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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
[quote=DonaldG;1202379] Can I join the surgical team - I have my own bone saw an trepan. /QUOTE]
Sure the more the merrier. In fact, I'm looking for someone to take over this procedure. Seems I have to leave town for a couple of days. Nothing serious - just till the heat dies down and the husband, IRS, police (take your pick) moves on to another guy.
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If there are lawyers or politicians involved, logic may be a very poor tool for reaching a conclusion. Last edited by yustr; 12-08-2007 at 12:55 PM. |
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
Ok, Dr. DonG, looks like you're in charge now.
You want me to hold this while you clip the alligator clips to the patient's nerves?
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
I don't like the sound of this. He's Dr. Glas' delivery man.
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
Just relax, JtP. This is a thread based story and could take a while to finish.
I went on a one-day mammoth hunt in another thread that lasted three months.
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
Are you trying to tell me I'm not going to be fixed soon? Dr. Glas and GG are already extracting the urine about me coming back here for treatment.
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
Haha - this place is a joke...
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
You may laugh, but I'm sure that when Donald reads the manual he'll be able to take over from Yustr. Then we'll show you lot a thing or two.
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
Like, extra limbs, bits not back where they should be, half torsos lying around....
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
Pretty much like it was when you were running it then.
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
Soon is a relative term.
Now lie still while we connect the alligator clips. Dr. DonG, Red is right, black is left, yellow is video, and green is ground.
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
What are you connecting me to?
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
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Read the manual? I try not to do that - It blocks free thinking. I operate by shere instinct (& a bottle of gin) ![]() Hmmmm - did he say Green was live - I wonder if his eyes will light up a 240vac?
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
I'm outa here...
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
Relax, JtP. I got a bunch of jump wires with alligator clips on both ends from the Ham shack and clipped them to the nerves from the brain.
All we need to do is clip them to your nerves and stuff everything into your skull. Kinda like wiring an outlet.
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
I hope you know what you're doing, that's all.
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
Any one got a spare 30 amp fuse?
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
You're not thinking of connecting me to the mains. I hope.
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
Not just yet - I'm using the trepan to drill a hole in the garage for the 3 phase power cable for the used operating table I just got hold of from the land fill site.
I'll be open for business soon - Emergencies excepted. Root canals done whilst you wait.
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays
Sure we have a head Surgeon, but he's the one under the knife!!
Forget the fuse just a nail!! and NO!!! you can not use my leg. Time for a bowl of grits. Gistek, make sure it is 480 Vac outlet.
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