The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! - Page 11

**Jack.Sparrow** · 12-01-2007, 04:30 AM

Have I been taken out in a body bag, put into a coffin and thrown out to sea? (it's a good thing if I have...)

**grumpygit** · 12-01-2007, 05:46 AM

I think you'll find you are in the recovery room, first on the left.

sinclair_tm · 12-01-2007, 11:34 AM

yes, you should find that you once have everything you came in with, except your wallet of course. but why as to not knowing where you are, well, thats something i can't fix.

**grumpygit** · 12-01-2007, 11:38 AM

We could fit a SATNAV for a small fee.

**Glaswegian** · 12-01-2007, 01:45 PM

Is that a new line GG?

Last I heard was that all TomTom satnavs had been recalled because none of them showed England in Europe...

**Jack.Sparrow** · 12-01-2007, 03:09 PM

I'll have to decline that Sat Nav offer, my compass works fine for me

Also, you'll probably find no money in my wallet, but I'm taking your word that everything is back to normal, so here's what it due to you guys.

It was a .... horror meeting you guys, hoping we never meet in the future.

Now, where's that damn door...?

**grumpygit** · 12-01-2007, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Glaswegian

Is that a new line GG?

Last I heard was that all TomTom satnavs had been recalled because none of them showed England in Europe...

England not in europe? Sounds good to me.
Can't we just agree with TomTom?

**EnglishPaul** · 12-02-2007, 10:23 AM

Did someone say England?

Where am I?

Why can't I move?

Excuse me, I don't seem to be able to move!

Don't I need anesthetic before you use that knife?

... is that not a meat cleaver!

**grumpygit** · 12-02-2007, 11:17 AM

Erm.. Dr Sinc. Where are you fitting that tail? The patient shouldn't be able to see what you're doing, if you're fitting it in the normal place.

JohnthePilot · 12-02-2007, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack.Sparrow

Now, where's that damn door...?

How many times do I have to warn victims that there are no handles on the inside of the doors?

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Originally Posted by EnglishPaul

Did someone say England?

Where am I? Isn't your SAT/NAV working?

Why can't I move? Because you've been sewn to the bed?

Excuse me, I don't seem to be able to move! Could also be restraint straps.

Don't I need anesthetic before you use that knife? Too expensive for these cheapskates.

... is that not a meat cleaver! More than likely. Think yourself lucky; it could have been a chainsaw.

**dm01** · 12-02-2007, 11:38 AM

Come to think of it, my knee has been acting up lately. She never has been quite right since my first incident with ice and stairs. How much for a fix?

**EnglishPaul** · 12-02-2007, 11:44 AM

Help me, Jack Sparrow. They're fitting me with one of Donald's sheep tails! And I'm worried about what they will remove to make space for it.

dm run, no hobble while you can!

JohnthePilot · 12-02-2007, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dm01

Come to think of it, my knee has been acting up lately. She never has been quite right since my first incident with ice and stairs. How much for a fix?

From what I've seen the going rate seems to be an arm and a leg. As you then won't need your knee doing, why bother in the first place?

**grumpygit** · 12-02-2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by dm01

Come to think of it, my knee has been acting up lately. She never has been quite right since my first incident with ice and stairs. How much for a fix?

Just sit down over hear, next to these gas bottles and we will discuss money in a while.

**Glaswegian** · 12-02-2007, 02:50 PM

Who broke the chainsaw? What am I supposed to use now?

**grumpygit** · 12-02-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Glaswegian

Who broke the chainsaw? What am I supposed to use now?

Sorry Dr. I had to use it to escape from the old surgery. Would this circular saw be ok?

**dm01** · 12-02-2007, 03:55 PM

Sure thing, doc. What's your anaesthesia? I'm resistant to chloroform and isoflourane.

I got all the money you'll need right here. *reaches into pocket.

DonaldG · 12-02-2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Glaswegian

Who broke the chainsaw? What am I supposed to use now?

Did you not get the kit I sent to you some time ago?

See items 4 & 5 in my:
http://www.techsupportforum.com/relaxation-room/offline/195748-new-tsf-surgery-all-welcome-2.html#23

**grumpygit** · 12-02-2007, 03:58 PM

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What's your anaesthesia?

Large Hammer is our preferred method.

JohnthePilot · 12-02-2007, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dm01

I got all the money you'll need right here. *reaches into pocket.

Never let them know how much you've got. They'll take every last penny.

12-01-2007, 04:30 AM	#201 (permalink)
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12-01-2007, 11:38 AM	#204 (permalink)
grumpygit T-Shirt Winner Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: hertford, england Posts: 4,746 OS: win xp pro sp3 My System Blog Entries: 2	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! We could fit a SATNAV for a small fee. __________________ Grumpygit

12-01-2007, 01:45 PM	#205 (permalink)
Glaswegian Moderator/ Rangemaster TSF Academy; Analyst, Security Team; Oor Wullie; TSF Surgeon and Resident Comic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Glasgow Posts: 25,482 OS: Win XP Pro SP3 / Win 7 Pro My System Blog Entries: 10	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! Is that a new line GG? Last I heard was that all TomTom satnavs had been recalled because none of them showed England in Europe... __________________ Iain - Defender of the Haggis and all things Scottish. I don't help by PM - post in the Forums. PC Safety & Security::PC running a bit slow?::Donate::Photographers Corner

12-01-2007, 03:09 PM	#206 (permalink)
Jack.Sparrow Resident Pirate Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Qld, Aus Posts: 17,867 OS: XP SP3/Vista SP1 My System Blog Entries: 6	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! I'll have to decline that Sat Nav offer, my compass works fine for me Also, you'll probably find no money in my wallet, but I'm taking your word that everything is back to normal, so here's what it due to you guys. It was a .... horror meeting you guys, hoping we never meet in the future. Now, where's that damn door...? __________________ //PC Wizard//Speedfan//Can you run it?//Posting Screenshots//Posting System Specs//Donations//

12-02-2007, 10:23 AM	#208 (permalink)
EnglishPaul Still no avatar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Sheffield Posts: 1,314 OS: XP SP2 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! Did someone say England? Where am I? Why can't I move? Excuse me, I don't seem to be able to move! Don't I need anesthetic before you use that knife? ... is that not a meat cleaver!

12-02-2007, 11:17 AM	#209 (permalink)
grumpygit T-Shirt Winner Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: hertford, england Posts: 4,746 OS: win xp pro sp3 My System Blog Entries: 2	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! Erm.. Dr Sinc. Where are you fitting that tail? The patient shouldn't be able to see what you're doing, if you're fitting it in the normal place. __________________ Grumpygit

12-02-2007, 11:38 AM	#211 (permalink)
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12-02-2007, 11:44 AM	#212 (permalink)
EnglishPaul Still no avatar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Sheffield Posts: 1,314 OS: XP SP2 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! Help me, Jack Sparrow. They're fitting me with one of Donald's sheep tails! And I'm worried about what they will remove to make space for it. dm run, no hobble while you can!

12-02-2007, 02:50 PM	#215 (permalink)
Glaswegian Moderator/ Rangemaster TSF Academy; Analyst, Security Team; Oor Wullie; TSF Surgeon and Resident Comic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Glasgow Posts: 25,482 OS: Win XP Pro SP3 / Win 7 Pro My System Blog Entries: 10	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! Who broke the chainsaw? What am I supposed to use now? __________________ Iain - Defender of the Haggis and all things Scottish. I don't help by PM - post in the Forums. PC Safety & Security::PC running a bit slow?::Donate::Photographers Corner

12-02-2007, 03:55 PM	#217 (permalink)
dm01 Moderator: Design Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond, B.C.; Canada Posts: 1,454 OS: Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600] SP3 \| Ubuntu Jaunty Jackalope \| Windows 7 BETA My System	Re: The New TSF Surgery - All Welcome! Sure thing, doc. What's your anaesthesia? I'm resistant to chloroform and isoflourane. I got all the money you'll need right here. reaches into pocket. __________________ Validate your Markup Validate your CSS Notepad++ Please use [html], [php], and [code] when posting code or markup.* I do not help by Private Message or e-mail. If for some reason I have over-looked a reply to a thread that I have previously replied to, then send me a message.