Post crash problem...

cdfreelancer · 03-01-2006, 07:04 AM

I'm a professional clown and I work for a traveling circus.

The other day I was driving along, minding my own business when all of a sudden a work collegue, who had a ladder over his shoulder, suddenly turned around forcing me to duck. As I wasn't able to see where I was going my car skidded over a carelessly discarded banana skin which, in turn, made me crash into a rickety table. As a result, a bucket that was on top of the table landed on my head and showered me with glitter.

The result was that I hit my collegue over the head with a giant rubber hammer causing him to exchange blows with a giant rubber saucepan.
The most shocking thing was, upon inspecting my vehicle, I discovered that not only was it made of cardboard but it had a wibbly wobbly axle and square wheels!

Does anyone know of a specialist solicitor who deals with this kind of thing?

ebackhus · 03-01-2006, 08:32 AM

Wow, you seem to have been screwed at one point. I want to first begin by talking about your childhood. A person who is mentally well developed would not have bought a cardboard car with square tires. This leads me to believe that you may have issues in the past that need resolving before we can understand the malle, the saucepan, the ladder, and all the rest.

**40sondacurb** · 03-01-2006, 10:03 AM

hehe .

bry623 · 03-01-2006, 10:25 AM

The only one that can help is a career counselor.

**Grove** · 03-01-2006, 01:25 PM

95five-0 · 03-01-2006, 02:49 PM

Here this should help figure out how to put your car back together.

**Spatcher** · 03-01-2006, 04:04 PM

I'm outta the loop. This is a joke right?

**bruiser** · 03-01-2006, 06:21 PM

Hire me. 500 pounds sterling per hour. Ten hours minimum.

03-01-2006, 07:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
cdfreelancer Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southwest UK Posts: 326 OS: XP pro 32bit	Post crash problem... I'm a professional clown and I work for a traveling circus. The other day I was driving along, minding my own business when all of a sudden a work collegue, who had a ladder over his shoulder, suddenly turned around forcing me to duck. As I wasn't able to see where I was going my car skidded over a carelessly discarded banana skin which, in turn, made me crash into a rickety table. As a result, a bucket that was on top of the table landed on my head and showered me with glitter. The result was that I hit my collegue over the head with a giant rubber hammer causing him to exchange blows with a giant rubber saucepan. The most shocking thing was, upon inspecting my vehicle, I discovered that not only was it made of cardboard but it had a wibbly wobbly axle and square wheels! Does anyone know of a specialist solicitor who deals with this kind of thing? __________________ AMD Athlon 2400+ Radeon 9600 (256MB DDR) DDR-SDRAM PC3200 1024MB 10MB cable broadband

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ebackhus Manager, Design Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: SATX Posts: 12,762 OS: WinXP Pro SP3 My System Blog Entries: 25	Wow, you seem to have been screwed at one point. I want to first begin by talking about your childhood. A person who is mentally well developed would not have bought a cardboard car with square tires. This leads me to believe that you may have issues in the past that need resolving before we can understand the malle, the saucepan, the ladder, and all the rest. __________________ ----------------------------- There are no dumb questions, unless a customer is asking them. Help in the fight against cancer and other serious illnesses.

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bruiser TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,685 OS: xp	Hire me. 500 pounds sterling per hour. Ten hours minimum.