Jason

16> "This is your brain. This is your brain on my naked thigh.
Any questions?"

15> "Could you help me get this tie tack out of my hand?"

14> "Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle
such as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?"

13> "What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium
on Euclidean Geometry?"

12> "Perchance, would you be inclined to participate, at my
domicile, sans apparel, in a modicum of copulation?"

11> "It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if
it did, I'd be overqualified."

10> "You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence excites me beyond
all capacity for cognitive discourse."

9> "Vini, Vici, Va-va-voom!"

8> "You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic
equations through my mind all night."

7> "That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes."

6> "According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum
Mechanics, we may already be making love right now."

5> "If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus,
would you take umbrage?"

4> "I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus
maximus."

3> "Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like 'em dumb and strong!"

2> "By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants,
calculating your body mass based on your height and weight,
and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that
you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact,
glad to see me."

and the Number 1 MENSA Pick-Up Line...

1> "Baby, I'll have you barking like a *canis familiaris*."

DJ Specs

Ok.. that was weird!

Bairdman

Yeah, but it was kinda funny though.:D

merlin

yeah, these are funny ones... :D