Going down

chequer · 11-06-2005, 03:24 PM

At the skydiving training course, the instructor would take time to answer some of the First Timer Questions.
One guy asked: "If our chute doesn't open.....and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have till we hit the ground?" The instructor looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: "The rest of your life."

**DumberDrummer** · 11-06-2005, 04:23 PM

Hahaha. That's so cruelly hilarious.

**Speedo** · 11-06-2005, 04:44 PM

There was a man flying up in the sky:

Fortunately he was in an airplane:

Unfortunately he fell out of the plane:

Fortunately he had on a parachute:

Unfortunately the parachute didn't open:

Fortunately there was a haystack below:

Unfortunately there was a pitchfork in the haystack:

Fortunately he missed the pitchfork:

Unfortunately he missed the haystack:

**Grove** · 11-06-2005, 11:51 PM

I think these belong in the Joke Thread

**myquitehead** · 11-08-2005, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speedo

There was a man flying up in the sky:

Fortunately he was in an airplane:

Unfortunately he fell out of the plane:

Fortunately he had on a parachute:

Unfortunately the parachute didn't open:

Fortunately there was a haystack below:

Unfortunately there was a pitchfork in the haystack:

Fortunately he missed the pitchfork:

Unfortunately he missed the haystack:

Wow I read that book when I was 5.

11-06-2005, 03:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
chequer Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 71 OS: WindowsXP Home Edition SP2	Going down At the skydiving training course, the instructor would take time to answer some of the First Timer Questions. One guy asked: "If our chute doesn't open.....and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have till we hit the ground?" The instructor looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: "The rest of your life."

11-06-2005, 04:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
DumberDrummer Cymru am byth Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Oregon Posts: 5,377 OS: Windows XP Pro SP2 My System	Hahaha. That's so cruelly hilarious. __________________ Living with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane _____________________________________________ ... and with those words so begins my lifetime of longing for the devil's warm embrace

11-06-2005, 04:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Speedo DisIsIt Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 299 OS: XP, W2K, ME, Mandriva My System	More Going Down There was a man flying up in the sky: Fortunately he was in an airplane: Unfortunately he fell out of the plane: Fortunately he had on a parachute: Unfortunately the parachute didn't open: Fortunately there was a haystack below: Unfortunately there was a pitchfork in the haystack: Fortunately he missed the pitchfork: Unfortunately he missed the haystack:

11-06-2005, 11:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
Grove Professor/Moderator, TSF Design School Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 2,382 OS: Windows XP SP2	I think these belong in the Joke Thread __________________ ========================================== Get Help: TSF Security Forum \| HijackThis \| MB's 5 Step Process Get Clean: AdAware SE \| Spybot S&D \| CWShredder \| Ewido \| CleanUp! Get Protected: SpywareBlaster \| SpywareGuard \| Windows Updates \| IE-SpyAd If TSF has helped you, please consider making a donation to help keep the board running.