[SOLVED] The Plan

08-21-2003, 07:19 AM

Subject: The Robin Williams Plan
(Simple and to the point!)

The Robin Williams' Plan
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we
need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan:
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,

Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us

there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or

where they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit.
No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of

energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They

can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for

seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need

it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the

building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's

yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" -

Do you think it will work?

**merlin** · 08-21-2003, 08:31 AM

lol, Speedo, you're killing me here :laugh2:
..but Im not going to any charm and beauty school....got enough charm and beauty...ask Twins !!! :jump2:

embark247 · 08-22-2003, 11:29 AM

Makes sense to me. I can't tell you how much it hurts moral for trrops to know that the people they are trying to help are the ones who dont want them there.

Devilin · 08-22-2003, 03:58 PM

Now, that sounds like a excellent plan, isolate America completely from the world, and the world would become a happy peaceful place,
thinking about it? What has America done for the rest of the world, if you don't count the second world war, where England saved America, from those long range nuclear missiles hither was inventing, :D

The second world war, was an incident where England and Russia stood alone against evil, while America, was quite happy to stand back and do nothing, until it was prompted into action via pearl Harbor

? Does America invent anything? 98 percent of all inventions are created in Britain, most in Scotland, the most inventive place in the world

? Does America help with technology, of course not the Japanese have and still do surpass every other nation on the planet, in the technology stakes,

Art literature, philosophy , America has contributed virtually nothing in these realms, Shakespeare, Leonardo , the list is endless, and Americas great contribution? It just doesn't exist

movies, America is No. 1 for movies, no wait a second, India is No. 1 for movies, America is No. 2,

1st satellite soviet
1st animal in space soviet
1st man in space soviet
1st woman in space soviet
1st space station soviet
1st space walk soviet
1st man on the moon American, although most people don't believe it really happened

So if we rounded up all the Americans, and gave them 90 days to go home, or they'd be deported, and set up a nice border control using UN troops to make sure they never came out again, I'm sure the Canadians would be more than happy to police there side
:D wouldn't this make the world a more peaceful place?

Volt-Schwibe · 08-22-2003, 04:09 PM

ill say one thing that the U.S. makes that noone else can compare with....

Tools.

heh

~BoB~

**merlin** · 08-22-2003, 04:15 PM

Devilin, who is hither ?

embark247 · 08-22-2003, 04:19 PM

Wow That is awfully Anti American isn't it?
/quote the second world war, was an incident where England and Russia stood alone against evil, while America, was quite happy to stand back and do nothing, until it was prompted into action via pearl Harbor

It's obvious you don't know your military history too well or you would have mentioned the Massive amount of money that the US contributed before they eventually came into both the European and Pacific theatres and were the deciding factors in the Allies victory. This day the US has the strongest and most advanced military in the world. There wouldn't be a Great Britain or France if it werent for AMERICANS who saved both of thier butts. As far as inventions and 1st's go America has done a great deal to influence the rest of the world. America is Capitalism at it's finest and almost every region in the world has some sort of western influence or another.

Some of the greatest inventors in the history of the world were American.

Thomas Edison-light Bulb
Samuel Morse -telegraph
Jonas Salk- lead researcher in the polio Vaccine
Dr. Robert K. Jarvik -invented the artificial heart
Even Albert Einstein came to America after fleeing Nazi Germany. So he was an AMERICAN.

Anyone can list a few select things that other countries have accomplished and then comment that America doesnt do anything for the world. But when you look at the BIG picture America is the worlds only SuperPower.

**merlin** · 08-22-2003, 04:38 PM

Ok, before this gets out of hand....
Everyone needs to play nice, otherwise thread is being moved over to rants and raves...Im keeping an eye on you kids :suspic:

embark247 · 08-22-2003, 04:42 PM

Sorry Merlin I am jumpy sometimes when it comes to America Bashing. I just hate to see people post inaccurate information and Half truths. I wil play nice though:D

**Sealy** · 08-22-2003, 06:32 PM

LOL Merl You kinda sounding all TTII ish ;)

I love the plan.. sounds excellent to me.. maybe Robin Williams shoudl run for Prez ?

I won't EVEN get into the post that sounds Anti American.. although I want to baaaaaaaadly I will refrain

08-22-2003, 07:20 PM

Devilin is not an American and is obviousy envious of our sucesses and is a wee bit bitter that his country needed our help to wipe out their enemys.

Here is the link to Devilins website which in itself will explain a lot..............

embark247 · 08-22-2003, 07:49 PM

Wow !!! I am not going to start a flaming anyone or anything but that website really does put things into perspective.
Thanks Speedo

**Sealy** · 08-22-2003, 07:58 PM

ACK!

Quote from that site:

" Remember when your mother told you there is always somebody better than you, she was referring to me"

Ummm My mama always tole me *I* was the best

Devilin · 08-22-2003, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by embark247

It's obvious you don't know your military history too well or you would have mentioned the Massive amount of money that the US contributed before they eventually came into both the European and Pacific theatres

I think if you actually knew something about military history, i.e. did some actual research, rather than watch some John Wayne movies, America contribute, America loaned,? I wonder if you could tell me what the interest rate was, I believe England paid off the loan, within the last five years, Americas only contribution towards fighting evil, until pearl Harbor, involved making a profit for itself

Quote:

Originally posted by embark247

Some of the greatest inventors in the history of the world were American.

to many movies, not enough facts

Thomas Edison-light Bulb /1st to patent the light bulb Thomas Edison, inventor of the light bulb Martyn John Roberts (England)

Samuel Morse -telegraph / Meucci was the real inventor of telephony ( italian )
Jonas Salk- lead researcher in the polio Vaccine, correct that's one inventor, well done, :D
Dr. Robert K. Jarvik -invented the artificial heart / Dr. Kolff (Dutch)
Even Albert Einstein came to America after fleeing Nazi Germany. So he was an AMERICAN. / this is far more of the kind of answer I expected, although I seriously doubt you know the full story of Albert Einstein arrival in America, and you probably know absolutely nothing about his theories, even the simple ones like E=MC square , my uncle Joe visited francs once? Does this make him French? , according to you it does :D

Quote:

Originally posted by embark247

Anyone can list a few select things that other countries have accomplished and then comment that America doesnt do anything for the world. But when you look at the BIG picture America is the worlds only SuperPower.

true very true, until the next world Super Power, the United states of Europe, : D [/b][/quote]

**Sealy** · 08-22-2003, 11:20 PM

Hmmm Speedo Bait..
O how I wish TTII was here.. what a show this would be ..
* sits back with popcorn*

Devilin · 08-22-2003, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SPEEDO
is a wee bit bitter that his country needed our help to wipe out their enemys.

SPEEDO, is obviously envious of the fact that America needed, and still does need England, to win any battles against their enemies, the only time England didn't help was Vietnam, and if it wasn't for England stopping those long range nuclear weapons, Germany was inventing during the second world war, all of America would be speaking German, under the Nazi Boot , you shouldn't be so envious you should be grateful, and thank those who saved your country :D

Devilin · 08-22-2003, 11:45 PM

Sorry Merlin I am jumpy sometimes when it comes to the rest of the world Bashing. I just hate to see people post inaccurate information and Half truths. :D

**Midnight Tech** · 08-22-2003, 11:45 PM

Getting a little rough there devilin...moving to Rants and Raves...

Devilin · 08-23-2003, 12:07 AM

? I wonder why this wasn't moved from the start to, Rants and Raves ? i.e. the 1st posting was obviously a criticism of all that wasn't America, and yet it was left to stand, as long as the criticism didn't involve America itself, why is this? Please explain

**Sealy** · 08-23-2003, 06:46 AM

Because no matter what America's problems, we Love Her.. it's like when you have a little sister, you can call her names or talk ugly to her or about her but when someone else does it, you are ready to defend.
So you really can't expect to bash what we dearly love without some flak. We can do it all day long, but since you are not a citizen of the States, we won't let you get away with it.. Now if you were Canadian.. we'd prolly let it slide but you're not so :D

08-21-2003, 07:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
SPEEDO Guest Posts: n/a OS:	[SOLVED] The Plan Subject: The Robin Williams Plan (Simple and to the point!) The Robin Williams' Plan Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan: 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again. 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence. 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them. 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" - Do you think it will work?

08-22-2003, 11:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
embark247 Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: California Posts: 41 OS: XP	Makes sense to me. I can't tell you how much it hurts moral for trrops to know that the people they are trying to help are the ones who dont want them there. __________________ What puffs and patters? What clicks and clatters? I know what, O, what fun! It's a lovely Gatling-gun! - Excerpt from a German picturebook for young children during the 3rd Reich

08-22-2003, 03:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Devilin Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: here Posts: 15 OS: 98/2000	Now, that sounds like a excellent plan, isolate America completely from the world, and the world would become a happy peaceful place, thinking about it? What has America done for the rest of the world, if you don't count the second world war, where England saved America, from those long range nuclear missiles hither was inventing, :D The second world war, was an incident where England and Russia stood alone against evil, while America, was quite happy to stand back and do nothing, until it was prompted into action via pearl Harbor ? Does America invent anything? 98 percent of all inventions are created in Britain, most in Scotland, the most inventive place in the world ? Does America help with technology, of course not the Japanese have and still do surpass every other nation on the planet, in the technology stakes, Art literature, philosophy , America has contributed virtually nothing in these realms, Shakespeare, Leonardo , the list is endless, and Americas great contribution? It just doesn't exist movies, America is No. 1 for movies, no wait a second, India is No. 1 for movies, America is No. 2, 1st satellite soviet 1st animal in space soviet 1st man in space soviet 1st woman in space soviet 1st space station soviet 1st space walk soviet 1st man on the moon American, although most people don't believe it really happened So if we rounded up all the Americans, and gave them 90 days to go home, or they'd be deported, and set up a nice border control using UN troops to make sure they never came out again, I'm sure the Canadians would be more than happy to police there side :D wouldn't this make the world a more peaceful place? __________________ Devilin my greatness is only surpassed by my modesty Click here to visit Devilin's fan club

08-22-2003, 04:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
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08-22-2003, 04:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
embark247 Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: California Posts: 41 OS: XP	Wow That is awfully Anti American isn't it? /quote the second world war, was an incident where England and Russia stood alone against evil, while America, was quite happy to stand back and do nothing, until it was prompted into action via pearl Harbor It's obvious you don't know your military history too well or you would have mentioned the Massive amount of money that the US contributed before they eventually came into both the European and Pacific theatres and were the deciding factors in the Allies victory. This day the US has the strongest and most advanced military in the world. There wouldn't be a Great Britain or France if it werent for AMERICANS who saved both of thier butts. As far as inventions and 1st's go America has done a great deal to influence the rest of the world. America is Capitalism at it's finest and almost every region in the world has some sort of western influence or another. Some of the greatest inventors in the history of the world were American. Thomas Edison-light Bulb Samuel Morse -telegraph Jonas Salk- lead researcher in the polio Vaccine Dr. Robert K. Jarvik -invented the artificial heart Even Albert Einstein came to America after fleeing Nazi Germany. So he was an AMERICAN. Anyone can list a few select things that other countries have accomplished and then comment that America doesnt do anything for the world. But when you look at the BIG picture America is the worlds only SuperPower. __________________ What puffs and patters? What clicks and clatters? I know what, O, what fun! It's a lovely Gatling-gun! - Excerpt from a German picturebook for young children during the 3rd Reich Last edited by embark247; 08-22-2003 at 04:23 PM.

08-21-2003, 08:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
merlin I helped the forums. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,612 OS: 3.11	lol, Speedo, you're killing me here :laugh2: ..but Im not going to any charm and beauty school....got enough charm and beauty...ask Twins !!! :jump2:

08-22-2003, 04:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
merlin I helped the forums. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,612 OS: 3.11	Devilin, who is hither ?

08-22-2003, 04:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
merlin I helped the forums. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,612 OS: 3.11	Ok, before this gets out of hand.... Everyone needs to play nice, otherwise thread is being moved over to rants and raves...Im keeping an eye on you kids :suspic:

08-22-2003, 04:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
embark247 Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: California Posts: 41 OS: XP	Sorry Merlin I am jumpy sometimes when it comes to America Bashing. I just hate to see people post inaccurate information and Half truths. I wil play nice though:D __________________ What puffs and patters? What clicks and clatters? I know what, O, what fun! It's a lovely Gatling-gun! - Excerpt from a German picturebook for young children during the 3rd Reich

08-22-2003, 06:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
Sealy Resident Brat Emeritus :P Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 2,045 OS: XP(home)	LOL Merl You kinda sounding all TTII ish ;) I love the plan.. sounds excellent to me.. maybe Robin Williams shoudl run for Prez ? I won't EVEN get into the post that sounds Anti American.. although I want to baaaaaaaadly I will refrain __________________ ~Brightest Blessings~ Sealy Kim --------------------- Ná glac pioc comhairle gan comhairle ban. O Autumn. Laden with fruit, and stained With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit Beneath my shady roof, there thou may'st rest, And tune thy jolly voice to my fresh pipe; And all the daughters of the year shall dance, Sing now the lusty song of fruits and flowers. -William Blake- Contributions will not go unnoticed.

08-22-2003, 07:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
SPEEDO Guest Posts: n/a OS:	Devilin is not an American and is obviousy envious of our sucesses and is a wee bit bitter that his country needed our help to wipe out their enemys. Here is the link to Devilins website which in itself will explain a lot..............

08-22-2003, 07:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
embark247 Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: California Posts: 41 OS: XP	Wow !!! I am not going to start a flaming anyone or anything but that website really does put things into perspective. Thanks Speedo __________________ What puffs and patters? What clicks and clatters? I know what, O, what fun! It's a lovely Gatling-gun! - Excerpt from a German picturebook for young children during the 3rd Reich

08-22-2003, 07:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
Sealy Resident Brat Emeritus :P Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 2,045 OS: XP(home)	ACK! Quote from that site: " Remember when your mother told you there is always somebody better than you, she was referring to me" Ummm My mama always tole me I was the best __________________ ~Brightest Blessings~ Sealy Kim --------------------- Ná glac pioc comhairle gan comhairle ban. O Autumn. Laden with fruit, and stained With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit Beneath my shady roof, there thou may'st rest, And tune thy jolly voice to my fresh pipe; And all the daughters of the year shall dance, Sing now the lusty song of fruits and flowers. -William Blake- Contributions will not go unnoticed.

08-22-2003, 11:20 PM	#15 (permalink)
Sealy Resident Brat Emeritus :P Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 2,045 OS: XP(home)	Hmmm Speedo Bait.. O how I wish TTII was here.. what a show this would be .. * sits back with popcorn* __________________ ~Brightest Blessings~ Sealy Kim --------------------- Ná glac pioc comhairle gan comhairle ban. O Autumn. Laden with fruit, and stained With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit Beneath my shady roof, there thou may'st rest, And tune thy jolly voice to my fresh pipe; And all the daughters of the year shall dance, Sing now the lusty song of fruits and flowers. -William Blake- Contributions will not go unnoticed.

08-22-2003, 11:45 PM	#17 (permalink)
Devilin Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: here Posts: 15 OS: 98/2000	Sorry Merlin I am jumpy sometimes when it comes to the rest of the world Bashing. I just hate to see people post inaccurate information and Half truths. :D __________________ Devilin my greatness is only surpassed by my modesty Click here to visit Devilin's fan club

08-22-2003, 11:45 PM	#18 (permalink)
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08-23-2003, 12:07 AM	#19 (permalink)
Devilin Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: here Posts: 15 OS: 98/2000	? I wonder why this wasn't moved from the start to, Rants and Raves ? i.e. the 1st posting was obviously a criticism of all that wasn't America, and yet it was left to stand, as long as the criticism didn't involve America itself, why is this? Please explain __________________ Devilin my greatness is only surpassed by my modesty Click here to visit Devilin's fan club

08-23-2003, 06:46 AM	#20 (permalink)
Sealy Resident Brat Emeritus :P Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 2,045 OS: XP(home)	Because no matter what America's problems, we Love Her.. it's like when you have a little sister, you can call her names or talk ugly to her or about her but when someone else does it, you are ready to defend. So you really can't expect to bash what we dearly love without some flak. We can do it all day long, but since you are not a citizen of the States, we won't let you get away with it.. Now if you were Canadian.. we'd prolly let it slide but you're not so :D __________________ ~Brightest Blessings~ Sealy Kim --------------------- Ná glac pioc comhairle gan comhairle ban. O Autumn. Laden with fruit, and stained With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit Beneath my shady roof, there thou may'st rest, And tune thy jolly voice to my fresh pipe; And all the daughters of the year shall dance, Sing now the lusty song of fruits and flowers. -William Blake- Contributions will not go unnoticed.