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Old 12-05-2007, 01:00 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays

JtP, Glad to see you're in safe hands.
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Old 12-05-2007, 03:12 PM   #22 (permalink)
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You can laugh. They can't be any worse than the butchers over there.
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Old 12-05-2007, 06:45 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Then here's a scalpel, lets get started.
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Old 12-07-2007, 06:07 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Sorry I was a little out of it yesterday. Did I miss all the good stuff? No? Great, I'll make the first cut...Oops
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Are you sure you've read that book properly?
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Old 12-07-2007, 07:48 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Oops? Forget something? Oh, I see. An ear's not such a problem. Here, I'll stitch it back on while you finish opening his head.
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Old 12-07-2007, 08:47 AM   #28 (permalink)
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OK I got it open...Hey everybody listen to this...

Hello... Hello... Hello... Hello... Hello... Hello... Hello...

Just a little brain surgeon humor.
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Old 12-07-2007, 09:27 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Will you please stop playing with my cranium and get on with the job?
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OK, let's see. The shin bone is connected to the knee bone. The knee bone is connected to the thigh bone. (By the way - I'm starting a new fraternity chapter here at TSF = I Felta Thigh. Care to join? Once you're back on your feet of course?)

Anyway. This won't take long. A little snip here and a tug there. Anybody seen my glasses? Gistek - swab please. Gistek? Gistek? Now where could she have got off to? Assistants - geez. Here JtP hold this while I go find my nurse. I shouldn't be long.
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Hey, you can't just leave me like this.
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Bet you wish you'd stayed with the real doctors...

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Re: The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy Holidays

Here I am Dr yustr, sorry, RL is giving me problems. Being laid off is getting to be a lot of work.

Everything's ready, I've even put color coded alligator clips on the brain's neural connections. All we have to do is clip the other ends to JtP's nerves, find room for all the wires, and close. It's a good thing he has such a big head.

I keep thinking we've forgotten something, though . . .
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Anaesthesia perhaps?
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What are you and Dr. Glas doing here? You're putting my medical team off.
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JTP why anyone can see why they are here! They are here because they could not do it so they came back to see how good professional Dr. folk do it and get the training, so that means they are in Dr. School. Hum...., let me see, that should cost about a million each for Glas and grumpy

Well if things where bad enough around here, my system has crash completely, so I am not sure when I will be back on. This system I am using is slower then Glas. Got to find major help, never seen one do this before, think it is a hard drive crash. Keeps telling me "Data integrity error on drive C". Who do we have that might help me out that is good good???
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OK I'm back. But it's late and I'm sleepy. I'll just have to put you on hold until tomorrow. Oh wait, tomorrow is the weekend. Hold on while I call the insurance company to see if they'll pay overtime for the staff.

Hello Ribmeoff insurance company. I have a question... NO! But I haven't even asked it yet. It's really a simple question.. NO! But.. NO!
Is your answer always no? Yes!

Sorry JtP looks like I'll have to finish you up myself tomorrow. Unless I can recruit these other two med students hanging around to help. Gistek will stop in to administer the pain.................killers. She'll also wake you up every few hours to ask how you're sleeping.
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I once removed a stone from a horses hoof when I was a scout. Can I join the surgical team - I have my own bone saw an trepan.


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I have no objection, but it's really up to the head surgeon.
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Is that not the problem - you don't have a 'head' surgeon...?
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