Signs that you've grown up

**Speedo** · 08-18-2005, 12:03 PM

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of 'em.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "Hook Up" and "Break Up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "Dressed Up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&! ;@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives now feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM now severely upsets,
rather than settles, your stomach.
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,
not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food before noon.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

**DumberDrummer** · 08-18-2005, 12:43 PM

Wow. I don't want to grow up. :P

elf · 08-18-2005, 01:19 PM

I am still not grown up...as I fill like none of those

**STINEHART** · 08-18-2005, 01:27 PM

wow.. I'm 26 and mostof those apply.. lol
Anyone care to add any.

Like.

My closet is full of button-up shirts.
I actualy "FILL UP" my gas tank when I put gas in it.

**myquitehead** · 08-18-2005, 02:23 PM

I'm 20 and I can see most of those in the near future

or if..

You find yourself understanding more Dilbert.

ah crap I'm being called..

**STINEHART** · 08-18-2005, 02:24 PM

I have 6 credit cards in my wallet and 1 dollar.. lol

**MD_Willington** · 08-18-2005, 02:41 PM

#2...never owned a twin bed, besides, beds are for sleeping in

08-18-2005, 12:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Speedo DisIsIt Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 299 OS: XP, W2K, ME, Mandriva My System	Signs that you've grown up 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of 'em. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "Hook Up" and "Break Up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "Dressed Up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&! ;@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives now feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM now severely upsets, rather than settles, your stomach. 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food before noon. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

08-18-2005, 12:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
DumberDrummer Cymru am byth Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Oregon Posts: 5,377 OS: Windows XP Pro SP2 My System	Wow. I don't want to grow up. :P __________________ Living with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane _____________________________________________ ... and with those words so begins my lifetime of longing for the devil's warm embrace

08-18-2005, 01:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
elf Assistant Manager, Microsoft Support Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN or Austin, TX depending Posts: 6,191 OS: WinXP Pro SP2 and Slackware 10.1 My System	I am still not grown up...as I fill like none of those __________________ If TSF has helped you, Tell us about it! or Donate to help keep the site up! I do not subscribe to threads, so if I stop replying, PM me with a link to your thread so I can find it again.

08-18-2005, 01:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
STINEHART Aut viam inveniam aut fac Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Norman, OK Posts: 2,161 OS: Vector My System	wow.. I'm 26 and mostof those apply.. lol Anyone care to add any. Like. My closet is full of button-up shirts. I actualy "FILL UP" my gas tank when I put gas in it. __________________ Free 10MB Image Hosting \| Streaming Catholic TV \| -Smilies.- \| Report Suspicious or Suspected Terrorist Activity Here

08-18-2005, 02:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
STINEHART Aut viam inveniam aut fac Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Norman, OK Posts: 2,161 OS: Vector My System	I have 6 credit cards in my wallet and 1 dollar.. lol __________________ Free 10MB Image Hosting \| Streaming Catholic TV \| -Smilies.- \| Report Suspicious or Suspected Terrorist Activity Here

08-18-2005, 02:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
myquitehead TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 570 OS: XP Pro Sp1	I'm 20 and I can see most of those in the near future or if.. You find yourself understanding more Dilbert. ah crap I'm being called..

08-18-2005, 02:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
MD_Willington Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: WA State & BC Posts: 587 OS: XP	#2...never owned a twin bed, besides, beds are for sleeping in __________________ Mainboard: PCC M848ALU / ECS L7S7A2 / ECS 748-A, HDD: Western Digital 40Gb, RAM: 2-256Mb DDR266 by Micron 4x AGP Card: 3DForce4-MX440, CDRW: Liteon 52x32x52, PSU: Antec True430, CPU: XP2200+ (AXDA2200DUV3C) *It's OK to be ignorant; it's not OK to play stupid.* *Never assume you are entitled to an answer. You are not.*