TSF Presents: Laser Eye Surgery

**Jason** · 05-24-2005, 10:27 PM

Touch Eyeballs to Screen for Cheap Laser Surgery

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For External Use Only
Not A Substitute for Human Interaction
If Not Entertaining Write Your Congressmen.
Posted Simultaneously One Year in the Future
For Proper Viewing Take Red Pill Now
No Humans Were Probed in the Making of This Post
Scratch Here to Reveal Prize
If Accidentally Watched Induce Vomiting
Known to Cause Insanity in Laboratory Mice
TSF not responible if this causes eye problems.

Disclaimer Disclaimer: If this realy works it would be realy cool.

**koala** · 05-26-2005, 01:41 PM

aaargh!! there goes my one remaining good eye (the other got blinded by looking at a solar eclipse) thanks danrak

ebackhus · 05-26-2005, 05:58 PM

Hmm...

It stings but the word of Danrak is LAW in this land so it must have been a good sting.

**Spatcher** · 05-26-2005, 07:06 PM

Hey it worked!!!

Oops, it was just the glare from the computer!!

05-24-2005, 10:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jason Faugh a ballagh Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Pasco, FL Posts: 8,476 OS: Windows Vista My System Blog Entries: 2	TSF Presents: Laser Eye Surgery Touch Eyeballs to Screen for Cheap Laser Surgery Disclaimer: For External Use Only Not A Substitute for Human Interaction If Not Entertaining Write Your Congressmen. Posted Simultaneously One Year in the Future For Proper Viewing Take Red Pill Now No Humans Were Probed in the Making of This Post Scratch Here to Reveal Prize If Accidentally Watched Induce Vomiting Known to Cause Insanity in Laboratory Mice TSF not responible if this causes eye problems. Disclaimer Disclaimer: If this realy works it would be realy cool. __________________ Posting Tips \| Advice for New People \| Common Fixes \| Agus na damnaithe fágtha gan focal Glaoigh ormsa i measc na naomh

05-26-2005, 01:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
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05-26-2005, 05:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
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05-26-2005, 07:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
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