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It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.

We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of 'smart'?

When you work here,
you can name your own salary.

I named mine 'Skinny.'


Smith & Wesson: The original
point and click interface

A fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party.

When blondes have more fun do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL

Money isn't everything.
But it keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed,
your skydiving is over.

Time's fun when you're having flies.
....... Kermit the Frog

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.

One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto:

At least we're not Mississippi

Gaseous clouds
detected around Uranus.

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

GUN CONTROL:
using both hands

The more I learn about terrorism,
the more I understand the bill collector.

The latest survey shows
that three out of four people
make up 75% of the population

Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist.'

WereBo

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe..... Very good