Life's Greatest Unanaswered questions

**Sealy** · 07-24-2005, 05:38 PM

Which do you chosse as Life's greatest unanswered question?

Add one of your own if you like...

yustr · 07-25-2005, 09:32 AM

Why don't dogs have belly buttons?

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yustr · 07-25-2005, 10:41 AM

Just thought of my favorite:

You know that fish that they eat in Japan, that'll kill you if it's not prepared just right; why did they try it more then once?

Let's cut it this way - nope still dead. How about this way - nope still dead. Maybe this way - nope still dead.

07-25-2005, 11:06 AM

why weapons guns wars blood hate borders pollution cruelty greed ?

People have been trying answer these but i am not satisfied. and wont be satisfied till these stop !

bry623 · 07-25-2005, 11:11 AM

If Mickey is a mouse, and Pluto is his dog, and Donald is a duck, what is Goofy?

**Spatcher** · 07-25-2005, 02:07 PM

I think it is: Why do they call it distracted, can anybody get tracted?

And bry, what is Pete?

**Terrister** · 07-25-2005, 05:49 PM

How come you never hear about gruntled workers?

bry623 · 07-26-2005, 05:39 AM

Or,

If you get a full house playing poker with Tarot cards, does anybody die?

**uripyores** · 07-26-2005, 07:18 AM

If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight???

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

**ReeKorl** · 07-26-2005, 07:27 AM

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

**Ha-y-n** · 07-28-2005, 03:59 PM

how many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie pop?
the world may never know.

Geekgirl · 07-28-2005, 04:20 PM

Why do you drive on the parkway and park in your dirveway?

Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?

If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one around does it still make a noise?

**Ha-y-n** · 07-28-2005, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geekgirl

Why do you drive on the parkway and park in your dirveway?

Cause thats how america works

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geekgirl

Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?

Yes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geekgirl

If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one around does it still make a noise?

only if the tree is not a mute!

Geekgirl · 07-28-2005, 04:33 PM

Why do you click Start to shut down your computer

**Fox** · 07-28-2005, 05:18 PM

I believe that Goofy is in fact a dog.

If you try to fail, and you fail, have you succeeded or failed?

You've succeeded in failing! Mwahaha!

BLACKOUT · 07-28-2005, 06:12 PM

Who shot Biggie?

**40sondacurb** · 07-28-2005, 07:03 PM

Who says I can't not use double negatives in a sentance?

rlgsbs · 07-28-2005, 08:22 PM

How come when people show you a picture they say, " Here is a picture of me when i was younger".

Arent they all?

And why are there pound buttons on phones?

**Fox** · 07-28-2005, 08:32 PM

Any phone hacker will tell you that the pound button is indeed a vital part of the phone system.

Geekgirl · 07-28-2005, 08:48 PM

Why is there no name for the top of your foot

View Poll Results: What is Life's Greatest unanswered question?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?	6	35.29%
If you try to fail, and you fail, have you succeeded or failed?	3	17.65%
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?	2	11.76%
How can there be self-help "groups"?	0	0%
How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?	0	0%
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread?	0	0%
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?	4	23.53%
If you're in France and you order toast, do you get toast or French toast?	1	5.88%
If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?	0	0%
Who puts money under the pillow of the tooth fairy when she loses a tooth?	1	5.88%
Voters: 17. You may not vote on this poll

07-24-2005, 05:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
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07-25-2005, 09:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
yustr Asst. Manager, The Conversation Pit Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Connecticut shore Posts: 6,050 OS: XP Pro My System	Why don't dogs have belly buttons? Look HERE for some more... __________________ If there are lawyers or politicians involved, logic may be a very poor tool for reaching a conclusion. Last edited by yustr; 07-25-2005 at 09:34 AM.

07-25-2005, 10:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
yustr Asst. Manager, The Conversation Pit Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Connecticut shore Posts: 6,050 OS: XP Pro My System	Just thought of my favorite: You know that fish that they eat in Japan, that'll kill you if it's not prepared just right; why did they try it more then once? Let's cut it this way - nope still dead. How about this way - nope still dead. Maybe this way - nope still dead. __________________ If there are lawyers or politicians involved, logic may be a very poor tool for reaching a conclusion.

07-25-2005, 11:11 AM	#5 (permalink)
bry623 Manager, The Conversation Pit/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NW Territory circa 1787 Posts: 11,692 OS: winxp pro sp2	If Mickey is a mouse, and Pluto is his dog, and Donald is a duck, what is Goofy? __________________ "If you aren't a liberal when you're 20, you have no heart. If you aren't a conservative when you are 50, you have no brain"

07-25-2005, 11:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
PurpleSky Guest Posts: n/a OS:	why weapons guns wars blood hate borders pollution cruelty greed ? People have been trying answer these but i am not satisfied. and wont be satisfied till these stop !

07-25-2005, 02:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
Spatcher Henry Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,484 OS: Mac OSX	I think it is: Why do they call it distracted, can anybody get tracted? And bry, what is Pete?

07-25-2005, 05:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
Terrister Moderator Hardware Forum Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: West Georgia, USA Posts: 7,098 OS: Xp	How come you never hear about gruntled workers? __________________

07-26-2005, 05:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
bry623 Manager, The Conversation Pit/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NW Territory circa 1787 Posts: 11,692 OS: winxp pro sp2	Or, If you get a full house playing poker with Tarot cards, does anybody die? __________________ "If you aren't a liberal when you're 20, you have no heart. If you aren't a conservative when you are 50, you have no brain"

07-26-2005, 07:18 AM	#9 (permalink)
uripyores Mush Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Durham UK Posts: 724 OS: XP Home/Pro [SP3]	If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight??? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

07-26-2005, 07:27 AM	#10 (permalink)
ReeKorl Superhuman Computer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: 6th Circle, The City of Dis, Hell Posts: 1,610 OS: WinXP Pro SP2 My System	If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? __________________ "Sorry, the number you have dialled is imaginary. Please rotate dial by 90 degrees and try again."

07-28-2005, 03:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ha-y-n 12-0, GO WARRIORS! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Hawaii Posts: 682 OS: WinXP Pro	how many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie pop? the world may never know. __________________ bRiAn Harddrive Diagnostic Tools, MemTest86

07-28-2005, 04:20 PM	#12 (permalink)
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07-28-2005, 05:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
Fox TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 7,752 OS: XP Pro, CentOS My System	I believe that Goofy is in fact a dog. If you try to fail, and you fail, have you succeeded or failed? You've succeeded in failing! Mwahaha!

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Fox TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 7,752 OS: XP Pro, CentOS My System	Any phone hacker will tell you that the pound button is indeed a vital part of the phone system.

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