boredom diary

**merlin** · 11-10-2002, 11:56 AM

captains log... stardate tenth november, year two thousand two at one hour and 40 minutes...extremely bored to death at work...my turn to work weekends...waiting for people to call in and tell me their problems...freudian techie...and then I tell them " sir you really will need to install a modem first and then try to get online with your dialup account"... blah...took a nap 2 hours ago...still have 6 hours to waste...pm'ed danrak with some nonsense stuff...my only coworker tells me security guard downstairs fell and broke his hip...only guard that was working weekends limped out to the ambulance and now there is no one watching the front door...eh, whatever...

11-10-2002, 12:44 PM

And where exactly is the bank your working in.................LOL

**merlin** · 11-10-2002, 12:51 PM

captains log...star..blah blah blah...two thirty pm....

slow fella calls in...I think its the same guy...he actually has a modem installed because he can see it... and I lied to him plus I have no idea what Im talking about..but he still cant get on...asked him what version of modem plug he has...he tells me he will have to find out later because he cant do that while we're on the phone...hangs up and I go back to sleep...

phone rings and wakes me up...ba*%*##...he said he got the modem working but now its being slow...and he thinks its something to do with his profile...told him ok, let me login and look through...put him on hold and walk out to my car to get some change for snack machine....go back to the phone and ask him whats the last time he did scandisk/defrag ?...he said he cant do scandisk because he doesnt have a scanner..but hes gonna try defrag...

that cute intern from downstairs logs in to finish up some left over work from friday...roll over to admins. workstation and take acct. server offline....intern calls in saying that she cant get to expense reports...Told her that its down and it will take a while to fix...in the meantime shes welcome to come up and play a round of Mechwarrior....

DJ Specs · 11-10-2002, 02:29 PM

Im going to beam into your head!

**merlin** · 11-10-2002, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ Specs
Im going to beam into your head!

hehe ok...Im really bored and I cant go anywhere..Im stuck at work !!! and theres nothing to do.

DJ Specs · 11-10-2002, 02:36 PM

Dont worry.. once Im inside your head! It will be a whole new experience.. do you mind if I bring some strippers?

**merlin** · 11-10-2002, 02:42 PM

why the h@@l would I mind???? you can bring the whole strip club...including bouncers!!! more the merrier...you can dj and strippers can do their thing....!!! :D :D :D :D

twas · 11-10-2002, 07:12 PM

TopCat My Man,

Be extremely careful beaming yourself into Merlin's head I suspect a "Black Hole" in that vicinity, I've been probing that area with my "Cosmic Scanner" and have not been able to get a return indicating any activity at all. :D

Take care my friend.

:ufo: :ufo: :ufo:

twas

ps - Of course the fact that I got my "Cosmic Scanner" on sale for
$ 4.95 at Walmart might be affecting the readings just a
smidgen.

**merlin** · 11-10-2002, 10:23 PM

DJ, no black holes whatsoever....twas, the "area" might be more advanced than you think...your "cosmic scanner" signal is actually being jammed... :) are you sure your scanner doesnt need an update ? I dont want you to run into a black hole somewhere else...we cannot afford to loose you..and be careful with cosmic scanner for some entities might object to you scanning them :)

peace....

P.S. good scanning grounds for black holes....Anna Nicole Smith...even el cheapo scanners pick up wealth of data in that "area"...happy hunting...

**Jason** · 11-10-2002, 11:49 PM

Merlin, you have me cracking up. I need a job like yours. Then maybe Angel will talk to me more. ;) Where do you work? need some help there? :D

DJ Specs · 11-11-2002, 03:22 AM

Danrak.. Merlin is studying the official DJ Specs/DJ Prince handbook! :tongue2:

**Jason** · 11-11-2002, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ Specs
Danrak.. Merlin is studying the official DJ Specs/DJ Prince handbook! :tongue2:

Where is mine?

Hey merlin, I've got a customer for you. Called up looking for a ISP. 50mhz computer 8 megs memory, win 3.11 and a 2400 baud modem. :D You want him? We told him to try AOL. They still take 2400 baud modems?

**Tweetybird** · 11-11-2002, 07:20 AM

Poor Merlin, what is a matter, I know I m not there to keep you company, hows my favorite wizard doing today?:D

**merlin** · 11-11-2002, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Poor Merlin, what is a matter, I know I m not there to keep you company, hows my favorite wizard doing today?

Thank God you're here Tweet, I was going crazy....I have no Idea how I made it out without you...

Quote:

Hey merlin, I've got a customer for you. Called up looking for a ISP. 50mhz computer 8 megs memory, win 3.11 and a 2400 baud modem. You want him? We told him to try AOL. They still take 2400 baud modems?

yup yup AOL it is...or MSN I think now that they have that MSN 8 they can support 2400 baud...hehe

**Tweetybird** · 11-11-2002, 10:21 AM

Het sweets , how ya doing today , better I hope now that Im here.

**Jason** · 11-11-2002, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by merlin
yup yup AOL it is...or MSN I think now that they have that MSN 8 they can support 2400 baud...hehe

Hey, microsoft would support anything for a buck. They would just say it is the computers fault though and not their own. And of course the computer people will say its microsofts fault. :D

**merlin** · 11-11-2002, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Het sweets , how ya doing today , better I hope now that Im here.

Im doing much better now, thanks to you...

Danrak...microsofts fault...of course its microsofts fault..but dont worry. They are highly skilled in putting out updates patches and fixes so not to worry.....

**Tweetybird** · 11-12-2002, 07:46 AM

so whats for dinner tonight?

**merlin** · 11-12-2002, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tweetybird
so whats for dinner tonight?

well, I was thinking chicken fried steak...baked potato..and salad ?

then maybe ...a dessert ? whaddya think ?

**Tweetybird** · 11-12-2002, 07:59 AM

didnt we just have cfs, I was thinking maybe homemade beef stew , cornbread, sweet tea w/ lemon , and maybe apple pie topped with ice cream. yummy and then you for the appetizer.heheh

11-10-2002, 11:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
merlin I helped the forums. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,612 OS: 3.11	boredom diary captains log... stardate tenth november, year two thousand two at one hour and 40 minutes...extremely bored to death at work...my turn to work weekends...waiting for people to call in and tell me their problems...freudian techie...and then I tell them " sir you really will need to install a modem first and then try to get online with your dialup account"... blah...took a nap 2 hours ago...still have 6 hours to waste...pm'ed danrak with some nonsense stuff...my only coworker tells me security guard downstairs fell and broke his hip...only guard that was working weekends limped out to the ambulance and now there is no one watching the front door...eh, whatever...

11-10-2002, 02:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
DJ Specs Funkee Superstar! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 2,692 OS: Windows XP Home	Im going to beam into your head! __________________ Forever Young! http://www.djspecs.com

11-10-2002, 02:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
DJ Specs Funkee Superstar! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 2,692 OS: Windows XP Home	Dont worry.. once Im inside your head! It will be a whole new experience.. do you mind if I bring some strippers? __________________ Forever Young! http://www.djspecs.com

11-10-2002, 07:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
twas Servant Of The General Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Plant Celexia (By way Of Mcloud, OK) Posts: 286 OS: #1) Win98 SE #2) Win 2000	TopCat My Man, Be extremely careful beaming yourself into Merlin's head I suspect a "Black Hole" in that vicinity, I've been probing that area with my "Cosmic Scanner" and have not been able to get a return indicating any activity at all. :D Take care my friend. :ufo: :ufo: :ufo: twas ps - Of course the fact that I got my "Cosmic Scanner" on sale for $ 4.95 at Walmart might be affecting the readings just a smidgen. __________________ I am who I am, unless I'm some one else. --- If you think you understand the things I say, you need to seek HELP IMMEDADTELY. Last edited by twas; 11-10-2002 at 07:14 PM.

11-10-2002, 10:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
merlin I helped the forums. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,612 OS: 3.11	DJ, no black holes whatsoever....twas, the "area" might be more advanced than you think...your "cosmic scanner" signal is actually being jammed... :) are you sure your scanner doesnt need an update ? I dont want you to run into a black hole somewhere else...we cannot afford to loose you..and be careful with cosmic scanner for some entities might object to you scanning them :) peace.... P.S. good scanning grounds for black holes....Anna Nicole Smith...even el cheapo scanners pick up wealth of data in that "area"...happy hunting... Last edited by merlin; 11-10-2002 at 10:48 PM.

11-10-2002, 12:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
SPEEDO Guest Posts: n/a OS:	And where exactly is the bank your working in.................LOL

11-10-2002, 12:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
merlin I helped the forums. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,612 OS: 3.11	captains log...star..blah blah blah...two thirty pm.... slow fella calls in...I think its the same guy...he actually has a modem installed because he can see it... and I lied to him plus I have no idea what Im talking about..but he still cant get on...asked him what version of modem plug he has...he tells me he will have to find out later because he cant do that while we're on the phone...hangs up and I go back to sleep... phone rings and wakes me up...ba%##...he said he got the modem working but now its being slow...and he thinks its something to do with his profile...told him ok, let me login and look through...put him on hold and walk out to my car to get some change for snack machine....go back to the phone and ask him whats the last time he did scandisk/defrag ?...he said he cant do scandisk because he doesnt have a scanner..but hes gonna try defrag... that cute intern from downstairs logs in to finish up some left over work from friday...roll over to admins. workstation and take acct. server offline....intern calls in saying that she cant get to expense reports...Told her that its down and it will take a while to fix...in the meantime shes welcome to come up and play a round of Mechwarrior....

11-10-2002, 02:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
merlin I helped the forums. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,612 OS: 3.11	why the h@@l would I mind???? you can bring the whole strip club...including bouncers!!! more the merrier...you can dj and strippers can do their thing....!!! :D :D :D :D

11-10-2002, 11:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
Jason Faugh a ballagh Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Pasco, FL Posts: 8,476 OS: Windows Vista My System Blog Entries: 2	Merlin, you have me cracking up. I need a job like yours. Then maybe Angel will talk to me more. ;) Where do you work? need some help there? :D __________________ Posting Tips \| Advice for New People \| Common Fixes \| Agus na damnaithe fágtha gan focal Glaoigh ormsa i measc na naomh

11-11-2002, 03:22 AM	#11 (permalink)
DJ Specs Funkee Superstar! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 2,692 OS: Windows XP Home	Danrak.. Merlin is studying the official DJ Specs/DJ Prince handbook! :tongue2: __________________ Forever Young! http://www.djspecs.com

11-11-2002, 07:20 AM	#13 (permalink)
Tweetybird Dragonfly Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: texas Posts: 647 OS: win98	Poor Merlin, what is a matter, I know I m not there to keep you company, hows my favorite wizard doing today?:D __________________ Life is to short to stay mad , so perk up and give a big smile Tweet, tweet , tweetin. Satan aka mad hatter

11-11-2002, 10:21 AM	#15 (permalink)
Tweetybird Dragonfly Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: texas Posts: 647 OS: win98	Het sweets , how ya doing today , better I hope now that Im here. __________________ Life is to short to stay mad , so perk up and give a big smile Tweet, tweet , tweetin. Satan aka mad hatter

11-12-2002, 07:46 AM	#18 (permalink)
Tweetybird Dragonfly Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: texas Posts: 647 OS: win98	so whats for dinner tonight? __________________ Life is to short to stay mad , so perk up and give a big smile Tweet, tweet , tweetin. Satan aka mad hatter

11-12-2002, 07:59 AM	#20 (permalink)
Tweetybird Dragonfly Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: texas Posts: 647 OS: win98	didnt we just have cfs, I was thinking maybe homemade beef stew , cornbread, sweet tea w/ lemon , and maybe apple pie topped with ice cream. yummy and then you for the appetizer.heheh __________________ Life is to short to stay mad , so perk up and give a big smile Tweet, tweet , tweetin. Satan aka mad hatter