Another silly lawsuit

**bruiser** · 04-13-2006, 03:25 PM

www.pointoflaw.com/archives/002352.php

**forcifer** · 04-13-2006, 03:27 PM

wow there are some really stupid people out there

**ReeKorl** · 04-13-2006, 05:23 PM

AAAARRRGGH!!!!!!!

not only was the person stupid enough to open a can of coke pointing directly at her eye, the court upheld it!!!

$%@:&:@$%!!!!!

*shuffles off into a corner gibbering*

DJ Specs · 04-13-2006, 11:09 PM

They should have shot it in her other eye as well!

**DumberDrummer** · 04-13-2006, 11:29 PM

***... all this means is more legalese on the cans... stupid hippies.

This reminds me of a quote:

I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people off, but lets just take the warning labels off of everything and watch the problem solve itself.

When was the last time you looked at a warning label seriously?

sinclair_tm · 04-13-2006, 11:52 PM

shot the lawyers!! why was she not laughed out of the office? i'm sorry, but if someone needs to be warned about soda in a can, they need to go back to kindergarden. next thing we'll know, soda cans will be considered a weapon, and we'll need a license to use one.

i swear, i need to sue fast food and junk food makers for not making me fat when i wanted to gain weight.

yustr · 04-14-2006, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sinclair_tm

...next thing we'll know, soda cans will be considered a weapon, and we'll need a license to use one.

Don't buy a 24 pack. DHS will swoop in and arrest your for owning a weapon of mass destruction.

Or how about one of those 12 packs that if you don't open them just right, the whole lot of them comes spilling out? Is this an automatic weapon?

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DumberDrummer Cymru am byth Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Oregon Posts: 5,385 OS: Windows XP Pro SP2 My System	***... all this means is more legalese on the cans... stupid hippies. This reminds me of a quote: I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people off, but lets just take the warning labels off of everything and watch the problem solve itself. When was the last time you looked at a warning label seriously? __________________ Living with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane _____________________________________________ ... and with those words so begins my lifetime of longing for the devil's warm embrace