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Old 08-22-2007, 10:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Grin five word game

hey, here's five words, just make some sentence(s). eg.

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half-life
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telephone
cheese

he played half-life for a total of 72 hours, and then obviously used the telephone while eating cheese.
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Old 08-23-2007, 02:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: five word game

He was obvisouly eating cheese why playing half-life for a total of unknown days and the telephone rang
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Old 08-23-2007, 06:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The telephone rang. The voice was muffled, like the originator's mouth was full of cheese. It said the tasty breakfast cereal Total contained nuts with a half-life of three days, as if it wasn't already obvious.
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Old 08-23-2007, 10:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: five word game

ok, after making your sentences write down 5 more words so the next person can continue.

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Old 08-23-2007, 10:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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"Spanghew for the apple," said the professor as he drove off in his Citroen after trying to teach us the ratio between pi and the hypotenuse.

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Old 08-23-2007, 11:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: five word game

lol good one. you can use phrases too, btw. just use common sense when choosing words and writing sentences.
the sixth contact threw a random frog over the ramp.

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Old 08-31-2007, 11:12 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hey, someone answer to keep this going!

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He used the 24 carat diamond to assist with his coscant calculation, but the student from Tunis called him an amateur and decided to help Matt Kenseth instead.

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the hedgehog chanted the rune on the table in the castle, then ate the carrot.

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He was too tired to be able to tell what ailed him after drinking two pints of ale.

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the ferret tried to cut the glass diary in half with a rubber knife.

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hey, someone keep this going please.

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Aye, I saw her barre all at the bar with me own eye.

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I was so lucky to see France get beaten I got drunk then gave my pizza to my cats.

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I poured the tea into my glasses, connected the speaker, put on a sweater, and reshelved the book.

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I was so happy with the ultimate hypotenuse stain of grapeade on my mousepad, that I intend to donate it to science.

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the extinct priest ate the rubber chocolate bar in the parsimonious room.

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the hero blew air through a folder into the lamp filled with toilet paper.

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the point of this is not to make logical, realistic sentences, but to use the 5 words to create bits of humor and satire. however, do try to make your sentences as grammatically correct as possible. thanks
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