HaHa d'ya get it?

**K-B** · 12-11-2005, 05:15 PM

Anécdota de un ¿fiel?
Yo estaba muy feliz . Mi novia y yo habiamos andado por mas de un año , y decidimos casarnos. Mis padres nos ayudaron en toda forma posible, mis amigos me apoyaban. Y mi novia era un sueño. Solo habia una cosa que me molestaba mucho , y era la mejor amiga de
ella. Era inteligente y sexy, y a veces flirteaba conmigo , lo que me consternaba. Un día, la amiga de mi novia me hablo por teléfono y me pidió que fuera a su casa a ayudarle con la lista de los invitados a la boda . Así que fui para allá . Ella estaba sola , y cuando llegue, me susurró que, ya que me iba a casar con su mejor amiga, y tomando en cuenta que ella tenia ciertos sentimientos y deseos hacia mi persona, y que ya no podía aguantarse mas, y que
antes que me casara y comprometiera mi vida a su mejor amiga, quería hacer conmigo el amor una sola vez . ¿¿¿¿¿¿Que podía decir??????????? Estaba totalmente sorprendido, y no pude decir palabra. Así que me dijo, "Iré al cuarto, y si tu lo deseas, entra y me tendrás." Me levante del sillón y estuve así, de pie, por un momento . Me di vuelta y fui a la puerta principal, la cual abrí, y salí a la calle, me dirigía a mi carro. Mi novia estaba afuera!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Con lagrimas en sus ojos , me abrazo y me dijo, "Estoy muy feliz y orgullosa de ti.
Has pasado mi pequeña prueba . No podía tener a un mejor hombre como esposo!"
Moraleja:
"Siempre deja tus condones en el carro!"

Volt-Schwibe · 12-11-2005, 05:33 PM

uhhhh.......

**Spatcher** · 12-11-2005, 05:40 PM

It didn't translate well.....

Volt-Schwibe · 12-11-2005, 06:11 PM

although i think i found a translation...

Quote:

Fidelidad&!

I was very happy. My fiancèe and I had walked by but of a year, and decided to marry. My parents helped us in all possible form, my friends supported to me. And my fiancèe Era a dream. Single there was a thing that bothered much to me, and was the best friend of her. He was intelligent and sexy, and sometimes flirteaba with me, which me consternaba.
A day, the friend of my fiancèe I speak myself on the telephone and she requested me that it go to his house to help with the list of the guests the wedding. So I was for there. It was single, and when she arrives, I whisper to me that, since she was going to me to marry with its better friend, and taking into account that she
tapeworm certain feelings and desires towards my person, and that no longer could hold but, and that before it married and it jeopardized my life to me to his better friend, wanted to make with me the love a single time.
?Que could say? Totally it was surprised, and I could not say word.

So it said to me,
Iré to the quarter, and if your you wish it, enters and me tendrás.
Admire its wonderful buttock to rock when raising the stairs. It raises to me of the armchair and I was thus, standing up, for a moment. I occurred return and I went to the fore door, which I opened, and went out. My fiancèe was outside!
With tears in its eyes, me hug and said, Estoy to me very happy and proud of you. You have passed my small test. could have to a better man like esposo!

Moral:
It always leaves your you reduce in the car.

and yeah, i know what it is now...

it's that one joke again.

let me go find it

Volt-Schwibe · 12-11-2005, 06:20 PM

it's this joke in another form...

Quote:

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

**K-B** · 12-11-2005, 06:22 PM

here's my translation

Anecdote of a ?faithful?
I was very happy. My girlfriend and I had been together for about a year, and we decided to marry. My parents helped us in all possible ways, and my friends supported to me. And my girlfriend was a dream. There was only one thing that bothered me a lot, and that was the best friend of hers. She was intelligent and sexy, and sometimes flirted with me, which worried me. One day, this friend of my fiancèe spoke to me on the telephone and requested me to come to her house to help her with the list of the guests for the wedding. So I went to her house. She was alone, and when I got there, she whispered to me, that, now that I was going to marry her best friend, to take into account that she had feelings and desires towards my person, and that she could no longer stand it, that before I marry and commit my life to her best friend, she wanted to make love with me just one time. What could I say??????????? I was completely surprised, and I could not say a word. So she said to me, "I am going to the bedroom, and if you wish, come in and you will have me." I got off the armchair and stood there, for a moment. Then I turned around and went to the front door, opened it, and stepped out onto the street and walked toward my car. And there was my fiancèe, outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With tears in her eyes, she hugged me and said to me, "I am very happy and proud of you. You have passed my small test. I could not have a better man than you for a husband "

Moral: "Always leave your condoms in the car!"

**Spatcher** · 12-11-2005, 07:25 PM

I woulda failed

LOL, just kidding.....

mimo2005 · 12-11-2005, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HenryVI

I woulda failed

LOL, just kidding.....

Dont worry if you or me failed , because we are human :)
I dont know seriously if i would pass it lol

**Spatcher** · 12-11-2005, 08:07 PM

I know.... I wonder what she looked like

**Grove** · 12-11-2005, 11:08 PM

Good Point mimo. Yeah any man would have failed. Wierd test though .... makes me nervous when I get married

12-11-2005, 05:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
K-B Moderator, Linux Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: NY Posts: 2,878 OS: Vista, Ubuntu My System	HaHa d'ya get it? Anécdota de un ¿fiel? Yo estaba muy feliz . Mi novia y yo habiamos andado por mas de un año , y decidimos casarnos. Mis padres nos ayudaron en toda forma posible, mis amigos me apoyaban. Y mi novia era un sueño. Solo habia una cosa que me molestaba mucho , y era la mejor amiga de ella. Era inteligente y sexy, y a veces flirteaba conmigo , lo que me consternaba. Un día, la amiga de mi novia me hablo por teléfono y me pidió que fuera a su casa a ayudarle con la lista de los invitados a la boda . Así que fui para allá . Ella estaba sola , y cuando llegue, me susurró que, ya que me iba a casar con su mejor amiga, y tomando en cuenta que ella tenia ciertos sentimientos y deseos hacia mi persona, y que ya no podía aguantarse mas, y que antes que me casara y comprometiera mi vida a su mejor amiga, quería hacer conmigo el amor una sola vez . ¿¿¿¿¿¿Que podía decir??????????? Estaba totalmente sorprendido, y no pude decir palabra. Así que me dijo, "Iré al cuarto, y si tu lo deseas, entra y me tendrás." Me levante del sillón y estuve así, de pie, por un momento . Me di vuelta y fui a la puerta principal, la cual abrí, y salí a la calle, me dirigía a mi carro. Mi novia estaba afuera!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Con lagrimas en sus ojos , me abrazo y me dijo, "Estoy muy feliz y orgullosa de ti. Has pasado mi pequeña prueba . No podía tener a un mejor hombre como esposo!" Moraleja: "Siempre deja tus condones en el carro!" __________________

12-11-2005, 05:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
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12-11-2005, 05:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Spatcher Henry Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,484 OS: Mac OSX	It didn't translate well..... __________________ JohnThePilot: Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon (a nation without a language is a nation without a heart) John Butler Trio: Go take a step outside, see what's shakin' in the real world - Good Excuse Paul Kelly: Just add a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang - How to Make Gravy

12-11-2005, 06:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
K-B Moderator, Linux Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: NY Posts: 2,878 OS: Vista, Ubuntu My System	here's my translation Anecdote of a ?faithful? I was very happy. My girlfriend and I had been together for about a year, and we decided to marry. My parents helped us in all possible ways, and my friends supported to me. And my girlfriend was a dream. There was only one thing that bothered me a lot, and that was the best friend of hers. She was intelligent and sexy, and sometimes flirted with me, which worried me. One day, this friend of my fiancèe spoke to me on the telephone and requested me to come to her house to help her with the list of the guests for the wedding. So I went to her house. She was alone, and when I got there, she whispered to me, that, now that I was going to marry her best friend, to take into account that she had feelings and desires towards my person, and that she could no longer stand it, that before I marry and commit my life to her best friend, she wanted to make love with me just one time. What could I say??????????? I was completely surprised, and I could not say a word. So she said to me, "I am going to the bedroom, and if you wish, come in and you will have me." I got off the armchair and stood there, for a moment. Then I turned around and went to the front door, opened it, and stepped out onto the street and walked toward my car. And there was my fiancèe, outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With tears in her eyes, she hugged me and said to me, "I am very happy and proud of you. You have passed my small test. I could not have a better man than you for a husband " Moral: "Always leave your condoms in the car!" __________________

12-11-2005, 07:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Spatcher Henry Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,484 OS: Mac OSX	I woulda failed LOL, just kidding..... __________________ JohnThePilot: Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon (a nation without a language is a nation without a heart) John Butler Trio: Go take a step outside, see what's shakin' in the real world - Good Excuse Paul Kelly: Just add a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang - How to Make Gravy

12-11-2005, 08:07 PM	#9 (permalink)
Spatcher Henry Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,484 OS: Mac OSX	I know.... I wonder what she looked like __________________ JohnThePilot: Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon (a nation without a language is a nation without a heart) John Butler Trio: Go take a step outside, see what's shakin' in the real world - Good Excuse Paul Kelly: Just add a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang - How to Make Gravy

12-11-2005, 11:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
Grove Professor/Moderator, TSF Design School Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 2,383 OS: Windows Vista SP2 32bit	Good Point mimo. Yeah any man would have failed. Wierd test though .... makes me nervous when I get married __________________ ========================================== Get Help: TSF Security Forum \| HijackThis \| MB's 5 Step Process Get Clean: AdAware SE \| Spybot S&D \| CWShredder \| Ewido \| CleanUp! Get Protected: SpywareBlaster \| SpywareGuard \| Windows Updates \| IE-SpyAd If TSF has helped you, please consider making a donation to help keep the board running.