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Old 12-08-2007, 12:54 PM   #41 (permalink)
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[quote=DonaldG;1202379] Can I join the surgical team - I have my own bone saw an trepan. /QUOTE]




Sure the more the merrier. In fact, I'm looking for someone to take over this procedure. Seems I have to leave town for a couple of days. Nothing serious - just till the heat dies down and the husband, IRS, police (take your pick) moves on to another guy.
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Old 12-08-2007, 01:41 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2007, 03:46 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays

Ok, Dr. DonG, looks like you're in charge now.

You want me to hold this while you clip the alligator clips to the patient's nerves?
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Old 12-08-2007, 06:55 PM   #44 (permalink)
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I don't like the sound of this. He's Dr. Glas' delivery man.
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Old 12-09-2007, 04:24 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays

Just relax, JtP. This is a thread based story and could take a while to finish.

I went on a one-day mammoth hunt in another thread that lasted three months.
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Old 12-09-2007, 05:14 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Are you trying to tell me I'm not going to be fixed soon? Dr. Glas and GG are already extracting the urine about me coming back here for treatment.
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Haha - this place is a joke...

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You may laugh, but I'm sure that when Donald reads the manual he'll be able to take over from Yustr. Then we'll show you lot a thing or two.
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Then we'll show you lot a thing or two.
Like, extra limbs, bits not back where they should be, half torsos lying around....
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Pretty much like it was when you were running it then.
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Soon is a relative term.

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What are you connecting me to?
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You may laugh, but I'm sure that when Donald reads the manual ......

Read the manual? I try not to do that - It blocks free thinking.

I operate by shere instinct (& a bottle of gin)

Hmmmm - did he say Green was live - I wonder if his eyes will light up a 240vac?
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I'm outa here...
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Relax, JtP. I got a bunch of jump wires with alligator clips on both ends from the Ham shack and clipped them to the nerves from the brain.

All we need to do is clip them to your nerves and stuff everything into your skull. Kinda like wiring an outlet.
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I hope you know what you're doing, that's all.
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Any one got a spare 30 amp fuse?
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You're not thinking of connecting me to the mains. I hope.
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Not just yet - I'm using the trepan to drill a hole in the garage for the 3 phase power cable for the used operating table I just got hold of from the land fill site.

I'll be open for business soon - Emergencies excepted. Root canals done whilst you wait.
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Sure we have a head Surgeon, but he's the one under the knife!!
Forget the fuse just a nail!! and NO!!! you can not use my leg.


Time for a bowl of grits.

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