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chequer · 11-01-2005, 05:55 PM

A guy walked into a bar and said,................................................OUCH!!!

**Fox** · 11-01-2005, 06:00 PM

Ahh aww oh yeah I get it ahh haha ha!!!!!

v-six · 11-01-2005, 08:45 PM

A couple weeks ago I walked head first into an opened door in the hallway that was supposed to be closed (the lights in the house were off... was pitch black.) I said something more obscene than ouch.

**toxict3arz** · 11-01-2005, 09:58 PM

lol i was trying to figure out what sixshooter meant by what he said

i thought it was another joke

then i realized he really meant it

oldmn · 11-01-2005, 10:23 PM

Sanjay : "I passed your house yesterday."
Anil : "Thanks I appreciate it."

yustr · 11-02-2005, 12:18 PM

Quote:

A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says "Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away." The next day, the man says, "Did you do what I told you to?" "Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!"

H. Youngman

chequer · 11-02-2005, 05:28 PM

That must have been very painful for Sanjay

oldmn · 11-02-2005, 10:54 PM

Ya that would be worse than when Mary had a little lamb.

**RavenMind** · 11-02-2005, 11:18 PM

I'm still trying to figure out how her fleece could have been white as snow.

95five-0 · 11-03-2005, 06:44 AM

I was born thru Cesarean Section. You can't tell a difference except when I leave a house I go thru the window.

11-01-2005, 05:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
chequer Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 71 OS: WindowsXP Home Edition SP2	1 liner A guy walked into a bar and said,................................................OUCH!!!

11-01-2005, 06:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
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11-01-2005, 08:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
v-six Manager Emeritus Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: High Falls, NY Posts: 2,069 OS: OS X for mac, XP Pro for PC	A couple weeks ago I walked head first into an opened door in the hallway that was supposed to be closed (the lights in the house were off... was pitch black.) I said something more obscene than ouch. __________________ mysql> --i-am-a-dummy Brewing up something good at vervesix...

11-01-2005, 10:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
oldmn Hardware Tech Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gig Harbor Wa Posts: 2,137 OS: XP Pro SP3 X 3 My System	Sanjay : "I passed your house yesterday." Anil : "Thanks I appreciate it." __________________ AVG \| MEMTEST86 \| Zone Alarm \| XXCLONE \| Adaware \| Beyond Compare \| Everest If TSF has helped you, Tell us about it! or Donate to help keep the site up! Sorry no PM's for problems.

11-02-2005, 05:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
chequer Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 71 OS: WindowsXP Home Edition SP2	re OLDMN's Joke That must have been very painful for Sanjay

11-01-2005, 09:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
toxict3arz TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,223 OS: windows XP Pro	lol i was trying to figure out what sixshooter meant by what he said i thought it was another joke then i realized he really meant it

11-02-2005, 10:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
oldmn Hardware Tech Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gig Harbor Wa Posts: 2,137 OS: XP Pro SP3 X 3 My System	Ya that would be worse than when Mary had a little lamb. __________________ AVG \| MEMTEST86 \| Zone Alarm \| XXCLONE \| Adaware \| Beyond Compare \| Everest If TSF has helped you, Tell us about it! or Donate to help keep the site up! Sorry no PM's for problems.

11-02-2005, 11:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
RavenMind I helped the forums. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Salt Lake Posts: 1,008 OS: WinXP SP2	I'm still trying to figure out how her fleece could have been white as snow. __________________ ========================================== If TSF has helped you, please consider making a donation to help keep the board running.

11-03-2005, 06:44 AM	#10 (permalink)
95five-0 Hardware Tech Team Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Corinth, TX Posts: 1,339 OS: 2000/XP/2003/Vista/2008	I was born thru Cesarean Section. You can't tell a difference except when I leave a house I go thru the window. __________________ "If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it ?" <<PC Pitstop>><< AVG Free>><<Spybot>><<Everest 2.0>><<Trend Micro House Call>><<HijackThis How-to>>