Groaners

Bairdman · 03-08-2003, 06:21 PM

Did you hear about that guy who was scheduled for a heart transplant and he later declined it?

He had a change of heart.

Bairdman · 03-08-2003, 06:23 PM

Or how about the poor man who was arrested and charged with mail fraud?

He tried to mail a box of macaroni using food stamps.

**Sealy** · 03-09-2003, 11:57 AM

groan... LOL~~ Those were funny tho Baird

DJ Specs · 03-09-2003, 12:53 PM

Sealy jokes! LOL!

**Sealy** · 03-09-2003, 01:46 PM

LOL yup yup.. sounds like the ones I come up with huh? :tongue2:

tcheavey · 03-17-2003, 10:27 PM

Have you heard about the diner called Howlers? Everyone howls like a big ole dog. It's somewhere near Texasville, I think.

**Sealy** · 03-17-2003, 10:42 PM

LOL hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

tcheavey · 03-17-2003, 10:54 PM

Texasville is a book by Larry McMurtry (Sp), He Wrote Lonesome Dove also. It's pretty funny if you like to read novels to relax.:bandit:

03-08-2003, 06:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bairdman Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 164 OS: Windows 95 & Power Mac G3 9.1	Groaners Did you hear about that guy who was scheduled for a heart transplant and he later declined it? He had a change of heart.

03-09-2003, 11:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sealy Resident Brat Emeritus :P Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 2,045 OS: XP(home)	groan... LOL~~ Those were funny tho Baird __________________ ~Brightest Blessings~ Sealy Kim --------------------- Ná glac pioc comhairle gan comhairle ban. O Autumn. Laden with fruit, and stained With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit Beneath my shady roof, there thou may'st rest, And tune thy jolly voice to my fresh pipe; And all the daughters of the year shall dance, Sing now the lusty song of fruits and flowers. -William Blake- Contributions will not go unnoticed.

03-09-2003, 12:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
DJ Specs Funkee Superstar! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 2,692 OS: Windows XP Home	Sealy jokes! LOL! __________________ Forever Young! http://www.djspecs.com

03-09-2003, 01:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sealy Resident Brat Emeritus :P Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 2,045 OS: XP(home)	LOL yup yup.. sounds like the ones I come up with huh? :tongue2: __________________ ~Brightest Blessings~ Sealy Kim --------------------- Ná glac pioc comhairle gan comhairle ban. O Autumn. Laden with fruit, and stained With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit Beneath my shady roof, there thou may'st rest, And tune thy jolly voice to my fresh pipe; And all the daughters of the year shall dance, Sing now the lusty song of fruits and flowers. -William Blake- Contributions will not go unnoticed.

03-17-2003, 10:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
tcheavey Mech-Tech Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oakland/Berkley approx. Posts: 289 OS: Win 2K	Have you heard about the diner called Howlers? Everyone howls like a big ole dog. It's somewhere near Texasville, I think. __________________ The Redskins Lost. Go Black Knights!!!!

03-08-2003, 06:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bairdman Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 164 OS: Windows 95 & Power Mac G3 9.1	Or how about the poor man who was arrested and charged with mail fraud? He tried to mail a box of macaroni using food stamps.

03-17-2003, 10:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sealy Resident Brat Emeritus :P Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 2,045 OS: XP(home)	LOL hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm __________________ ~Brightest Blessings~ Sealy Kim --------------------- Ná glac pioc comhairle gan comhairle ban. O Autumn. Laden with fruit, and stained With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit Beneath my shady roof, there thou may'st rest, And tune thy jolly voice to my fresh pipe; And all the daughters of the year shall dance, Sing now the lusty song of fruits and flowers. -William Blake- Contributions will not go unnoticed.

03-17-2003, 10:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
tcheavey Mech-Tech Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oakland/Berkley approx. Posts: 289 OS: Win 2K	Texasville is a book by Larry McMurtry (Sp), He Wrote Lonesome Dove also. It's pretty funny if you like to read novels to relax.:bandit: __________________ The Redskins Lost. Go Black Knights!!!!