Spooky

chequer · 11-04-2005, 05:15 PM

Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club.
It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing.
Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin.
Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
BUMP......, BUMP......, BUMP......,
Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.
BUMP......, BUMP......, BUMP......,
He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a coffin.
Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home.
BUMP......, BUMP......, BUMP......,
He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking faster.......
BUMP......, BUMP......, BUMP......,
The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard the coffin speed up after him......
BUMP......, BUMP......, BUMP......,
He started to sprint, but so did the coffin .......
BUMP......, BUMP......, BUMP......,
Eventually he made it to his front dor, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, his hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair.
Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued its chase.....
BUMP......,SCREECH......,BUMP......, SCREECH.......,
In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........
HOP......, HOP......, HOP......, HOP......,
The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges.....
The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the young, terrified lad.
BUMP......,SCREECH.....,BUMP.....,SCREECH.....,
In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet......
He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin.......
Still it came ........ BUMP......SCREECH....BUMP......SCREECH.....
He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it ........
Still it came......
BUMP.....,SCREECH.....,BUMP.....,SCREECH.....,
He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ......
Still it came......
BUMP.....,SCREECH.....,BUMP.....,SCREECH.....,
He grabbed some Benydryl cough mixture and threw it........

The coffin stopped..........................

Ogtubuk · 11-04-2005, 05:55 PM

Much laughter and rage all at the same time. Good one!

**RavenMind** · 11-04-2005, 11:30 PM

**Spatcher** · 11-05-2005, 07:00 AM

LOL, pretty funny

v-six · 11-05-2005, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RavenMind

me too.

mimo2005 · 11-05-2005, 08:07 AM

Quote:

He grabbed some Benydryl cough mixture and threw it........

it means this medication is for all purposes , i guess that s the meaning of this story :)

v-six · 11-05-2005, 08:19 AM

oooooooh, i get it now. coffin. coughin'... I'm dumb, all apologies

**toxict3arz** · 11-05-2005, 09:10 AM

lol coffin .. coughing~ ...

i didnt know u go bump bump bump while coughing

**RavenMind** · 11-05-2005, 08:59 PM

bry623 · 11-07-2005, 07:46 AM

that was punny

yustr · 11-07-2005, 09:33 AM

Say a pun, go to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

11-04-2005, 05:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
chequer Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 71 OS: WindowsXP Home Edition SP2	Spooky Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then suddenly he heard a strange noise....... BUMP......, BUMP......, BUMP......, Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road. BUMP......, BUMP......, BUMP......, He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a coffin. Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home. BUMP......, BUMP......, BUMP......, He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking faster....... BUMP......, BUMP......, BUMP......, The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard the coffin speed up after him...... BUMP......, BUMP......, BUMP......, He started to sprint, but so did the coffin ....... BUMP......, BUMP......, BUMP......, Eventually he made it to his front dor, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, his hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair. Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued its chase..... BUMP......,SCREECH......,BUMP......, SCREECH......., In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........ HOP......, HOP......, HOP......, HOP......, The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges..... The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the young, terrified lad. BUMP......,SCREECH.....,BUMP.....,SCREECH....., In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet...... He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin....... Still it came ........ BUMP......SCREECH....BUMP......SCREECH..... He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it ........ Still it came...... BUMP.....,SCREECH.....,BUMP.....,SCREECH....., He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ...... Still it came...... BUMP.....,SCREECH.....,BUMP.....,SCREECH....., He grabbed some Benydryl cough mixture and threw it........ The coffin stopped..........................

11-04-2005, 11:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
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11-05-2005, 07:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
Spatcher Henry Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,467 OS: XP Home SP2 My System	LOL, pretty funny __________________ JohnThePilot: Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon (a nation without a language is a nation without a heart) John Butler Trio: Go take a step outside, see what's shakin' in the real world - Good Excuse Paul Kelly: Just add a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang - How to Make Gravy

11-05-2005, 08:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
v-six Manager Emeritus Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: High Falls, NY Posts: 2,070 OS: OS X for mac, XP Pro for PC	oooooooh, i get it now. coffin. coughin'... I'm dumb, all apologies __________________ mysql> --i-am-a-dummy Brewing up something good at vervesix...

11-05-2005, 08:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
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11-04-2005, 05:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ogtubuk Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 73 OS: Xp Pro My System	Much laughter and rage all at the same time. Good one!

11-05-2005, 09:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
toxict3arz TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,224 OS: windows XP Pro	lol coffin .. coughing~ ... i didnt know u go bump bump bump while coughing

11-07-2005, 07:46 AM	#10 (permalink)
bry623 Manager, The Conversation Pit/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NW Territory circa 1787 Posts: 10,621 OS: winxp pro sp2	that was punny __________________ "Government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem." -Ronald Reagan

11-07-2005, 09:33 AM	#11 (permalink)
yustr Asst. Manager, The Conversation Pit Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Connecticut shore Posts: 4,994 OS: XP Pro My System	Say a pun, go to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. __________________ I didn't mean to say it. But I meant what I said. J. McMurtry In Vino Veritas