one. You would make a good Secret Agent!!! The movie was bad,by the way.

Hay Glas which one do I use??? Woop's please excuse, I went to the download but which on old O B one.?

[Glaswegian]

DC - use the one at the top of the page:

Java SE Runtime Environment (JRE) 6 Update 10

Choose your system type and agree to the license.


Here's my normal set of instructions for users:

• Click on the link to download Windows Offline Installation and save the file to your desktop.
• Close any programs you may have running - especially your web browser.
• Go to Start > Settings > Control Panel, double-click on Add/Remove Programs and remove all older versions of Java.
• Check (highlight) any item with Java Runtime Environment (JRE or J2SE) in the name.
• Click the Remove or Change/Remove button.
• Repeat as many times as necessary to remove each Java versions.
• Reboot your computer once all Java components are removed.
• Then from your desktop double-click on jre-6u10-windows-i586-p.exe to install the newest version.

After the install is complete, go into the Control Panel (using Classic View) and double-click the Java Icon. (looks like a coffee cup)

• On the General tab, under Temporary Internet Files, click the Settings button.
• Next, click on the Delete Files button
• There are two options in the window to clear the cache - Leave BOTH Checked
  • Applications and Applets
    Trace and Log Files
• Click OK on Delete Temporary Files Window
  Note: This deletes ALL the Downloaded Applications and Applets from the CACHE.
• Click OK to leave the Temporary Files Window
• Click OK to leave the Java Control Panel.

[Direct Current]

--- Hay Glas, Me no understand English I can only understand only two word Add & remove --- I understand how to add Gas but I had a hard time trying to remove it, so I took a nail and hammer it Thur and then watch it run out, now it want crank?!*[]/~ do that mean I squad-up?

On the lighter side of the news; Hay Cathy-- you for got Emergency room-- take a number and wait room!

And even on the lighter side of the lighter side of the news Garfield has become ruler of Scott land and is now formally protesting the UN that there is to much CC salt in the haggis.