Story Thread

crazijoe · 08-17-2006, 06:58 AM

We need a new story. Keep the post one to two sentences.
I'll start it out.

I was sitting on the beach watching the sunrise when a thought came to my head. I sat up and..........

Inactive · 08-17-2006, 07:22 AM

hit my head off of a low flying UFO that knocked the thought right out of my head.

**koala** · 08-17-2006, 07:39 AM

The UFO landed beside me and out stepped the alien captain, a Pamela Anderson lookalike dressed in....

ebackhus · 08-17-2006, 07:56 AM

a santa suit and carrying a sack of moon rocks. She said to me, "...

**MunkyPhil** · 08-17-2006, 08:29 AM

Wassup gringo, I hear you have a sore head. You need...

Zazula · 08-17-2006, 10:42 AM

to drink up your mimosa fast and come with me; I was sent to take you...

bry623 · 08-17-2006, 11:00 AM

into custody. You have been charged with the most heinous of crimes,

ebackhus · 08-17-2006, 11:20 AM

stealing candy from old people. I gasped wildly and decided to...

Chevy · 08-17-2006, 11:25 AM

... consult my my guide, a second hand version that said "Panic Now!" in bold letters on the back.

crazijoe · 08-17-2006, 11:26 AM

(Argg beat me to it). But the pages were blank. Now I know why it said panic now. I threw the book at her and ran.......

bry623 · 08-17-2006, 11:46 AM

like they did in "Chariots of Fire", but that didn't get me far at all. She finally caught up to me and said...

daamon_vexion · 08-17-2006, 12:27 PM

your coming with me, and all your little friends too"

crazijoe · 08-17-2006, 12:35 PM

I looked behind me and these Hobbits stared at me all confused. Just then I remembered.........

**TexRanger** · 08-17-2006, 12:53 PM

I left the iron on at home. Quickly I jumped into my ....

Inactive · 08-17-2006, 12:53 PM

feet and saw i was wearing no boots - i had become a hobbit too...

95five-0 · 08-17-2006, 02:47 PM

...except I stil had a normal sized head. As I tried to ballance, I....

**karusho** · 08-17-2006, 03:11 PM

... fell onto the ground and blacked out. When I awoke...

Zazula · 08-17-2006, 05:09 PM

I remembered that my imbecile deputy was probably lost because he wouldn't ever stop and ask for directions. Still dazed, I turned to the alien and just couldn't get my eyes from...

**TexRanger** · 08-17-2006, 05:46 PM

that amazing thong she was wearing. I tried to think about what had happened to me already and my nose started bleeding...

sinclair_tm · 08-17-2006, 09:28 PM

because i thought that by hitting my head on the console in front of me, i'd be able to stop this ufo. only...

08-17-2006, 06:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
crazijoe Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Omaha, The Center of the Universe Posts: 7,632 OS: WinXP, Win2K3 My System	Story Thread We need a new story. Keep the post one to two sentences. I'll start it out. I was sitting on the beach watching the sunrise when a thought came to my head. I sat up and.......... __________________ Microsoft MCSA + Messaging, MVP, A+, Network+ http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3...other/Help.jpg Do you want a real Republican? HDD diagnostic tools / HDD data recovery software

08-17-2006, 07:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
Inactive Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,704 OS: ~	hit my head off of a low flying UFO that knocked the thought right out of my head. __________________ "it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen" Homer

08-17-2006, 07:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
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08-17-2006, 07:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
ebackhus Manager, Design Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: SATX Posts: 14,270 OS: WinXP Pro SP3/Windows 7 RTM My System Blog Entries: 28	a santa suit and carrying a sack of moon rocks. She said to me, "... __________________ ----------------------------- There are no dumb questions, unless a customer is asking them. Help in the fight against cancer and other serious illnesses.

08-17-2006, 08:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
MunkyPhil TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Liverpool, England Posts: 1,140 OS: Win XP Pro SP2 My System	Wassup gringo, I hear you have a sore head. You need... __________________ "Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." - J. Robert Oppenheimer, July 16th 1945. CPU-z -- Memtest -- Speedfan -- Prime95 -- SandraLite Important Power Supply Info -- Applying Thermal Paste -- Posting System Specs

08-17-2006, 10:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
Zazula Manager Emeritus, I'm blond, James Blond Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Athens, Greece Posts: 7,667 OS: Win XP Pro SP2	to drink up your mimosa fast and come with me; I was sent to take you... __________________ "Time is the wisest because it discovers everything" Thales of Miletus (ca.624BC-ca.546BC) "Everything flows, nothing stands still." Heraclitus of Ephesus (ca.535BC-475BC) "One thing I know, that I know nothing" Socrates of Athens (ca.470BC–399BC)

08-17-2006, 11:00 AM	#7 (permalink)
bry623 Manager, The Conversation Pit/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NW Territory circa 1787 Posts: 11,692 OS: winxp pro sp2	into custody. You have been charged with the most heinous of crimes, __________________ "If you aren't a liberal when you're 20, you have no heart. If you aren't a conservative when you are 50, you have no brain"

08-17-2006, 11:20 AM	#8 (permalink)
ebackhus Manager, Design Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: SATX Posts: 14,270 OS: WinXP Pro SP3/Windows 7 RTM My System Blog Entries: 28	stealing candy from old people. I gasped wildly and decided to... __________________ ----------------------------- There are no dumb questions, unless a customer is asking them. Help in the fight against cancer and other serious illnesses.

08-17-2006, 11:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
Chevy Retired Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Notlob Posts: 5,452 OS: Vista Ultimate My System	... consult my my guide, a second hand version that said "Panic Now!" in bold letters on the back.

08-17-2006, 11:26 AM	#10 (permalink)
crazijoe Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Omaha, The Center of the Universe Posts: 7,632 OS: WinXP, Win2K3 My System	(Argg beat me to it). But the pages were blank. Now I know why it said panic now. I threw the book at her and ran....... __________________ Microsoft MCSA + Messaging, MVP, A+, Network+ http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3...other/Help.jpg Do you want a real Republican? HDD diagnostic tools / HDD data recovery software Last edited by crazijoe; 08-17-2006 at 11:28 AM.

08-17-2006, 11:46 AM	#11 (permalink)
bry623 Manager, The Conversation Pit/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NW Territory circa 1787 Posts: 11,692 OS: winxp pro sp2	like they did in "Chariots of Fire", but that didn't get me far at all. She finally caught up to me and said... __________________ "If you aren't a liberal when you're 20, you have no heart. If you aren't a conservative when you are 50, you have no brain"

08-17-2006, 12:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
daamon_vexion Resident Soldier Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Iraq (temp) Wyoming Posts: 560 OS: Windows XP Media Center My System	your coming with me, and all your little friends too" __________________ *And the Infantry Sayeth unto the Lord "Thou hast made us the Queen of battle, and Artillery the King, surely thou knowest what the King does to his Queen?" And the Lord replyeth, "Right On!"*

08-17-2006, 12:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
crazijoe Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Omaha, The Center of the Universe Posts: 7,632 OS: WinXP, Win2K3 My System	I looked behind me and these Hobbits stared at me all confused. Just then I remembered......... __________________ Microsoft MCSA + Messaging, MVP, A+, Network+ http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3...other/Help.jpg Do you want a real Republican? HDD diagnostic tools / HDD data recovery software

08-17-2006, 12:53 PM	#14 (permalink)
TexRanger TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NW Territory ca. 1859 Posts: 1,251 OS: Windows XP, Mac OSX.4	I left the iron on at home. Quickly I jumped into my .... __________________ TexRanger Roundhousing Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware since 2006. If you feel I've been helpful please donate to keep this site free for everyone.

08-17-2006, 12:53 PM	#15 (permalink)
Inactive Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,704 OS: ~	feet and saw i was wearing no boots - i had become a hobbit too... __________________ "it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen" Homer

08-17-2006, 02:47 PM	#16 (permalink)
95five-0 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Corinth, TX Posts: 1,339 OS: 2000/XP/2003/Vista/2008	...except I stil had a normal sized head. As I tried to ballance, I.... __________________ "If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it ?" <<PC Pitstop>><< AVG Free>><<Spybot>><<Everest 2.0>><<Trend Micro House Call>><<HijackThis How-to>>

08-17-2006, 03:11 PM	#17 (permalink)
karusho TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 1,217 OS: Windows XP SP2, Windows Vista SP1, Ubuntu 8.04 My System	... fell onto the ground and blacked out. When I awoke...

08-17-2006, 05:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
Zazula Manager Emeritus, I'm blond, James Blond Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Athens, Greece Posts: 7,667 OS: Win XP Pro SP2	I remembered that my imbecile deputy was probably lost because he wouldn't ever stop and ask for directions. Still dazed, I turned to the alien and just couldn't get my eyes from... __________________ "Time is the wisest because it discovers everything" Thales of Miletus (ca.624BC-ca.546BC) "Everything flows, nothing stands still." Heraclitus of Ephesus (ca.535BC-475BC) "One thing I know, that I know nothing" Socrates of Athens (ca.470BC–399BC)

08-17-2006, 05:46 PM	#19 (permalink)
TexRanger TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NW Territory ca. 1859 Posts: 1,251 OS: Windows XP, Mac OSX.4	that amazing thong she was wearing. I tried to think about what had happened to me already and my nose started bleeding... __________________ TexRanger Roundhousing Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware since 2006. If you feel I've been helpful please donate to keep this site free for everyone.