Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After *****-Enlargement Surgery

mimo2005 · 04-06-2006, 05:55 AM

Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After p-e-n-i-s-Enlargement Surgery

POSTED: 1:43 pm EDT April 5, 2006

PHILADELPHIA -- A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery, though his attorney questioned whether the charges fit the offense.

Brett R. Steidler, 25, of Reamstown, Pa., mailed the explosive device in February 2005 because he was "extremely unhappy with the results" of the $8,000 surgery, Assistant U.S. Attorney Jennifer Arbittier Williams said in court filings.

But Steidler alerted authorities before the bomb arrived and it was retrieved from the mail and disarmed. His attorney, Luis A. Ortiz, said Steidler is mentally ill and noted the difference between the roughly 2-year sentence for mailing a letter bomb and the 4- to 8-year sentence for using a weapon of mass destruction.

"You shouldn't group this guy with people who drive truck loads of explosives to buildings or gather anthrax or do things for political reasons," Ortiz said.

Sentencing is scheduled July 7 before U.S. District Judge Lawrence F. Stengel.
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**bruiser** · 04-06-2006, 07:06 AM

Sounds like he's a victime of "little dick" syndrome.

yustr · 04-06-2006, 07:17 AM

Reminds me of the guy who went to the doctor and was told “Your tests came back. I have good news and bad news. The bad news is we have to cut it off. The good news is we can rebuild it. The bad news is you have to get 1 inch donated from 5 family members.”

“My word, said the patient, how am I going to get 5 relatives to do that?”

“That’s really your only option, said the doc”.

So the guy calls a family meeting and presents his dilemma. Much to his surprise they agree. He has the operation and some months later he meets the doctor on the street.

“So how’s the new one working out?”

“Great doc, but just one question. Why’d you have to place Grandpa’s inch in the middle?”

**40sondacurb** · 04-06-2006, 11:39 AM

I think you're in trouble Mimo

Quote:

Originally Posted by mimo2005

Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After p-e-n-i-s-Enlargement Surgery

POSTED: 1:43 pm EDT April 5, 2006

PHILADELPHIA -- A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery, though his attorney questioned whether the charges fit the offense.

Brett R. Steidler, 25, of Reamstown, Pa., mailed the explosive device in February 2005 because he was "extremely unhappy with the results" of the $8,000 surgery, Assistant U.S. Attorney Jennifer Arbittier Williams said in court filings.

But Steidler alerted authorities before the bomb arrived and it was retrieved from the mail and disarmed. His attorney, Luis A. Ortiz, said Steidler is mentally ill and noted the difference between the roughly 2-year sentence for mailing a letter bomb and the 4- to 8-year sentence for using a weapon of mass destruction.

"You shouldn't group this guy with people who drive truck loads of explosives to buildings or gather anthrax or do things for political reasons," Ortiz said.

Sentencing is scheduled July 7 before U.S. District Judge Lawrence F. Stengel.
Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

http://www.local10.com/news/8486526/detail.html

mimo2005 · 04-06-2006, 11:46 AM

lol , the end of internet is soon ....

mimo2005 · 04-06-2006, 11:47 AM

By the way , that means not to be replicated by organism or any media who does news ...techsupportforum is different , this is not a local news website .

**40sondacurb** · 04-06-2006, 12:09 PM

yeah as long as you don't charge per view you should be good. Never go to a cheap surgeon. Always look for the most or next to most expensive one.

yustr · 04-06-2006, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 40sondacurb

... Never go to a cheap surgeon. Always look for the most or next to most expensive one.

Quote:

Somewhere out there is the worst doctor, and the scary thing is: somebody has an appointment with him in the morning-- George Carlin.

mimo2005 · 04-06-2006, 12:26 PM

lol , thanx yustr .

04-06-2006, 05:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
mimo2005 Manager, The Relaxation Room/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 11,142 OS: xp	Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After *-Enlargement Surgery Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After p-e-n-i-s-Enlargement Surgery POSTED: 1:43 pm EDT April 5, 2006 PHILADELPHIA -- A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery, though his attorney questioned whether the charges fit the offense. Brett R. Steidler, 25, of Reamstown, Pa., mailed the explosive device in February 2005 because he was "extremely unhappy with the results" of the $8,000 surgery, Assistant U.S. Attorney Jennifer Arbittier Williams said in court filings. But Steidler alerted authorities before the bomb arrived and it was retrieved from the mail and disarmed. His attorney, Luis A. Ortiz, said Steidler is mentally ill and noted the difference between the roughly 2-year sentence for mailing a letter bomb and the 4- to 8-year sentence for using a weapon of mass destruction. "You shouldn't group this guy with people who drive truck loads of explosives to buildings or gather anthrax or do things for political reasons," Ortiz said. Sentencing is scheduled July 7 before U.S. District Judge Lawrence F. Stengel. Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. http://www.local10.com/news/8486526/detail.html __________________ TSF has outgrown its server, again. Please help "Gutta cavat lapidem, non vi sed saepe cadendo"

04-06-2006, 07:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
yustr Asst. Manager, The Conversation Pit Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Connecticut shore Posts: 6,037 OS: XP Pro My System	Reminds me of the guy who went to the doctor and was told “Your tests came back. I have good news and bad news. The bad news is we have to cut it off. The good news is we can rebuild it. The bad news is you have to get 1 inch donated from 5 family members.” “My word, said the patient, how am I going to get 5 relatives to do that?” “That’s really your only option, said the doc”. So the guy calls a family meeting and presents his dilemma. Much to his surprise they agree. He has the operation and some months later he meets the doctor on the street. “So how’s the new one working out?” “Great doc, but just one question. Why’d you have to place Grandpa’s inch in the middle?” __________________ If there are lawyers or politicians involved, logic may be a very poor tool for reaching a conclusion.

04-06-2006, 11:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
mimo2005 Manager, The Relaxation Room/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 11,142 OS: xp	lol , the end of internet is soon .... __________________ TSF has outgrown its server, again. Please help "Gutta cavat lapidem, non vi sed saepe cadendo"

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mimo2005 Manager, The Relaxation Room/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 11,142 OS: xp	By the way , that means not to be replicated by organism or any media who does news ...techsupportforum is different , this is not a local news website . __________________ TSF has outgrown its server, again. Please help "Gutta cavat lapidem, non vi sed saepe cadendo"

04-06-2006, 12:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
40sondacurb Don't be a menace Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,285 OS: Vista sp2	yeah as long as you don't charge per view you should be good. Never go to a cheap surgeon. Always look for the most or next to most expensive one. __________________ Donate to keep the forum running

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bruiser TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,973 OS: xp	Sounds like he's a victime of "little dick" syndrome.

04-06-2006, 12:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
mimo2005 Manager, The Relaxation Room/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 11,142 OS: xp	lol , thanx yustr . __________________ TSF has outgrown its server, again. Please help "Gutta cavat lapidem, non vi sed saepe cadendo"