****** for Windows

**Holmes** · 01-10-2005, 10:57 AM

What good is having a big disk if your computer won't stay up long enough for you to use it? There's nothing more embarrassing than having your computer go down just when you're ready for a big demo, yet it happens all the time. The fact is that an ever-increasing number of computer users suffer from Operating System Dysfunction.

Windows ****** is not for everyone, but it has been clinically proven to help the majority of computer users who suffer from occasional or chronic OSD. In many cases, even computers that are no longer able to run the current version of Windows at all will respond to treatment with Windows ****** and come right up!

**norin** · 01-10-2005, 11:09 AM

i want some Win******! hhehe that's awesome every little bit helps right?

**Ha-y-n** · 01-10-2005, 05:34 PM

I like that

bry623 · 01-10-2005, 07:12 PM

I like that the disk is blue and that it is a "floppy"

**jgvernonco** · 01-11-2005, 12:23 PM

If the effects to the computer last more than 4 hours, does it need to seek treatment?

(ER Nurses have about a billion ****** stories).

**DumberDrummer** · 01-11-2005, 09:57 PM

Just remember, just because the floppy is in the front doesn't mean we should follow it like a divining rod.

Just curious, how is one of those "longer-than-4-hours" treated anyway? Do they like, drain the blood or what?

**norin** · 01-21-2005, 03:15 AM

i have no clue how they take care of a situation like that tho... all i know is.. man would is suck... really it would... altho i have heard about this one kid about 12 years old in my community who popped of his daddy's pills and popped sumthin of his own for 12 hours or so... needless to say he was feeling a little "too sick" to go to school. mommy let him stay home and she came back and well they got him to the hospital... that stuff should be adolecent proof i say!

01-10-2005, 10:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Holmes I helped the forums. Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: South-East UK Posts: 176 OS: Win ME/XP	**** for Windows What good is having a big disk if your computer won't stay up long enough for you to use it? There's nothing more embarrassing than having your computer go down just when you're ready for a big demo, yet it happens all the time. The fact is that an ever-increasing number of computer users suffer from Operating System Dysfunction. Windows ** is not for everyone, but it has been clinically proven to help the majority of computer users who suffer from occasional or chronic OSD. In many cases, even computers that are no longer able to run the current version of Windows at all will respond to treatment with Windows **** and come right up!

01-10-2005, 11:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
norin TSF Veteran Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: L-Town, Maine Posts: 1,748 OS: WinXP Pro SP3 My System	i want some Win******! hhehe that's awesome every little bit helps right? __________________

01-10-2005, 05:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ha-y-n 12-0, GO WARRIORS! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Hawaii Posts: 682 OS: WinXP Pro	I like that __________________ bRiAn Harddrive Diagnostic Tools, MemTest86

01-10-2005, 07:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
bry623 Manager, The Conversation Pit/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NW Territory circa 1787 Posts: 11,706 OS: winxp pro sp2	I like that the disk is blue and that it is a "floppy" __________________ "If you aren't a liberal when you're 20, you have no heart. If you aren't a conservative when you are 50, you have no brain"

01-11-2005, 12:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
jgvernonco Old Timer Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Northern Arizona Posts: 7,958 OS: Vista Home Premium, SP 27	If the effects to the computer last more than 4 hours, does it need to seek treatment? (ER Nurses have about a billion ****** stories). __________________ Donations keep TSF moving forward. Please help. http://www.myspace.com/speedbumpthecelt

01-11-2005, 09:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
DumberDrummer Cymru am byth Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Oregon Posts: 5,385 OS: Windows XP Pro SP2 My System	Just remember, just because the floppy is in the front doesn't mean we should follow it like a divining rod. Just curious, how is one of those "longer-than-4-hours" treated anyway? Do they like, drain the blood or what? __________________ Living with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane _____________________________________________ ... and with those words so begins my lifetime of longing for the devil's warm embrace Last edited by DumberDrummer; 01-11-2005 at 09:58 PM.

01-21-2005, 03:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
norin TSF Veteran Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: L-Town, Maine Posts: 1,748 OS: WinXP Pro SP3 My System	i have no clue how they take care of a situation like that tho... all i know is.. man would is suck... really it would... altho i have heard about this one kid about 12 years old in my community who popped of his daddy's pills and popped sumthin of his own for 12 hours or so... needless to say he was feeling a little "too sick" to go to school. mommy let him stay home and she came back and well they got him to the hospital... that stuff should be adolecent proof i say! __________________