You won't believe what I happened to me last night!

**l_b_rex** · 05-26-2009, 07:08 AM

Hey guys. I have something really friggin freaky to share from last night when I was walking home from work. This is serious!

So last night I was making my way home around 9:30 pm. It was a tad bit chilly and the sun had just set in the west. My walk home takes about 20 minutes and requires me walking through a large park along paths through a wooded area and then my house is just on the otherside.
Now, I am not sure if you have heard the rumours that the H1N1 has an unknown substance in it and yesterday these dead infected had been dug up and many are missing. The local news says the graves look like they were dug up from the inside!!! There were no signs of any tools being used. They said the dirt was pushed up from below...kinda freaky. Anyways, I know of one death from H1N1 in my city and they were buried a block and a half away at St.Peters Cemetary.
Back to my story here, I was walking through the park and heard what sounded like a scrapping noise in the grass behind me. So I quickly turned around and no word of a lie this bloody faced human was just behind me and was panting as if he was really really thirsty. I had never run so fast in my life! This "thing" chased after me. He wasn't very fast and I made it home but this thing showed up at my front window about 10 minutes after I got home. I have no idea how he founf me but he kept banging his hands on the window and muttering something. He seemd very weak. His bangs were more like taps on the window. He even banged his face on the window as if he was in a trace and couldn't stop. My neighbour came over and shot him in the chest 2 times and it fell over and then immediately began to get but and walked straight towards my neighbour. My neighbour used his last shotgun round and put it between its eyes and it just dies on the spot, like just dropped and never moved again.

Guys, I know this sounds crazy but 1/4 of his face was missing and his arms looked quite chewed up, He had no socks or shoes and his suit was ripped to shreds almost. I never saw him attack anyone or anything but there was blood all aound his mouth.

Here is my problem. I can't call the poice cuz they will think I am crazy and I still have the body in my shed. What do you guys recommend I do with it?

Everyone be careful out there. These are strange and scary times.
And remember, don't believe everything you read.

**manic** · 05-26-2009, 12:42 PM

Your right!

**l_b_rex** · 05-26-2009, 12:54 PM

Just a reminder to all that the internet is full of nonsense :)

TJ Belfiore · 05-26-2009, 01:22 PM

Hi -

I'm sorry to hear that a you had a zombie encounter, but it happens to the best of us. Have you ever seen Shaun of the Dead?

Saluti . . .

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tech313 · 05-26-2009, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undocked Windy

Have you ever seen Shaun of the Dead?

I was gonna say, did you tame him and he plays video games with you? :P

TJ Belfiore · 05-26-2009, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tech313

I was gonna say, did you tame him and he plays video games with you? :P

Hi -

You know Nick Frost, too??!?!?!

Saluti . . .

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**l_b_rex** · 05-26-2009, 02:36 PM

I never saw shaen of the dead. I heard it is great though.
I have watched a lot of zombie movies lately...some just over and over...

Diary of the dead
28 days later
28 weeks later
night of the living dead
etc.

I love zombie movies. i know 2 of them arent really zombies but damn close to it!

TJ Belfiore · 05-26-2009, 02:48 PM

Hi -

28 Days Later was the best actual thriller/horror movie ever besides the original Halloween by John Carpenter.

Back on topic; so the zombie is in your shed?

Saluti . . .

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**asidman** · 05-26-2009, 03:25 PM

Reminds me of a movie called "Fido" - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572/
Was a very good movie

yustr · 05-26-2009, 04:44 PM

I knew it wasn't true the minute I read that it was a 20 minute walk...too much exercise for anyone on TSF...

TJ Belfiore · 05-26-2009, 07:33 PM

Hi -

LOL @ yustr.

Saluti . . .

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Mcninjaguy · 05-27-2009, 03:47 AM

A pretty good zombie flick is Resident Evil Degeneration. its not the actual flick thats awesome its the special features.

**Terrister** · 05-27-2009, 09:18 AM

If you want a movie about Zombie cops, try this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Heat_(1988_film)

**l_b_rex** · 05-28-2009, 08:25 AM

I decided to just cut him up and feed him to my ex girlfriend. What do you guys think about that? I mean that is what ex's are for right?

TJ Belfiore · 05-28-2009, 02:33 PM

I agree.

05-26-2009, 07:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
l_b_rex The almighty Dr.Tran! Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,098 OS: Vista Home Premium 32 bit	You won't believe what I happened to me last night! Hey guys. I have something really friggin freaky to share from last night when I was walking home from work. This is serious! So last night I was making my way home around 9:30 pm. It was a tad bit chilly and the sun had just set in the west. My walk home takes about 20 minutes and requires me walking through a large park along paths through a wooded area and then my house is just on the otherside. Now, I am not sure if you have heard the rumours that the H1N1 has an unknown substance in it and yesterday these dead infected had been dug up and many are missing. The local news says the graves look like they were dug up from the inside!!! There were no signs of any tools being used. They said the dirt was pushed up from below...kinda freaky. Anyways, I know of one death from H1N1 in my city and they were buried a block and a half away at St.Peters Cemetary. Back to my story here, I was walking through the park and heard what sounded like a scrapping noise in the grass behind me. So I quickly turned around and no word of a lie this bloody faced human was just behind me and was panting as if he was really really thirsty. I had never run so fast in my life! This "thing" chased after me. He wasn't very fast and I made it home but this thing showed up at my front window about 10 minutes after I got home. I have no idea how he founf me but he kept banging his hands on the window and muttering something. He seemd very weak. His bangs were more like taps on the window. He even banged his face on the window as if he was in a trace and couldn't stop. My neighbour came over and shot him in the chest 2 times and it fell over and then immediately began to get but and walked straight towards my neighbour. My neighbour used his last shotgun round and put it between its eyes and it just dies on the spot, like just dropped and never moved again. Guys, I know this sounds crazy but 1/4 of his face was missing and his arms looked quite chewed up, He had no socks or shoes and his suit was ripped to shreds almost. I never saw him attack anyone or anything but there was blood all aound his mouth. Here is my problem. I can't call the poice cuz they will think I am crazy and I still have the body in my shed. What do you guys recommend I do with it? Everyone be careful out there. These are strange and scary times. And remember, don't believe everything you read. __________________ If my avatar piques your interest, go to google and search Dr.Tran video and have a look.

05-26-2009, 12:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
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05-26-2009, 12:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
l_b_rex The almighty Dr.Tran! Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,098 OS: Vista Home Premium 32 bit	Re: You won't believe what I happened to me last night! Just a reminder to all that the internet is full of nonsense :) __________________ If my avatar piques your interest, go to google and search Dr.Tran video and have a look.

05-26-2009, 01:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
TJ Belfiore December 8th, 1980 :[ Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: 530 Posts: 3,504 OS: 7 x64, XP x32	Re: You won't believe what I happened to me last night! Hi - I'm sorry to hear that a you had a zombie encounter, but it happens to the best of us. Have you ever seen Shaun of the Dead? Saluti . . . . . __________________

05-26-2009, 02:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
l_b_rex The almighty Dr.Tran! Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,098 OS: Vista Home Premium 32 bit	Re: You won't believe what I happened to me last night! I never saw shaen of the dead. I heard it is great though. I have watched a lot of zombie movies lately...some just over and over... Diary of the dead 28 days later 28 weeks later night of the living dead etc. I love zombie movies. i know 2 of them arent really zombies but damn close to it! __________________ If my avatar piques your interest, go to google and search Dr.Tran video and have a look.

05-26-2009, 02:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
TJ Belfiore December 8th, 1980 :[ Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: 530 Posts: 3,504 OS: 7 x64, XP x32	Re: You won't believe what I happened to me last night! Hi - 28 Days Later was the best actual thriller/horror movie ever besides the original Halloween by John Carpenter. Back on topic; so the zombie is in your shed? Saluti . . . . . __________________

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TJ Belfiore December 8th, 1980 :[ Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: 530 Posts: 3,504 OS: 7 x64, XP x32	Re: You won't believe what I happened to me last night! Hi - LOL @ yustr. Saluti . . . . . __________________

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05-28-2009, 08:25 AM	#14 (permalink)
l_b_rex The almighty Dr.Tran! Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,098 OS: Vista Home Premium 32 bit	Re: You won't believe what I happened to me last night! I decided to just cut him up and feed him to my ex girlfriend. What do you guys think about that? I mean that is what ex's are for right? __________________ If my avatar piques your interest, go to google and search Dr.Tran video and have a look.

05-28-2009, 02:33 PM	#15 (permalink)
TJ Belfiore December 8th, 1980 :[ Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: 530 Posts: 3,504 OS: 7 x64, XP x32	Re: You won't believe what I happened to me last night! I agree. __________________